xxx: I understand, of course, young men are not strong in such female things as a puppy...But to remove it from me through my head, like a maiku...without stretching!!! to
I like
YYY: So I knew it had to be through my legs.

Are we in a black hole? I always knew it.
In the afroatmosphere. Be politically correct in your words.

<xxx>I am lying down like I just woke up. Our cat is jumping onto the bed and let’s bump on my chest.
Here my beloved wakes up, looks at the kitten, takes a bit of care, moves it to the side and says to him: These breasts can only I throw!
<xxx> I love both of them!

How to break a person's nose, causing the least pain and without breaking it?

o o o o o o o A sadistic man! What an esthetic!
We will not hurt you. \"The location of the meeting cannot be changed"

Festival "Borodino" this year is 200 years old.
The reporter with the microphone and the operator asks:
Which Army are you from?
I show you a bag with Napoleon's eagle. I ask :
How many heads does the Russian eagle have?
In response a heavy silence. I touched the horse and went away. It was disgusting.

xxx: And somehow at one point the tnt-ash joke of Garik Harlamov: "The driver of the jade to the south-please to get out of the square" became a political
I mean ? ? ? ?

When everything is bad and you just want to cry, there will be a fool who will raise your mood.
YYY: Why is he a fool right away?
XXX: And how to name the one who fucking pulled me out of under the warm blanket, told me about the completed plan for the volume of work for 10 minutes, then learned that he got the wrong place - asked to call the master and tell me))))))
YYY : :-)
XXX: Well who is he after that????))))))) Just called to know – I called the master???? to

I live in a private house with two dogs. My mother went to the market before she left. calls to work, says: Andrei, dog meat on the middle shelf of the freezer, human on the upper shelf.
O_O

Popq: Can I turn off the green light somehow when the camera is running?

To burn whom did he decide?

Popq: One of my comrades asked to find out if his dog was crawling on the carpet, and he didn’t want to scare her to show her pictures!
Will this explanation suit you?

A man in his life should do at least two heroic acts - to say to a girl "marry me" and years later "go to bed, I will wash this mountain of dishes."

Starget: The question as a fighter, in fact
The Roman: Well?
Starget: When you beat your foot, you have to fold your fingers on it in your fist, like on your hand? )))))
It is a php)))

History of the world at school. The teacher calls the girl to the board and asks to tell about Cesare Borgia. The girl starts pretty vigorously, it is visible that she has studied.
Q: Who was Caesar’s father?
D: * clinging to * A – Alessandro.
“Alexander,” and then what? If you answer correctly, you get five.
D: I thought a little, but I don’t remember the serial number.
The class is hysterical. In the end, the teacher still put a “5” to the girl. Her father works as a programmer.

Everyone once was drunk, don’t raise this topic anymore!
I am all, silent
Is it better in front or behind?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tag: from behind

I want a house on the ocean shore.
Why Why?
That the fools surround me only from three sides.

Reaction of the ionizer:

It looks great next to the monitor :)
Disadvantages: I don't know if it works

Comments on the video of the tornado from Sochi:

This damned aliens are stealing our water! All the conscience lost, green cheeks)))

The received money (100%) is desirable to be distributed in this proportion: 50% - to sacrifice for a good cause, 25% - to postpone for unexpected expenses, 10% to needy relatives and 15% - to spend on yourself.

WOW: I have 50% to pay for public services. Is it considered a good thing?

You are helping someone to buy a third villa.

Love is when you know for sure that your wife is stupid, but you hide it from her for a lifetime.

We and the guys rushed to the gay parade and Serega acted like a real friend he said Run guys I’ll hold them back.

Dialogue with a girl on the subject of physical culture in the university.
I want to do something like aerobics. You can several times a week. Not easy and not an athlete.
It’s called sex, and I’m at your service :D