Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh If you paint hair around the hole in the fence, the man will go there!
WOW: It is not true. The man will require the fence to be epilated :)

The letter “G” must be banned, because if you turn it, it looks like a member, and is pornography.

xxx: the letter "G" no matter how you turn it - it still resembles a member. You are a maniac, doctor, because you show me such pictures!

Right to write - "the presence of the atmosphere". There is the letter "E". 6 letters of the alphabet. Exercise, it is not difficult. "The atmosphere"
......
It is hard to live without a sense of humor. You do not feel sarcasm, you do not understand jokes, and people look at you like a fool.

X: Are there audio files in the chat?
YYY: Yes, I am
XXX: Oh well
XXX: I won’t talk to you anymore

Sitting on the bus, found a ticket on the seat, I look - happy. I sit and hold in my hands. The conductor decided that he had already fled - he drove on the hole. Really happy!

Hm... And if he was called Christian Brown, then in Russian translation the book would be called “50 Shades of Brown.”

I killed Yandex pictures "Bahamas", line Yandex direct "Are you going to Kazan? ..."

It was long ago. My friend Oleg in the 90s was riding a skateboard. And now he is 10 years old and his parents gave him a long-awaited skateboard. Oleg did not slide off the skateboard for days, gradually learned to do the simplest tricks on it. He was riding and training from early spring until late autumn and was only stopped by snowfall. Happiness lasted for two years. The spring of the third season of ownership of the skateboard. On Sunday, Oleg went to Chulan to bring his favorite into order and did not find it. When asked where the skateboard, the father replied that he gave it to his cousin's 6-year-old nephew, you have grown out of it, and Sasha is happy. My friend did not get hysterical, but concealed the deepest resentment and planned a terrible revenge.

On the weekend, Oleg’s father decided to do his favorite activity. Creation of large-scale models. But to his horror, he did not find in the servant not only the unlipped aircraft, but also all the other models. In response to his father's screams, where his favorite tanks-plane-boats, Oleg unwaveringly replied that he gave them to Sasha, because you grew up from them, and the boy was happy.

The attempt to punish Oleg was prevented by the mother, reasonably stating that the father was his own fault.

He bought a new skate in two months.

XHH: It often happens that you want to explain clearly, but in fact there are excuses.

WOW: Well, when explanations go in response to a raid, they almost always turn into an excuse. When a man says “yes, I fucking goats on Saturdays” simply because it’s his goats and his weekend, it sounds different than to explain in response to an outraged confusion that it’s all because he was swimming with a goat in his childhood, and just on Saturdays...

Belarusians released beer with the slogan "Calendar night"
Why do I want to sing and not drink?

Cats were considered a god and worshiped in Egypt until the 3rd century and on the Internet in the first half of the 21st century.

Dealer - from the English dealer, from the English deal - a deal, to conduct a deal.

Dealer – from the English dill – straw. In other words, a dealer is a person engaged in the production and/or sale of crop.

Attention the question:

Who are the car dealers?

Primary School, 89 years.

The teacher, before leaving us home, says: "Boys, do a good, useful thing at home today for parents or others, and tomorrow we will talk about it, consider it a homework, I don't ask for other lessons. "

PFF is. The gift of fate, nothing asked.

The next day, she divided us into three teams and asked, “Masha, what did you do?”

I helped my mom wash the dishes.

I helped my father hang the rack.

I washed the floor.

I brought up the bag.

Who is okay, the teacher placed a flower on the board for a successful pizzage. Our team ceded and in the third round I gave:

“When I went home yesterday, I saw an old grandmother digging potatoes behind the fence, I decided to help her and we both quickly dug her up.

The teacher was upset, but she reluctantly gave the flowers to our team, but we never won.

On the change she approached me:

- Denis, what a potato, -7 degrees, October in the yard.

He was with me last night. A store of the class "Larok with a shopping hall" in the yard of the complex of houses. A man buys cookies, dry and obviously not the best. The saleswoman said to him, "This is unfresh cookies, it is dried, take this [showing what], it is softer and more tasty." The buyer replied, "No, I better take it, or the good aunt will eat it all."

We have a boyfriend and a girl at a regional branch. Everyone has their own family. Nothing special. I would even say that until today nobody knew about them. And today this Romeo, came to mind a brilliant idea - to conduct love correspondence through corporate mail, from which all the letters:

a) duplicate to our central office by mail to the secretary (extremely sociable girl);

b) duplicate to the post of the Director-General.

He was tired, you see, of deleting correspondence in the vatsapa every day! ! to ! to The rabbit is him. ! to ! to He cannot live without her! ! to ! to

A friend told me.

In the Khrushchev times his father came to GAI for the right to surrender the cat A. Theory he surrendered, then the site. Since the family had a motorcycle, he surrendered the site without any problems, and at the end he took a steep fifth with a whistle.

The inspector looked at him with a smile and said he did not give up. to transfer.

How did it go? #65311; The boy was upset.

And here is so. You cannot put your foot on the ground. - the inspector pared and added - it is inappropriate to distinguish.

xxx: Just got out of the blanket with the intention of still standing up finally, as immediately began to sneeze again.
This is what you are allergic to.
yyy: on the vertical position of the body
XXX: It would be sad.

She attached her belts to the last hole.

The case in court.

I went to one of the Moscow district courts. Time is 8:55. About 10 people gathered with me, almost all lawyers. Waiting for the discovery. At this time, police officers come out of the street, who lead a chain of blacks for deportation, tied between themselves by handcuffs. One of the policemen stands at the door and watches for those entering.
A conversation begins between the visitors:
The Mavericks captured.
The slave market. Purchased in people.
- No, these are not suitable for the arena, the barley will be cut on the plantations.
- They will be sent to galleries or to mines, they are fleeing.
When the whole chain passed, the standing policeman, having examined all who were waiting, raised the coat and issued: "Sebastian Pereiro. I have the best goods on this side of the Atlantic.”
The curtain. Then everyone stood silent.

Decl, offended by Basta for the "lochmatism", estimated his honor and dignity in a million. The court estimated that 20 times less. I almost agreed with Bastian.