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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156567
 08.07.2021
“The Boy in the Striped Pyjama.” A heavy film.



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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №156566
 08.07.2021
A man from the former...

(February 24 in Ukraine)

She: -Slu, I want a set of rolls on the 8th of March (oil, 2 loaves, oak and tuna)

I: Taxi, where is my gift for 23?

She says, “Now 23 is not recorded.

I: So on the day of the Ukrainian Army or Cossacks, I don’t remember any gifts too!? to

He said, “We have never recorded them.

I: So I’ll buy it.

* ordered her a set of rolls and something else, took a set of seafood

The evening of March 8

**I come in the evening from work, in anticipation of a meal of a variety of seafood**

She said, “Mommy came in and we ate all the rolls with her.

I: No, I took you. I open the refrigerator, where is my seafood?

She: - And my mom and I made pizza from them, but it didn't taste good, don't take them anymore!

I: Where is my share?

She: -Well, we picked up the moricas, and the pizza was thrown out, I say it didn't taste good!

Oh my God, how fucking I was.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №156565
 08.07.2021
xxx: also sneeze, I can sleep in front of the monitor, jumping somewhere on the Plotva. With the phone in hand, it was easy.



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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №156564
 08.07.2021
Money ruins a man as much as it can buy impunity.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №156563
 08.07.2021
My grandfather in Civic fought against Kolchak and had a fighting horse named Boy. Usually, in a horse attack, when the squadron of lava went on the enemy, the boy fell into a rage, and, overtaking everyone, he strongly broke forward.
Once again, when the boy left everyone far behind, two white-cossacks jumped on the grandfather. Then he barely escaped from them. After the clash of silence, it turned out that someone cut off one ear of the boy. The loss of the ear added the horse of the mind and he no longer broke forward, trying to hold in the middle of the cavalry lava.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156562
 08.07.2021
On August 1, the Russian Federation introduced the obligation to wear coloured pants.
Green is untouched.
Sirenes put the first component.
Yellow two components.
Raspberry vaccine developer and healthcare worker.

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