XX: We opened the well. But on the water "oil film". What could be the problem?
Yy: It’s not a problem, it’s a farth, bro!

And my cat brings me mice and asks for food for them. In what nature do cats ask cats for food?
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Your cat has moved to the next level - natural exchange! A few more generations, and cats will demand money for mice. The food is already bought in the store, to your taste.

Xxx
Maybe someone has faced the same problem...I have two children. There is no children’s playground in our yard. Always have to walk with children in other people’s gardens.

Zzz
I remember when I was a child, we had no bats in the yard, we went with the bats to the neighboring yard, put a bats and put them in our yard. More than 15 years have passed, and the cloth still hangs and delights the children.

i_cherski by:

As they walked along the path to the forest, they watched a domestic love series. Directly on the side looked, it was no more than a kilometer long. First, a fresh pack of seeds was found in the dust. Then two empty bottles of beer and some monstrous cocktail. And finally, the final is the colorful female trousers hanging right on the road bushes. Probably a hippie. I think, in nine months, all of this will begin to be added to the discarded diapers.

The Saturday. On the street is hot, and we sit in a dirty office and the fourth day we order.I don't want to work, I'm at all like on vacation.
Beer is cold...
IRA: And the leash...
I: Now we will show our order to the boss and we will get such a leach...

The xxx:
These advertisers will take me to the grave.
Today I was walking in the street, thinking, and here I am approached by a giant sandwich on my legs and thus welcomed with his hand!
I was surprised with the scream "TwoMother!!!" turned away from him and on the machine as he gave a deer!...
Only after running 10 meters, I realized everything, stopped and started to rust.

XHH: The collective is called Slipknot.what they do - is not clear. Like a gun on fire.

Well, the milk is drunk by dudes who do not know that milk is not absorbed by 98% of adults.
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He talks about those who drink milk, some fool who is unable to understand that adults who have the digestibility of milk is not turned off, know this perfectly and, therefore, calmly drink. And they do not get poisoned every time they drink, wondering why they have such a reaction. Does not everyone know how their body reacts to milk?
And yes, not pure milk, but processed in all the clever ways with the production of cream kefir is drunk without any abnormalities in the digestion of almost everyone.

Patriotism in its simplest, clearest and undoubtedest sense is nothing more for rulers than a tool for the achievement of power-loving and utilitarian purposes, but for those who are ruled - a renunciation of human dignity, reason, conscience and slave subordination to those in power.
And so it is preached everywhere where patriotism is preached. Patriotism is slavery.

Leo Tolstoy

The elevator was repaired!! Everyone gets used to and automatically goes up the stairs.
They say they are not bad, but for a healthy lifestyle.
Well... This is the first time you tell them about the elevator coming to the 12th floor...

E-V-S: Today my Nokia 3310 received a text message from the operator that my phone is capable of working on next-generation 4G networks.

Havondirova - travel abroad to eat sanctioned products.

The meeting question:

The benefactor:

Only my husband managed to buy the same towels and toothbrushes to all family members.
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Well, the sewing and color insulation will save you.
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Without you, no one would have understood it! And the husband will also be sewing, or has he fully fulfilled his mission, and now let the wife spend time fixing his cracks?
It is ===

Did someone impose her on her husband, or did she choose him?

The TS quote was pretty funny, and your boredom is tired.

Wife to husband: "Vasya!!! Stop finally "taking"! I’ve been silent for 10 minutes..."

China imposes restrictions on sales of high-performance servers to Russia

The Pelewine Prophet

by Flying Bear
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A scientist is a charlatan if he cannot explain to an eight-year-old what he is doing. This is what the fictional Felix Honniker said. Someone from the real great also said something like that, it is attributed to Feynman, Fermi, then someone else.

Well, yes, it’s... Everyone will explain it to an eight-year-old, also to me, by bin Newton. You explain what you will do to a healthy forty-year-old man, with a sense of self-worth, general and computer literacy and literacy in Google and Wikipedia.

Who doesn’t like to go there? Story from life: my aunt, in the rain, failed to cope with the control, and his passenger side turned around a tree. He would have been squeezed, he would have maneuvered, and so: thrown out through a side window, as a result - a compression fracture of the spine, the loss of one eye + a jaw fracture. This is here!

xxxx: I had this idea, but I thought about it well and eventually thought about it.

Even in your exhibition, the son is engaged in small thefts, and the traces of your "education" are visible to strangers a mile away. I am afraid to imagine what is actually happening. Because, in fact, if you do not disturb anything, then why are you afraid of a simple conversation with a psychologist, like the hell?
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It is written that the child was caught for theft for two days in a row (thus he did this quite often), and this child did not experience moral suffering. So there is no need for a psychologist, but a police officer from the minor affairs department.

XXX is produced. "we did not manufacture the products because the service was lost".
When will I be given a gun with one bullet at the meeting?
YYY: never
YYY: No gun
Tagged: fucking service

by webest.net

Brighton Beach... I stand, I smoke, I look around. I am approached by an energetic elderly lady very characteristic of those outdoors. A seven-year-old boy hangs on a lady’s anchor and repeats:
I want ice cream! Buy an ice cream!
Finally, in the immediate vicinity of me, the lady’s patience is exhausted. She stops, and having turned all of her considerable body to her grandson, gives, blocking the noise of the earth:
Listen to shit! There is such a word – plizz!