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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №86737
 08.09.2013
Pavel Vinogradov called from the International Space Station, saying that the storm ships of the empire are moving from the star of death toward Moscow. with an affected region.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86736
 08.09.2013
A comment to a video on YouTube, where with the help of suckers cleanse injections on the car:

There are of course and disadvantages: for example, it is not possible to straighten the wing at the VAZ, because the wing is ripped away together with the suction.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №86735
 08.09.2013
XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: The anatomical shit in me has awakened and composes an expounding song about hentai with a singing "no, the breasts do not start from the keys";

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №86734
 08.09.2013
Hi, who are you going to vote for?
and NDAA. Such an eye-catching.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №86733
 08.09.2013
The case occurred in the summer at the station, the train Ekaterinburg-Anapa. station, people went out to breathe fresh air... a young father with a small unstable son came out. The father can't reassure the son in any way.the police officer goes by and there is the following dialogue between the father and the child:
If you do not listen, the policeman will take you.
The boy didn’t get confused and said to the policeman: “Daddy, take my daddy.”
Not just the wagons.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86732
 08.09.2013
About Sasha Grey.

Gray #
Fuck, tell me people, is she sleeping with such a clever face expression? It’s not the same picture everywhere, Will Smith’s son is resting.

Given that this is a pornography with a long experience and a diverse practice, a clever expression of the face is a consequence of constant control over the disoriented sphincter. So that

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №86731
 08.09.2013
I am reading a self-evaluation book.
The author believes that once I read it, I want to become a successful woman.
I am a guy :(

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №86730
 08.09.2013
On the forum one tracker discusses the problems of preserving in the new game.

Dmiitry: here was already the advice - to keep the game, you need to run on behalf of the administrator, read more carefully!!! to

Ya: Woe, and so in his name I cast and in his name illuminated, his name with me and on my mouths, in my heart and in my soul. and :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86729
 08.09.2013
When I woke up today with a sad red-eyed conjunctivitis, I realized I needed to do something about it. Wash your eyes with tea. I cooked special fresh, poured it into a cup for convenience... I put two tablespoons of sugar, sat down, drank... Only then it came to me that I was doing something wrong.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №86728
 08.09.2013
xxx: I live in the shelter, the shelter of the corridor type (1 toilet on the floor representing a number of cabins) I sit in the cabin, suddenly someone enters the neighboring cabin... miraculously abstained from the phrase "Holy Father, I want to confess".

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86727
 08.09.2013
Let me start with a small prehistory. I live in a remote house, where mostly prosecutors and the Ministry of Internal Affairs work, with a guarded parking lot, video cameras at every step and other delights. Once, with the help of a program for amateur video editing and his tablet filmed as a satellite falls on the parking lot and posted on YouTube. The next day, at the parking lot where the satellite fell, the cars were dispersed and the asphalt was taken, and the YouTube video was removed. You are talking about anonymity on the internet.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86726
 08.09.2013
In the courtyard we have a lovely mansion with a table and a couple of benches. It is good to sit in it in the fresh air... probably... theoretically, because nothing good can be in our country and the bars are smeared with a solidol so that alcoholics and drug addicts do not sit on them. Here is just something these vigilant citizens have calculated: I don't know how alcoholics, and addicts sit on it quite successfully... and they even have fun sitting there.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №86725
 08.09.2013
A tired rider.
The Gypsy Camp
and constantly checks
Hands with a horse

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86724
 08.09.2013
The meaning of the profession "economist" I understood being unemployed for more than a year.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86723
 08.09.2013
What I disbelieved today in this world...the only store where there was a lubricant for the cooler is a sex shop...Of course not quite for the cooler, but the fucking even in the car stores in the center there was no solidol(
But now the computer is quiet and smells like strawberries.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86722
 08.09.2013
“And now something folk,” Leps said and sang, “I’m going to live in London.”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №86721
 08.09.2013
We were five in the area yesterday. Two guys look like factory.
Do you eat smoking?
Hold on!
and thanks.
Do you wear a beard? Being lazy or religious?
and lazy!
How are you at work?
Breathing is welcome if it grows. You can wear a sweater with elephants.
...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86720
 08.09.2013
my neighbors below the second month from the balcony carpet hangs...Dry what?
No, they just have a place under the carpet in the apartment.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №86719
 08.09.2013
XX: You are so evil!
Why do everybody call me so?
XX: Well, at least remember how you bought a bicycle lock and attached it to someone else's bicycle.The owner went out and removed his castle, but was not ready for the fact that there would be another one. And when you went out and stumbled on it, saying it was your bicycle, we came to this conclusion))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86718
 08.09.2013
I lost my favorite hair rubber a week ago: I searched everything, and I found it today.

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