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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №152766
 08.08.2019
I work in a taxi "Vezet" in the glorious city of Chelyabinsk. I never take applications from the gardens, even at the dawn of my activity in the taxi was an application from Traktorosada-1, the client was straight very delightful: asked to come to the very wing, because. He has a painful knee. At first, the guard did not want to let me, he barely penetrated into the territory, then, as a mother, he sought the desired street and house, because the markers hang on each, give god, 10 houses, and even do not hang at all. Since then I have always refused gardens, and there are very few applications and I stood next to them and the application indicated that the client was at the door. Greed lost a taxi driver.

The grandmother of God sits with two bags. On the way, he says, "Son, take a cupcake, or I have two bags, it's hard to pull." I refuse, motivated by the fact that the mother and father-in-law of these cockroaches have already drawn me a whole puppy. Grandma says that her cockroaches are special, spicy, spicy, almost curative. I am unwavering. However, when entering the address, the grandmother puts 3 cocktails on the seat. Going out, he gives 100 rubles with the words: "In general, I sell them for 15 rubles per piece, so you still have a bag." The price was 130 rubles.

So I think to take them home to relatives or give them over.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №152765
 08.08.2019
xxx: Some 2 years ago, in the middle of the day, such an inadequate person invaded my personal space with a message "What a hero sending to friends to my husband. Shallow » Of course, I did not go to any of my husbands. I do not know her or her husband. Even friends do not have in common, because we generally live in different parts of Eurasia.

To my confusing questions about where she came from and how her husband surrendered to me, she responded only with insults.

She went to her husband's page and laid out the correspondence screens in the comments under his avatar (the face was closed) and asked her wife not to leave the house. Neadevkaša entered the CSU.

P. S. has now entered her page - the status "not married".

I broke my family, anyway. That grandmother was worried!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №152764
 08.08.2019
Two friends who worked at the Boeing company pulled the rescue armor from the plane and decided to try it on fishing. They flooded on the river and soon saw a coast guard helicopter. As it turned out, when the boiler is inflated, the block automatically turns on, sending a disaster signal and location coordinates. Both friends were "saved" from work in the "Boeing".

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №152763
 08.08.2019
In the discharge department (coordinate discharge of precise holes with positionary permissions) took a young student. I go, there is nowhere. I approach the workers.

Where is the new one?

The marriage rate is decreasing.

and? ? to ? to ? to

I go into the car and... sleep.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №152762
 08.08.2019
The effectiveness of managers is determined by the number of people they destroy.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №152761
 08.08.2019
Listened
There was a neighbor in our entrance, who became a representative of Avon. Life from her did not, will meet someone on the stairs or in the courtyard - immediately clinging to the advertisement of its goods, you will not get away. I even went through apartments. He met me again and started pushing his goods again. And I got the idea, I say that now there is no money, but there is one colleague who was interested, I can arrange a meeting. Of course I agreed. Not only did I say that my colleague was an active representative of Jehovah’s Witnesses and that everyone at work had a lot of conversations. And he was not fired just because he was a distant relative to someone from the chief. I told him there was a woman who was interested in them, I could arrange a meeting.
How their meeting went, I don’t know. But then my neighbor left me alone, and my colleague with his conversations left me behind.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №152760
 08.08.2019
In Moscow flooded the workshop of Nikas Safronov. The irreparable damage to the world cultural heritage caused by Nicas has been reduced to virtually zero.

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