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[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156270
 09.05.2021
Previously I thought: how people lived at thirty-seven, did they not notice anything? Now I know how.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №156269
 09.05.2021
I went for a visa to the British Embassy. There was a crowd of people who were rejected for various reasons. I go to the interview window. In English, the charming lady, looking with English kindness, pressing her lips, asked, "Do you speak English?" I shrugged my shoulders and said, “Sometimes.” Widely opened eyes, then rust - and a visa.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156268
 09.05.2021
In short, he went into the woods, gathered mushrooms, gathered a calf, sat down for a couple of years. I went out, and I’ve got my puppets in the yard. He left for life.

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