I remembered my school graduation fifteen years ago, where the class manager remembered funny moments during our studies.
She got a leaflet in a cage, on which there was a decision in mathematics. And I read the note at the end of the work: "I haven't had time to solve the last task, but I know how it is solved! Please give me five.”
She put a fifth.
It happened that after a scheduled visit to a beauty salon I left there with a completely unexpected hair color for me. Where the master looked I did not know, although in the process of painting I asked questions about the color of the composition.
I was decided to write a claim for the refund of money for the procedure itself and for compensation for moral damage. When a few days later the salon paid me the entire amount indicated in the claim, I shared this news with my parents, which my dad commented:
Young boy, daughter, you’ve finally started to make money with your head!
What is “unlucky” and how to live with it? After a long break, I go back to the square, and for the second time in a row - closed for children's courses.
In Buddhist monasteries, disciples were often refused several times, forcing them to kneel at the entrance and continue to beg to take them as disciples. This tested the firmness of their intentions.
The testor said that in his childhood he knew a boy 3 years old, who walked around the village and read all the signs and announcements to the pleasure and amazement of others... At the question where this miracle boy is now, the testor replied: "Yes, also everyone walks and reads signs..."
Completely defeated and destroyed in Syria terrorists shot down the aircraft of the Russian Air Force completely withdrawn from this country.
Outsider: The guy made my day today. Reading the text, I noticed to him that the "trumpet" is written through "a". He looked at me with pity, just to say what illiterate people are forbidding us from crawling in our nose. “You have probably forgotten that the test word is "tromb".
faderer: and again I remember the old car from one of the forums about the "what is convenient";
Parking car under the window. Before leaving, I take it off the car. As I dress up and go down, everything is warm. Just clean the snow. It is comfortable!
A car in a underground garage. I’m in the elevator and don’t have to clean the snow. the village. He warmed for a minute and went. It is comfortable!
A car in a garage attached to the kitchen in a private house. I woke up, went for breakfast, went into the garage in shoes, took the car that would warm up the salon and you are already in a warm car. This is comfortable.
You do not understand anything.
Comfortable - it woke up in no hurry, the palace to the bed brings you a fresh newspaper and coffee with a light breakfast, after saying "There the manager with the report came. Let it take in an hour or not today?". This is really comfortable. The rest is vanity.
Size of genitalia 3 meters
>> Can "classical ballet be considered a similar event? Where homosexuals swallow their genitals quite professionally and, as a rule, quite elegantly.
can be. and count.
I would just say it, Mr. Milan.
By the way, what you took for the genitals - in ordinary people is called hands and feet.
I am proofing you that no time exists in nature.
We brought bad potatoes to the school employer.
The warehouser calls them, telling them to come and take your goods back.
After half an hour calls back, says - you can not take it, we use it as a guide on history lessons, on the blockade of Leningrad.
It was very shameful...
And if I went to someone else in exchange for a million dollars, would you agree?
Well, if you can pay in advance - then yes, finally!
As a child, when I was swimming in the bathroom, I loved to lie on my throat in the water and die, so that the water became wave-free, smooth and smooth. I thought I was cold. The visualization worked. I am 27, height 160, weight 120. I am cold.
C Pikabu, comment to the article on electricity. The most obvious and understandable explanation I know.
See - in essence, the current is the movement of charges from point A to point B. Well, even the name is such, for example, the current of money - money flows from the pocket A to the pocket B.
The charge is moving.
The physicists are evil people, and they have come up with the idea that a charge cannot move on its own, there must be a particle that carries that charge. For example, you take an ebonite ball out of a box, rub it with wool (electricise) and throw it into your friend. If you have a dot of balls, you create an electric current because you are mixing the charge from point A to point B.
That is, the charge does not move on its own, it requires particles.
Movement must be directed, because in general the particles do not stand in place, they are constantly savored at a disco called the "Brown movement." The problem is that as long as their sausages they cannot do any work, but if they are directed in one direction, they will be able. Therefore, the concept of electrical current includes the requirement of direction, in order to distinguish the normal working movement of particles, from the useless stroke of the Brown movement.
A native of the entertainment industry, services and advertising. Go to the factory in three shifts for a penny. To raise agriculture. And the men themselves flatter with flags, will meet with a smile at the trap, and advertise expensive sweaters and cosmetics.
Do not rush too hard, otherwise you will break away. If an alien read this, he would be very surprised: “How, of your 7 billion, the good (and beautiful) half of the population is employed in the entertainment industry? 3.5 billion produce nothing but a pleasant impression, and at the same time no one is hungry?You are not an alien. Talk somehow with a aunt who launches asphalt on the street, or with aunt-fueller on a gas station. You too will be surprised: they went to this hard and harmful work for money. So why would they not meet someone with a smile at the trap or advertise expensive pieces there? Probably they just don’t want. Like the rest of the female population of the planet Earth, except for the power of several hundred thousand walking bouquets.
Armenian radio asks: why do you respond to thick trolls?
Armenian radio responds: thick trolls give the infopod beautifully support the point of view, the opposite of the one for which they formally spoke.
Enot-Potashkun: I understand, of course, that EGE is changing people, but could you write more literally?
StArGirL2k2: Yes, we don’t have a catch.
Enot-Potashkun: And really, do I want to fuck you, shit?
StArGirL2k2: Let's be more polite girl
Enoch Pottasun: In the fuck? We are not in the world. So what did you get there on your shit plan?
StArGirL2k2: The Devil
K2K2 has left the chat room.
XXX: I also tried programming, but it turns out not just the buttons to be pressed, but certain, in the right sequence...
Listen to Spanish lessons. Discuss the pizza, the size "family", i.e. This is because there are large families in Mexico. The American leader asks the Mexican leader:
“Liliane, how many people can eat a family pizza?”
Lily thought for a moment.
Probably an American.
When I say I don’t want anything, it means, “What I want you can’t give me, and what you can offer me I don’t need, so go away.” But I’m a cultural person, and I only say out loud: “I don’t want anything.”
I got official permission to talk to myself and the surrounding objects at work.)))
Did the boss say you are suffering? I see you’re an auditor, you work better. Speak to!
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Thanks to you people. Now I know that I am an auditor. I thought it was just fucking dumb :D