There are people...
My office is one. is engaged.
The client calls:
Client: I bought an eight here... you can transfer all the data to me from the seven, so that I can work right away...
We are easy!
We did... in a few days...
We are: well? Work done, please pay for it!
Client: What did you do??? You did nothing!! I cannot work!
We: Khm... and why...?
Client: I don’t know how!!! to
The story is real, the customer is really offended.
// is
Pizdec... "Doctor, can I play a violin?"

And you also start to hate someone who sends you a long quote and then starts sending your comments without letting you read anything?

[14:03:25] <Irina> I would call a guy sympathetic))
[14:03:36] <VEA> for what purposes?
[14:03:50] <Irina> does not do) well and then how will it happen=)
[14:04:01] <VEA> did you miss the booklet?

Citated :
Linuxists were fooled by their snobism and the regime of God.
Good people, write someone a virus under Linux.
Do not fuck them.
It is...
Thank you, man, you have to crack. You have to guess, such a topic - pour on the beard!

Z is. The joke:
Harassment of the system administrator: "Enter, you will be a guest..."

I love you so much! sorry for everything! and go back to admin!

Miss the plays! She is all I have!

Recently my son distinguished - on Mother's Day, the teacher told the children to draw portraits of their mothers, well, and my neighbor's painting on the party also decorated the breasts. The child wondered what you would say. However, the teacher decided to show his pedagogical talent and called me to school.
By joint efforts, we tormented my boy’s tears of repentance, and when I left school, I added a headscarf. So I returned home – I was in front, behind this bulldozers. On the way, a familiar woodsman followed us on the saunas, picked up. Dialogue along the way:
What a hiccups?
I painted my breasts.
to whom?
of one mother.
I found something to worry about. My son, when he was in first grade, was told to draw a horse. He painted as he could. The teacher returned the painting with the sign "Draw what is missing." Well, the boy was often in the forestry, there we have horses, the slopes with the cows, well, not thinking for a long time, decided that x%ya is missing. And I painted. Well drawn, a fool, with a sense, you can see that with knowledge of the subject. The next day the teacher showed me when I was called to school. In this picture, the horse is just an appendix to the fox. I had to pull the tail. The idiot could not just write that there was a shortage of tail. Oral on me as if I had drawn that x%i. And you are the breasts... Oh, sweet!
I see my boyfriend had fun. Don't give god now the teacher will force the children on February 23 to paint the fathers...

Hitsugaya (17:37:49 8/10/2009)
Why do girls call themselves cats or tigers? Elephants and females are also lonely and playful.

A greeting to my beloved country.
I work as an environmentalist, and for one large factory, for which project a documentation for the commissioning of a boiler for the melting of metals was needed. It was built in 1932! There are no acts of course, we think what to do! But the customer says that "Everything will work out" and after a day sends a fax act on the entry into operation of the boiler with the date of 1932 year. on the firm form. with the telephone. fax. e-mail. and the address of the site.
So, how do you put it in the rooster? >_<

The Women’s Forum:

Hi to! I lost my virginity two years ago and have not had sex for a year. I do not know if I am a virgin.
Catherine and Peter, 15

I removed my hair and now I miss it very much. Who misses his hair and what?
Nashville, 17

Commentary on the forum:

xxx: For the previous 25 billion on VAZA managed to... write a business plan about the need for another 70.

Conversation with an acquaintance, a fan of WOW:
hh> And I want to go to Vagina after I die...
I> Where is it? O_O
hh> Well, it’s from Scandinavian mythology. Paradise for warriors.
What> is it?
I> I’ll tell you a secret.
I> Paradise for warriors is Valhalla.
I> A "Vagallah" is a hell for drunkards.
I> and you know what? Your place is there.

1 Good night, 2 Cisco 871 Security Bundle with Advanced IP Services (CISCO871-SEC-K9) – $599 Delivery time is 18 weeks.

2nd :
18 weeks?? to

2nd :
Will they be taken by bicycle from Taiwan?

From the resume on the vacancy of the HTML maker:
Computer Skills: Use of the Internet
He was three times witness at weddings.

Walked with the cat in the yard, and there the little ones (years 8-10) played in House. The dialogue was approximately this:
The House:
The patient has bloody vomiting, headache and high fever.
The girl:
He has a wolf!
The boy :
Must be killed!
The House:
You are idiots!! Foreman, what do you think?
The second boy:
I don’t want to be a Negro.

I frightened the naked ass.
If you have some patience and self-sacrifice, it will be worse.

Jewish music download free mp3... I think something is wrong here...

It’s good when the house is clean.

Today I saw the most authentic election company:
on the poster of united Russia "the word keep, we do the business" the marker corrected "the city keep, we do the money" =))

1: Throw, I have my parents all the cakes from the spherical site!
2: How is it? You can’t, there’s always a limit.
Fuck, you are the one!! In the real world!! Not in contact.

The more crazy, the less noise.
(Vasily Yurshah is