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[ + 24 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №151063
 09.10.2018
I’m ready to wait for Putin’s promises to be fulfilled. Are my children and grandchildren ready?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №151062
 09.10.2018
In one of the hypermarkets with their own bakery, located far from my home, but not really, they started baking very delicious bagets with filling. Cheap and very delicious. At first, I constantly bought them, but soon began to notice that they are often not sold. The questions were answered very quickly, almost immediately.

Increase production if there is demand. But the store decided to go a different way: high demand - increase the price. In three weeks, the price of baget rose more than twice: from about 35 rubles to 80. And here I, sad, take not three bagets, but one, and not every day, but a couple of times a week. But they were constantly on the counter. The truth is, it is not always as fresh, sometimes yesterday.

And then the bagets completely disappeared from the shelves. To my question about what about the bagets, I was answered, say, they do not buy them, decided to remove them from production.

This is business in Russian. It is shameful, fucking. The bagets were delicious. with a cane =(

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №151061
 09.10.2018
If the Nazis conquer Russia, they will seize the people of oil and gas, buy yachts, mansions, watches, bands and expensive prostitutes. And the people will make them slaves and laugh at them. Mr. Russofob, you want that, right?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №151060
 09.10.2018
I am a lecturer in mathematics and I prepare a student for EGE.

Chocolate is 35 rubles. In the store, when buying 2 chocolates, the third one as a gift. How much chocolate can you get for 250 rubles?

Answer: 9 ( the correct 10)

On my question why 9, I got the answer that taking the tenth is not profitable and she would not buy it. How economical a child will be in the future :)

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