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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60806
 02.03.2012
Yujinka •> my grandfather once also from the refrigerator a frozen piece of something thrown into the soup, thought meat... it turned out... yeast.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60805
 02.03.2012
I never get tired of complaining.

Over the elevator a week ago someone hung an advertisement of the contents of a la "I sell a cabinet for 2,000 wooden".

Yesterday someone signed a pen on it "take it for 1500".

Today, I wrote "take it" below.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60804
 02.03.2012
I don’t want to go to them, I think they’re a bit weird.
Once in the winter, they cut off the car tyre, called it a slope and ran on it from the hill!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60803
 02.03.2012
Do you like Jeanne Friske?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY She has constant snacks and weight in her stomach! Do you need it with such cushions?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №60802
 02.03.2012
What? Are you attacked by Termites? They soon learned that you’re crawling in bed!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60801
 02.03.2012
I am bored – I want to walk!
I too :D
Q: Let’s go today? and :-)
M: We are not accepted to meet without photos in Ural :P
Q: Do you see poorly? and O :)
M: We have this kind of ecology in Ural. :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №60800
 02.03.2012
Yur4uk: What is the difference between a bot and a nube? A bot is a computer program that replaces the player’s activity, and a nube is one that would be better for a bot!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60799
 02.03.2012
If you think that the female penguins are graceful and beautiful, and the morji are also nothing, although they are too drunk, then you have spent a couple of years in Antarctica.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60798
 02.03.2012
Davecia was driving in the electric car and another aunt-trader came in. She began her promotion with the words: "Nanotechnology has finally allowed you to cross the pot with the cane!"
I didn’t know what she was selling. =)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60797
 02.03.2012
XXX: Norm, I drink beer
Yyy: The last time I saw you here, you drank beer.
I didn’t drink anymore.
You come just when I drink.
You may be white?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60796
 02.03.2012
I have to prepare breakfast towels. The answer to my silent question is: the egg should look and rejoice! It will be delicious...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №60795
 02.03.2012
The first sex.
She (in a very serious tone): Hello Mr. Maxim! Glad to finally meet you! I am sure we will be good friends. After all, even when Maxim was offended by something, and did not want to talk, YOU was always happy with my presence, and did not be ashamed to demonstrate it.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №60794
 02.03.2012
The acquaintance one taught in the school English, was a timer, she had a beautiful - convenient for her - schedule.
Once well smoked on the change of non-smoking, she went to sit in an empty classroom, waiting for the window. There is no good mood at all.
Then suddenly comes the mother of one of the eleven-class students.
Strictly, strictly, unstoppably asks from the threshold:
You have been teaching here for three months, how do you think my boy has potency?

Complainably shrinking, clamping my nose with a cloth, with the words "sorry, a cold is strong, I for a moment" the girl just flew out of the class.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60793
 02.03.2012
See also Google:
Flash on 8 GB says that the total volume of 2 GB (1,86 GB).She always worked the norm, and after giving her friend became 2 GB.How to fix it?

xxx: If he cut off 6 hectares and arranged an ext section there, the wheel will not see it. The formats.
Yyy: A friend incorrectly removed the flash from the computer and burned one of the two memory chips. Rarely, but I have seen it myself.
...
Zzz: Are you sure he’s your friend?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60792
 02.03.2012
During hot discussions of the future construction facility:
You are pony, without a road you cannot build them!!! to
YYY: So you don’t get attracted by... pissed ones.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60791
 02.03.2012
Sanchez: Yes, with these journeys, I am afraid to worship my wife, wake up with her and in the habit of putting her money on the table for the night as I did with prostitutes)))
PSZoron: Much has changed during your absence, I think she’ll take your money by habit, so you’ll both lie :)
Sanchez: Fuck you shit!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №60790
 02.03.2012
People always count on politicians’ trust loans.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №60789
 02.03.2012
My first school teacher, Lyudmila Ilyinichna, was 70.
Several fathers and mothers of our class came to the parental meetings with trembling, because they had studied with her once. She once said with a breath: "You teach them, you teach them, and every twenty years a copy of the ear comes back, and again like a clean board..."

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60788
 02.03.2012
A girl who dreamed of the Maldives, Maserati and a diamond collar, spotted her lip

[ + 28 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60787
 01.03.2012
Brave cities take, smart - city-forming enterprises.

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