A cat who lives on a meat kitten is constantly afraid of being castrated. Because everything can’t be so good.

Today after the Director-General’s story of how he broke the neighbor’s wifi last night and now will sit on it. I realized that there would be no quarterly prize (

90% of “smart” TVs can be hacked by malicious TV broadcasts and spy on TV viewers
YYY: The brain of a TV viewer can be accurately hacked with a malicious TV program, even if he is watching it on a regular old (even light bulb) TV.
Zzz: 90% of TV viewers

How did you think you could do it all alone? I would call my brother or I would have chocolate in the evening. I can’t understand your motivation!
My motivation and mouse are understandable. I go, look, a piece of cactus lies. I think I bite...

Once a regional Aikido competition was held in a city, of course, a lot of people participated in the organization, and my friend included: this special on everything that looks like electronics.

In the hall of the sports complex was mounted an audio system, four compass in a grid for the jury and another for the equipment, that is, for my friend.

The competition is on its way, for a week, the fighters climb each other, and here is the final.

Referry evaluates the readiness of the fighters, raises his hand... and drops it down under the thunderstorming "FIGHT" of, yes, Mortal Kombat'a, and then plays the very legendary music.

In short, the first round of the final was broken for twenty minutes - the wild rust of a couple of hundreds of spectators under the music from the MK (which a friend never cut off, only made quieter), did not allow the referee to start the round.

[12:33:21] <BACR> and what does the size of the leg affect?
[12:34:03] <BACR> on endurance when walking or maybe on endurance?
[12:34:18] <BACR> or on the cost of shoes
[12:34:59] <Deathless> on the power of the jet..
[12:35:06] <BACR> and

I, of course, first asked him why the FBI killed Lennon.

The standard response to demonstrating that agents are taught to mimic a sense of humor is to respond with a reference to another memetical urban legend. Because he tried to steal Elvis Presley’s ticket for a flying plate to his home planet.

As a child, I watched Team A and dreamed of growing as clever as Hannibal. Or as strong as B.E. Or as charismatic as the Beautiful.
Now I’m 29, I talk to things, I name flowers, I have invisible friends, and I’m constantly reincarnating myself into other people.
Why exactly Murdoch?! to

xxx: Personally, for me, the symbol of relentlessness and honest attitude toward work is Philch from the latest Harry Potter film, especially the scene where he is mowing the garbage after a grand assassination for Hogwarts.

What to buy for your daughter as a gift? What she loves, maybe the designer
YYY: Breaking everything she loves, destroyer buy her

Habr

xxx: I remember one conversation with an American businessman for whom I set up a server:

I: I haven’t seen people using The Bat for a long time! As a mail client.
He: Well, he’s not bad enough. And, in addition, our (US) state bodies did not participate in its development, which is a big plus for me.

The engineer on the porch, not "the satellite of life" you are looking for. Three or four meetings a week is not a date, but an interview. To the position is precisely inflatable and speaking what you want, sheep. And such shepherds, like you, can be seen from a distance, simply by reports on the Internet (or where you meet there so often). And a normal girl will avoid such meetings. And the mercantials immediately hit, it is.

Neradence: Bitter, not cooking. by ROFL:
Mother : No! Listen to further.
She asked me what unit of measurement the chromosome is.
They are measured in things.
In the pieces!
Some got eight. Like the Drosophila.

xxx: Anonymous, what are the first signs of dismissal you know?
yyy: When you come to work, and there the police just take out the equipment and the director =D

Vanguay, in 10 years here will be discussed how to destroy his son from the army, in 20 - how to survive the climax, and in 30 - prostitutes and drug addicts from the second entrance.

<AlinA> you are fuck!
<Qum> someone else?
<AlinA> you said that Caligula is a light erotic.
<Qum>)) and
<AlinA> Have you ever watched it?! to
<Qum> and
<AlinA> And you didn’t think that for the "easy erotics" there is everything somehow too detailed and disgusting?
<Qum> [milk recalls tons of viewed toughest sadomasochistic, transsexual, interracial, interracial porn] No.

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What are the first signs of dismissal you know?
- When you come to work, and there the police just take out the technique and the director.

There is such an anecdote: the husband comes from work smiles, they sit down to dinner, and he shakes. The wife asks, “Why are you so happy?” I was fired from work. – What’s fun here? The others were imprisoned...
Or as in the movie Billy Batgate, where a street boy worked in a gang of gangsters, he was fired before the entire gang was soaked by the competitors. I recommend watching the stars of the actors.

From the talk about ATI education in the universities:
I remember, at the end of 1 or the beginning of 2th was a lab, to make a calculator in C++ builder. So we had a whole race there on fici. Someone was on the radio ;D

We sit with the aunt, we eat dinner, we talk, we speak in guests for the second time, she tells us: as in the afternoon she went to the store, there straight, back through the two courtyards around, and she says,
I always cut the way, I work at the post office!
I did not resist, I say: now it is clear why a package from Frankfurt flies through Vladivostok to Ufa, it so cuts the way.

In fact, it is not the president who wants to become a monarch, and his surroundings already see themselves as warriors.