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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150784
 08.08.2018
The woman’s name is Men. When the child was breastfed, he called him Ludojed.

Yyy: And when the wife goes to the store, becomes deserted?

Zzz: The kitchen is a popular place?

Yyy: And when he fucked the secretary before he returned home, it was a prelude.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150783
 08.08.2018
How to explain to the government that they are afraid not to work until old age, but to remain without work until old age and not to live.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №150782
 08.08.2018
It was necessary to print 20 copies of one file, one page, went to the local printing, print 20 tenge, photocopy - 10 tenge. I asked one sheet to print and make 19 copies of it... Aunt was angry for a long time, but I am not guilty))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №150781
 08.08.2018
Grandfather comes to the polling station, approaches one of the members of the commission and asks:
Can I know if my wife voted?
Now let’s look at the lists. Yes, here she signed up for receiving the ballots. Do you live together, grandfather?
“No, she died 15 years ago, but every time she comes to vote. I cannot catch her all.

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