Just happened. A call from an unknown number. Next I am I, D is a girl.



D is Takayotakoitovich.

I am yes.

D - You are concerned about the SB HouseFinance Bank (a well-known microfinance bank). Could you tell me FIU?



I remember a body that a few months ago tried to get into our organization as a guard, but was in the first two hours of the internship thrown out for theft. FIO’s body was very unusual, so I remembered.



I - He tried to get to work with us, but he was thrown out the first day, because he was unclean on his hand.

D - He indicated your phone as a second contact.

I – He deceived you. I have nothing to do with him.

D – He indicated your number.

I... Have you checked? Called to me?

D is OK. He does not respond to calls. Give him information.

I – Yes of course. It will cost 10,000 rubles.

D in the sense? How is it?

You ask me to do you a favor. To find a stranger to me and pass on information from you. I am ready. It will cost 10,000 rubles.

D – He indicated your number.

I - We have already talked about it. He deceived you.

D – Give him...

I am 10,000 rubles.



He dropped the phone.



They called again twice in the course of half an hour (by voice others). They were very upset by my mercantilism.

Lifehack of the day: use the perforator is 2 times cheaper at night, if a two-zone electricity tariff is set.

I went for lunch now. Complete meals are 160 rubles. Everywhere there is tea. I didn’t want tea, so I said:

Instead of tea, compot.

- Maybe, but then there will be no complex, we will count separately on the dishes.

How much will succeed?

by 205 rubles

How much does compot cost?

10 r.

Then I have a complete complex with tea and compot.

and OK. It is 170 r.

The chief energy supplier of a small enterprise calls the electricity supplier on the occasion of the sudden cessation of its supply:

What happened to you there? The accident? God, I need to be somewhat more careful, or I have one electrician here almost with a heart attack. He hanged the spotlight in a new warehouse, turned it on for inspection, the spotlight blinked once, and the whole factory disappeared.

At work, the test was conducted on the knowledge of the rules: "The mask should be worn by sick employees or healthy employees?"

During the period of viral infections, the mask is used by healthy employees working with visitors for their own protection. And the sick? Patients are not allowed to work.

Today is parents’ wedding day. My sister and I congratulated them on Skype.
Mom: You know, we have a canvas wedding!
That’s why I gave your mother a knife canvas!

If the scientist’s salary is barely enough for food, then how is his research and development different from the cage where he worked for food?

We go shopping with my wife. We have come to the tomatoes, and for those we need, there are no valuables. Everyone around came out - no sellers, no valuers. I take the tomato in a joke, show it to the surveillance camera and say as clearly as possible, “What is the price?“”
Within a couple of seconds, a loud communication to the entire store clearly whispered with a voice: "119 rubles 99 copies."

How to improve health care in Russia? and simply. Let Medacademies graduates treat their teachers for the first three years.

For the first time in 60 years, the Italian national team failed to participate in the World Cup in football.

The Ministry of Sports of the Russian Federation said that Russia (and its hackers) are not involved!

I can’t go past Freud’s reservation:
– is
Baseball Medical
>> About the medical mask. If it is worn on the patient, the infection settles from the mouth and nose and within an hour the patient receives an additional infection when inhaled.
– is
You can think of the virus in the mucus, which inside and so on in excess, it is somehow critical. The level of the therapist with such advice (and do not go to the guess, the preparations of the Fuflomycin series in the prescription, starting with Tylorone and Arbilod) is understandable, BUT.
You just have to change the mask.
And yes, a good mask (from 3m for example) perfectly delays everything that flies outside and more dimensional than HERA (High Efficiency Particulate Air), and not bad everything that flies from inside.

– is
The size of the hero is five. HEPA is now)

I brought the programmer. I go to him now. He is looking at me and his eyes are turning.
and AHA. And the third.

My head is clear today

>> Ice (obsolete synonym - ice) - increasing atmospheric precipitation in the form of a layer of dense glass ice.

Gololédisca - a layer of bushy ice (ice crust) or frozen snow formed on the surface of the earth.

Here is! And I thought it was like a border and a rebarber...

In Icarus, you can’t ride in the heat. The wax

Chemistry and life

> Which side of the family to clean up?

In vain you are so. The more alkaline the composition of the family, the more efficient the cleaning. When the balance shifts to the acid side, cleaning does not occur at all. Quase...

The older cats brought home a cat from a walk. First they decided that he has a bug in the firmware - if you start playing with him, he begins to murmur and doesn't stop, even if you've been away a long time, and he's all chasing the ball. every time.
I had to call him Phoebe.

In fact, we try very hard to pretend that we are a normal family. But when a three-year-old child instead of "dull" says "alternative twisting of the jaw", others begin to suspect something...

My former colleague on one of the first dates with a guy ordered food from a restaurant. This event was shut down so that he didn’t realize that she couldn’t cook.

And after some time, a colleague left the guy because through the third hand learned that he was married and six months as in a divorce, but did not say right away.

All this was accompanied by the phrase: I don’t want our relationship to start with a lie.

She saw no contradiction anywhere.

I am standing waiting for the elevator.

A man comes in.

The elevator arrives, he enters first.

Which of you...? I say

The fifth! He presses the button himself.

We go...

The Fifth.

I go out because I am at the door to miss.

The man presses the button and goes upstairs with an indiscriminate fucking.

NNM
Article about the fact that they will be paying 100 rubles for the report on drivers who dump garbage from the window.

Reptilexxl: Where is the infusion now?! to