She: she went to the pharmacy pps there hysteria was...
I: What is it?
She: Yes, there the grandmother I know works, and my grandmother asked me to buy her validol.
Pregnancy Test and Validol? :D
The shopkeeper was laughing too :)

Ballad about Photoshop:
I came out with growth and face - thank you mother and other!!! to

Sberbank employees smile only on booklets.

How the crowds gather:
"Nothing happened and everyone wants to make sure that nothing happened"

XXX: we do not have hot water again... but little... it is in the reverse )))))) that is, the crane is sinking... I gave him a glass of water he sinked it )))))
XXX: you can shower the carpet.))))))))

(Try to get acquainted with ASCII)
He loves the coon.
She: especially virtual) so you are now opening some porn site, making a desktop wallpaper with a pitch and starting to lick the monitor! Lick at least an hour and in the course of it you don’t ask me any more stupid questions.

Yandex.News-To the struggle for the son of Orbachite intends to connect the UN and Pugacheva"

Eat his mother, the two strongest organizations in the world.

She: In the last few years, something has gone wrong in our relationship (
She: You don’t send me text messages for two weeks with wishes for a good night.
He: Emm... Kat... Yeah, we’ve been living together for two weeks now.

The impression arose that B-G is testing Russia by providing it with ministers, bad ministers and current ones.
But, always the most favorite in the people were ministers on "Four".
An anecdote about the Minister of Culture of the USSR, which has not lost its relevance so far:

Art exhibition in Paris. Picasso forgot his invitation ticket. He is not allowed:
Prove that you are Picasso.
He took a pencil and depicted the pigeon of the world, and he was missed. Furceva also forgot the invitation, and it is not allowed.
Minister of Culture of the USSR.
How can you prove this? Picasso also forgot his ticket.
He had to paint.
Who is Picasso?
Mr. Minister of Culture, you can go.

by Bo:
We have an American sitting in the cinema in Russia all with a beard, so he grew up and came, there is one bearded sitting here.

Girls believe yours: “I’m not a prostitute, I’m an affigene, in our eyes you don’t have brains or something else.”

c) Khabarov

A girl from the sales department calls:
Sasha, will it be hard for us to put the office in 2007?
Why to you?
No, then don’t have to.

I go today in the tram from work, a girl with a good figure comes in (I see her from the back). on the girl a white maid with the inscription on the back "you want a big and pure love?"... she turns her face, here even more fun!!! judging by the size of the abdomen of the sixth month of pregnancy and the inscription on the chest "found desired"))

I get in touch, look at the news and see:
Vasya Ivanov was marked on 4 photos in the albums 1 course, 2 course, 3 course, Army.

In fact, BOR is the most decent site. After all, if you search for "xxx", then the results will not be porn.

I work as a Sisadmin, in a fitness club, everything is normal day by day.
The call:
I take the phone, I am going to the Aichi department, I listen to Alexey
In a woman’s toilet, a lamp burned.
Thank you, we will walk more carefully.

The Moscow authorities forbade employees of the GIBDD of Moscow in non-working hours to conduct documents checks at drivers of motor vehicles and to take bribery.
Staff of the GIBDD of Moscow appealed to the court and the court recognized the actions of the Moscow authorities illegal.

xxx (01:24:35 8/09/2009)
Shorter I put myself instead of silicone then insert 2 nourishing irguches. Men are like children - it will be fun to eat.
yyy (01:24:48 8/09/2009)
Respect and respect for you

From a familiar life:
He comes home from the theater tonight. Alone in makeup (blues) and in sports clothes, and in shoes with a sharp nose. Keep his goats:
What, were they beaten?
and AGA
No one is dressed like that now.

God’s cow, fly up to heaven, bring me meat!! to