<kekal> Our tourist instructors looked like they could hide behind the shovel, and then they seem to turn into a shovel with a huge backpack and just go ahead, and you lie.

Daria: I don’t quite understand your allegories.
I don’t understand the word allegory ?

Professor Preobražensky is a troll. How qualitatively he trolled Swander and the company!

Prepod comes out of the audience after the exam and so loudly and thoughtfully cries under his nose: "Old, probably. The fifth is..."

here here :
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This is:
I bought a ticket to the movie, unexpected.
In front of the row stands a stunned grandmother, who is long over 50 and asks the cashier when the show of 50 shades of grey will begin. the cashier has not had time to open his mouth, as the row of a man of seven as in the order replied: "Twelfth." The grandmother thanked and joyfully fled.
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The Grandmother! 50 years! Grandma is fucking!! to
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If a 10-18-year-old writes, then it’s all right, he thinks so.

The worst thing is that this is
In order to preserve the child’s psyche, Mizulina wants to ban children from being born through the vagina.
It is possible (with Caesarean) So stay silent, don’t give her any ideas!

9 February 2015 10:54
Evgeny Teftelev: the smog in Chelyabinsk – the result of the change of the wind rose

It is enough to remove just one double...

The xxx:
I cut carrots yesterday and took them to work. Heavily cut my finger ( Some unhealthy "healthy food" gets...
YYYY :
No, that’s just your subconscious so meat needs x)

He knows how to speak Japanese!

Memento_mori with whom?

and nonhistoric:
by Michael Koffman:
The main thing for the United States and Germany is not to engage in this war with Russia. A war with Russia on the border with Russia is almost impossible to win. It is absurd. No one in history has won a war with Russia on its border!

I did not understand something. When and who won the war with Russia?

In the middle - Mongols, Turks, Prussians, Japanese, Finns. Listing them all?
Who won the "Cold War"?
Another issue is that the winnings were mostly local and Russia then usually (but not always) played off. Sometimes almost immediately, sometimes three hundred years later.
For a literate patriot, it would be good to know your history.

Irka: I saw very sticky circles in the form of hearts, and stickers on the phone, there are mice with hearts, and you can also buy two identical shirts with hearts, I don't know what to choose. What will you give each other?
Bebelko: The Cardinal Val..
The Poor Woman What Do Idiots Do

DerArto: After the release of the film The Great Gatsby, the whole world was overwhelmed with themed parties in this style. Now there are 50 shades of grey... World, shit, don’t think about it!

Stop dividing everyone into technicians and humanitarian! First, the accountants and such people are never humanitarian, but economists, plus there are at least doctors and people of creative professions.
And yes, everyone has to do their business.

Q: What annoys you most in bed?
M: What needs to be controlled

There are two boys and a girl in front of me. and slide. One guy says to another: "Take the bridegroom by the hand, so that she doesn't get stuck here."
and caring.

Comment on the news about a backpack with a built-in battery, from which you can charge your phone or tablet on the road:

"Now also the backpack needs to be charged..."

I work in Zagha. The Saturday. 31 January. Start of the working day, 9:00 am. There are two brothers, named the Elder (C) and the Younger (M). Both reminded, see from Friday's hump, hump.

C: Hello to you! We lost our birth certificate, we need to restore it.
I am OK. Pay the fee and come back.

They arrive in 20 minutes.

C: I did it all.
I am OK. I publish documents. I give the younger a birth certificate.

C : Oh! Congratulations to. You are born!
M : thank you!
C: You see, your testimony has been given before mine. Now you are the oldest in the family, you will pay taxes!! to
M: Oh... it is sad. Well, since I’m older now, let’s go, let’s go... and then the day is lost...

Loudly, they run to the exit, waving documents over themselves... people aged 28 and 25. Probably new ones will soon come...

The father told, they had a nervous teacher in school, one day, after she half broke the wooden penalty of the innocent distinctor from the first part on the edge of the party, and, in addition, along with all the contents - pencil and pencil, and had the habit of rolling her hand on the table, before laying the class journal, the boys mature a curious plan of vengeance: they sprinkled on the chemistry of crystalline iodine, added nasopharyngeal alcohol, glued into a paper bag, dried, and laid in the journal. From the very beginning of the lesson began to curb the unstable teacher, and bringing to boiling, with revengeful pleasure watched how she moves the magazine in a convenient position, squeezes... Explosion, clubs of smoke, a huge hole in the magazine. After a long time, the girls re-written their assessments to a new magazine. Fisting on the table is still off =)

“Riddick... there a man of royal blood gets to an unknown planet, treats a fox... in general, if you read The Little Prince, you can’t watch it.
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Yes, I didn’t have enough spirit to tell my mom that he would be killed... :(

I am modernizing one forum where, as it has already been, two-thirds of users consider themselves to be unscrupulous fighters with the system and not like everyone else. For six months, I have been struggling with the question of where they find such a system so that it would have to be a clinical idiot with inflammation of the heart. I feel I won’t find an answer.