“I thought I’d seen a lot in this life, but the policeman’s ‘bubble’ is filled with colorful inflatable balls under the bandage...!!! to

xxx: Reviews of the movie "Sadko" of 1952. There is such a beautiful powerful woman. There were different standards of beauty.
WOW: Yes, only strong women survived the war: with one hand the cow is dried, with the other hand the freeze is suffocated.

I read in the comments:
"Today, 26.10.2011, in the store "Money" in the city of Sergiev Posad - пр. The Red Army, 218 - all the staff drunk! The treasurer drunk - recommends all red caviar, "it is very delicious, we have eaten on the bank today"! One of the guards sleeps between the ATMs, the other, fortunately, does not sleep, but is also not sober! Something unbelievable is happening in the shopping hall - one of the employees sleeps on cabbage, two girls are thrown through the fruit pool (thank you that not the canned banks), a lady selling fish and sausages, with another "girlfriend" eating caviar from the bench with a spoonful! This is the case! I will not write about the general situation and smell in the store and the quality of products - I think, in most stores the situation is the same!

It is good that I refused to work with them as a financial controller!) is

XXX: You’re going to make me crazy!!! to
YYY: With a soft sign
xxx: what is it? Are you still chasing me?? to
YYY: I say, with a soft sign the word "touch". And "you’re chasing" too.

XXX is
Did you get in a taxi?
YYYY
I look forward to your next question.

®©: And if I dreamed I found a phone... How can I get it out of the cash now?

XX: I have continuous Christmas markets, all kinds of tastes that are impossible to get rid of, and also the expectation of magic. Do you know who I want to be? I will go down to the roofs of the houses and help Cante bring gifts)))

YYY: Do you want to be a troll artillery?

The delayed repair is an illusion of the meaning of life.

Reflecting on the victory, E.R. recalled:
...Once upon a time, a king travelled through his kingdom, examining, so to speak, possessions. And suddenly, passing through one of the villages, he saw something that made him very stunned: a lot of targets were drawn around (on the wall, a mill, on bags, on trees) and each of them, hit exactly in an apple. The king called the old man of the village and ordered to bring such an unusually striking gunman to him. They found
A 10 year old boy. The King was very surprised.
“How do you manage to hit the target so accurately?”
“It’s easy,” the boy replied, biting an apple.“I first shoot, then I draw a target.”

The biggest student lie: “List of used literature.”

Now it has become unpolitically correct to express "taken from the ceiling". It is necessary to say "calculated by the Churov method".

from ZH:

My 3G modem is sometimes texted by someone Jan.
It is called Sasha Modem. He calls him to the cinema. He proposes to cross the city.

AutoVAZ will re-evaluate its cars.

If you previously evaluated "eats/does not drive", then now what "like a car/does not look like"?

<Doxtur> I already have 5 holes on the site
<Doxtur> and agree and put a single shit they can not
<Doxtur> 5 providers, 5 holes
<alec> and that’s right
<alec> would go down and build a network together
<alec> that share it
<PhD> let organize the EPR - a single provider of Russia
<alec> and will connect 140% of the population

It is a rabbit!
for his ears,
and fast forward.
All my friends give it!
Wait for happiness at night.
Wake up whatever you want.
You cannot go back:
Let’s know we are friends!!and :)

Although you are a rabbit, even if you are a healer,
Fuck you my sister.
I will not send anyone!
That ridiculous shit.
If you write again,
End of you! Do you hear?
I hate you, childhood shit!

The news:
The Orthodox egumen demands that the OMON be blessed to propel the opposition...This he stated in his Twitter (@igumen_Vitaly)...

The gentlemen...

aaa: send him a letter, and let him send his HR sheep a letter with the signature "Recommendation for the test position", usually this is done.
BBB : AHA
Why the sheep?

The post-election hysteria
I drove past the Shadow Market today, the advertising shield stands. On the white background, two inscriptions: "Mish of the cribs - 259" beneath it "Coffee, golden scratch - 157". Well "Mishka" so who understands, and who was meant by the cock? Then it came out that it was a candy advertisement and the shield has nothing to do with the election.

Q>Which books do you think you should NOT read? For example, having a detrimental effect on the psyche.

All the scientists. For example, the same terver, physics, biology. It has a very harmful effect on the psyche. Because after reading, you suddenly realize that you are surrounded by idiots who carry all kinds of horoscopes, all kinds of souls, all kinds of computer radiation. Programming books are less harmful. The more you read, the lower the qualification of a typical programmer seems, resulting again in a negative impact on the psyche.
You only need to read the work of the RPC! These books are useful – the more you read them, the smarter people around you seem. Well, the box is more important to watch, especially the TNT channel. It also has a very positive effect on the psyche.

XX: Have you taken a marketer?
Zzz: No... Our commercial director does not need to... live in his own world.
xxx: In his world subscribers live, they eat traffic and crack on the forum?
ZZZ: exactly