And I don’t like new light bulbs – it’s uncomfortable to stick socks on them!

I drive in the electric car and have nothing to do to look at people. Now they are not trying to make a good impression on others, they are just waiting to get to their station, and the facial expression of many is rather unpleasant. It seems that they really are. I think everything is the same on the internet.

News: Specialists of the FGUP “GKNPC im. Khrunichev (Russia) began to coordinate the project of the carrier rocket "Proton Light", capable of competing with the Falcon 9 rocket of SpaceX.
Commentary
Haim: And they plan to launch Proton Superlight, Proton with Menthol and Proton Slim in the series after Proton Light?

Layk: No one has swam on this beach for a long time, so the rescue dog, in order not to lose shape, from time to time pulled drowning people out of the water.

I have a delay on the loan, I have not been paid for three months, I have not been on vacation for three years, I am about to be reduced at work, my son's salary was raised for studying at the universe, in general, full "stay out".

Only the deceased is not attached to the handwasher!

YYY: But only a real gentleman will move the dishes off first.

I went to America with my relatives. I went out once to the store, safely packed with the very American Italian food, I stood on the transition. There are two men standing by, looking at me, and suddenly I hear a native speech:

You say all Americans are terrible. Look at what feet!

And the rest, I have to say. Supports the second.

Both speak calmly and smile. And to be ashamed, “American” is not to understand.

- It is very patriotic on your part to give preference to the domestic producer even abroad, - I say to the guys in Russian.

Smiles bleak, faces of surprise stretch out. I move forward relentlessly.

- I touched, fucking, with a foreign culture, I have time to hear behind. Did you go to the museum then?

Pearl from the client in the legal statement:
Q: Why didn’t your employee warn you that if you don’t do what he said, you won’t do anything?

to go...

/// If you turn the engine even 1 kW (for example, a welding machine) into the 220 V network, you will break out all the safeguards.

I have a cup of 1.8 kW - I turn on it three times a day, I have a traffic jamming
(+ since when has the welding machine been the engine???)

One of the happiest days of my childhood was the day when in the third grade I was banned from dancing for not paying. I was like in heaven.

To all who say, "Why write correctly, we are not in the Russian language lesson," I wish to meet a surgeon who will operate them with the words: "Why carefully cut and sew? We are not in the class of cutting and sewing". © by

Monna Sal: I have a lot of unconfirmed requests. Maybe normal people want to add to the friend list... but little... And yes, a lot of people with strange names...
Elijah Cain: The account! The mountain salt.

with GT -

xxx: You are the only RPC does not talk about the command chmod 666, and then even for insulting believers can at the same time attract.
YYY: Yes, you are also controlling demons! On the fire!

Discussion of the IRA Pact:
xxx: keep free access to, khm, “socially significant resources” like VK, OK and other my worlds, and 95% of users will not notice anything at all. On the external internet, some pedophiles are addicts with suicidal tendencies, moreover, recruited by terrorists. Is it not? It will be told on TV. c) of Porto

Surprisingly, the Communists destroyed both Tsarist Russia and the USSR. Comrades themselves do not know what they need from life.

We drove from Volgograd to Rostov at night. I was unable to sleep in advance, so I asked my wife to talk to me all the time so I couldn’t fall asleep. She then said, “Let me lead you – the dream will take away with your hand.”

The Russian national team is a reduced copy of the ruling national team. They are lazy and drink champagne in Monaco. And we all increase their fees in the hope that they will remember whose money they are paying.

xxx > Damn, I am so amused... On each of our wagon buses a huge advertisement appears (ooh "start" reliable spare parts, a reliable car). These buses are broken every day.
YYY > the stability!

XHH: Normal I write code, suitable.
The year code.

XXX is oh! The TP-Link smartphone, did you see this?
YYY: I have seen it. It is said that the wifi is falling off.