A female hysteria is an explanation of female intuition through female logic.

We have such a street in the city, it so symbolically stands in a row: Internet cafe, pharmacy, sex shop, wedding salon :D

Bagira: Rom, that’s why when you’re sitting behind a notebook... you have Ubuntu flying, and I’m having constant bug reports and even loading over time?
Romeo: I think you justify your nick Bag by name IRA)))

N: And why are these sweets wrapped in such a scratching paper? I can hear the whole apartment how I lose weight. ?

XX: You have jumped years, and yet there are no girls! While you play online for 24 hours, all normal girls will find out!
YY: Who will find out? They still play...

I remember, I used to chant at Mosfilm at the post, bring and give. We filmed the bed scene once on a glass table, so the operator thought of shooting it from below, and we and our partner were instructed to keep this table on weight. A couple of times we were reminded how much this camera costs and how many years we will have to pay it if we drop the table... and forward - a pair on the table will stand unnaturally, the operator below sits like a perverse, and we hold this table on the weight and try not to roast.

The Spring A-A
When I was a kid, I loved to jump and scale the ice that was washed by streams on the roads. Sometimes it was outrageous when the weight lacked on especially thick ice.
And now I'm a big uncle and I'm happy to crush the ice with my car's wheels.

Tonight before
three hours exhausted what the fountain flung out of the toilet
and pardon. There was not water from there, but a thick brown, but not it, but cabbage.
of soil, roots, foam and grounded leaves of hemp. some
The cannabis farmers dropped their plantation into the toilet and flooded 6 apartments.
The library. The scale impressed even sanitary technicians: two barrels only in
to our entrance.
They called the police, two fronts came, they said they were in
organic drugs are not understood, tomorrow will come the district and will
well is. The district did not come.
These are the cakes :-)

iDvs: RPC approved the re-release of Alexander Pushkin's fairy tale "About the pop and about his worker Balda" in the edition of Vasily Zhukovsky, who replaced the main character from the pop to the merchant.
Gimli: There was a merchant
Gimli: Tolokonny... a fucker?

A man forgives and forgets everything, a woman forgives, but she will remember all her life.

I told the man who drove me home.

2 years ago in Peter the asphalt was placed on the Civil Prospectus. Naturally, no one thought about logistical flows, so it was unimaginable not even in the sense of traffic jams, but the understanding that it is not understandable how to get there. I go to the house at 10 p.m. and I understand that all the timepieces are sending me as far away from the goal as possible and here as the evil in the back has been linked to the haishna machine... Well I think the bastards — they wait when I break and they want to cut money, so after another unsuccessful attempt to turn there where I have to stop, I get out of the car... The haishna also stopped... I get courage and I approach them and say:
Do you know how to get out of here?
I get the answer:
- You understand - we have been riding for 20 minutes, we thought you were local and followed you - hoped you would get out of here!

Oh, our great and powerful Russian language, in which the same letters in the same order mean completely different things! Here for example:
for the affair.
And wild me, go to me.
You will get sick while you are treated.
We are married and we are “you”.
You are a child, you are a child.
Unfortunate things carry different things.
He will have to get his wife.
I have to wait, I have to give...

Yesterday I burned to delight me orally. In the back of the television was the difficult child second. The moment when Junior’s father clings to the nurse at school and turns to the little one with the words “Wait, Junior, it seems my clot has started to grow again.” My whispered, looked at me curiously and continued. I only got to 10 seconds later, but I got to tears. After that, my hips just started to fall. And it fell five times, because as soon as it got up, my unseen, with a pretense of astonishment, told me that it seemed like your clot had begun to grow again.
Good spring to all.

At the beginning of the song "Nothing Else Matters" Metallica can be heard on the open first, second, third and sixth strings. This compositional decision appeared due to the fact that its author James Hatfield, when he began to compose the song, with one hand held a phone phone and talked to his girlfriend.

YouTube comments on the 10 hour Caramelldansen video that got the most likes:
Parents passed by, I switched to gay porn... easier to explain...

On the fisher, a conversation of three girls with differently poor vision:
At the time of Dima it is 11:10.
No, I don’t even see his clock, not the time.
I don’t even see the smoke.

I’ve never written here, but now it’s cracking!
to you:
"...People, Fuck the joke over the gloss!!! Sit around your offices... But GLONASS will still work. Russia’s future is space. Even if you hurry.
It’s not funny because it’s already..."
You are either a pathological optimist, or you are completely zombie by the First Channel! You are not confused by the wording in the report on "Fobos-Grunt":" The influence of cosmic space factors..."?!! They were there, on the journey, did not know that they were launching into space. I’ve heard that a few times a week!!! The appliances are made of spare parts (by the way, don't be surprised that Chinese) intended exclusively for land use, so that it's cheaper, although the money is released go-go (guess where they are leaking). Cosmodroms are not updated, all communications have already been destroyed there, or are kept in isolation, there are no new carriers, and the old ones even Roscosmos is afraid to let go.
And your GLONASSs were first launched in 1982, and the fact that for 30 years the system has not been able to create it, you also do not seem to be embarrassed. It is not surprising, they are already disconnected from the accelerator with the curves of time, and there is no mention of any operation for years. But you believe, Uncle Pu is promising from the box that we were, are and will be a great cosmic power, bla bla bla. Not extinct yet at the expense of the technology of the Soviet science remaining, but it is not long left.
P.S And yes, I’m not the "manager in the office".

Comments on the Android Market:
It is great! I have everything I need and I don’t need anything. (Valued by 1/5)

XXX: Attention question: bought a router, connected to the home computer, there is a wi fi connection, the router found it and successfully connected, and the internet is not:-/ why?
......
Different comments from the male part - what and how to do, how to connect the modem, etc.
...
An hour passed.

XXX: This is not a router! Thanks to everyone :)

by habrahabr:
The xxx :
I also often catch myself on the expression “server” It seems right “servers”? Or is it that we already have such professional illiteracy, the type of “contract”?

YYY :
We are not talking about “storms,” but “storms.”
The words come out short and delicious.
The “wind” is not the “winds” that make us mad.
>Out of the deck