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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144484
 03.09.2017
here

You are funny, and Lena K. read about herself here and was offended. I am the only person in my office, and what should I do now? We need a programmer.

Let the programmer find you, that’s her job.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №144483
 03.09.2017
After examining the thoughts of the participants of the GOLD vs. SILVER match, we can conclude that gold is purchased to show its security or to then put it in a lombard. There are two extremes. They buy silver just because they like it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144482
 03.09.2017
Well I know. and what? Nevertheless, it will always be a knee craft, not a mass product made on normal industrial equipment. For whom, as they say.
............

Totally agree! Only mass production and only in industrial conditions/scale. Everything made individually is garbage, garbage and marriage! By the way, you are made individually. Of course, most likely not the hands, but it is possible that the knees were involved in this process. So make your own conclusions...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №144481
 03.09.2017
I walk along the fence. The city of the hero of London. The inscription YUH and below - Glory of the CPSU...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №144480
 03.09.2017
The Girl Gifts
The doctor didn’t know what he wanted. I thought or the phone will give or gold some (I didn't fall the nail). And he took me and gave me a bow with arrows. I remember saying two years ago I wanted to shoot. The intrigue kept. It is better not to invent a gift. What you don’t want, and what you don’t want. Of course, everyone is different.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №144479
 03.09.2017
But gold even in a lombard can be put or sold.

Losing at least half of the value of the product, which is the end of the century and holds the entire jewelry trade. From this point of view, it is better to give a knife of good steel, or a set of hook keys. These things can be sold almost without losses.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №144478
 03.09.2017
Quote from the document: “...in accordance with the requirements of the recommendation...” This is a new kind of voluntary coercion, right?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №144477
 03.09.2017
In 1985, he was alive.

I sit in the circus, I don’t touch anyone. Who to touch at 6 years old?

Suddenly a clown climbed up the stairs. Such, real, in an orange suit, a red pearl. He got up, took my hand and silently tried to pull me into the arena, and I was sitting, I must say, on the top.

With all my strength, I cling to my chair, the hall rushes, I shout, the clown silently pulls me into the arena.

No one will ever prove to me that clowns are good.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №144476
 03.09.2017
It dimmed. From the neighboring entrance came a mother with two children. The youngest child of three years jumped on the carefully given car and unexpectedly moved quickly on our narrow sidewalk, wrapping his head back and shouting: "Mom, look, look at me!", and in front of him a zombie in his headphones, staring at his smartphone. Went into the press. and sorry.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144475
 03.09.2017
"I went to the guy for a meeting, and I was told that he left for the cake. We will be friends.
That’s why he went to meet you.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144474
 03.09.2017
And the gold stamping and the faceless silver - looking aesthetically the same, but the gold even in the lombard can be placed or sold, and the silver has not fallen to anyone.

Look at the catalogs of conventional jewelry factories. Gold will almost always be much more classic, faceless and boring design than silver. Tell me why? The factory cannot afford to experiment with gold. Do something not as usual, the product will depend on the sale, there will be unnecessary losses. With silver, you can also "fight", because it is not so expensive. In summary, cheap gold is purchased either in fact by the lombard, without the difference in price between the product and the piece, or by completely unpretentious people. The main thing is to show that "we can afford GOLD"! Silver things can be picked up quite interesting, if you set a goal and scratch in online stores. No, you can carry your gold for health if you love it, but leave those who love silver alone. We are not poorer than you, we are just the taste of others.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №144473
 03.09.2017
XXX> Yes, I have earned the money.
yyy> Sasha! You removed the server from the network.
XXX> He is on the upset.
yyy> You pulled it out of the ups and pulled it out!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №144472
 03.09.2017
English for one night. Assistance for polarists.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №144471
 03.09.2017
of household garbage.
Separate waste collection has long been practiced in rural areas of Russia. The types of rubbish are as follows:
It can eat a cow.
It can burn in the oven.
It can be eaten by a dog or cat.
It can eat a pig.
They can eat chickens.
It can be delivered in metal or other raw materials.
It can be used to lay the foundation.
The rest is rubbish, it’s going to be washed.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №144470
 03.09.2017
“Tesla helped Stalin send a real Lenin to the moon,” and now the contextual advertisement offers me a job on “Ren-TV.”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144469
 03.09.2017
I remember when I cleaned the phone socket, then cleaned the wires with my teeth =) Overall, I received the call at a very high level, and it seemed like I heard Allen. c) the ICCE

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144468
 03.09.2017
[Working chat, Saturday morning]
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYY: at work for Tuesday.
Zzz at work. For the Emperor!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №144467
 03.09.2017
All this joke about toy dragons and gold gifts reminded me of my ex shortly before the divorce. “I don’t love you anymore, and I’m not a prostitute, so I can’t have sex with you just so, without an incentive,” she replied, “you haven’t given me expensive gifts for a long time. The question "do you not think, what exactly is the expensive gifts to get an incentive to sex and is the psychology of a prostitute?" just led to divorce.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144466
 03.09.2017
Solanine potatoes are good. And why did not remember the killer bees, which were obtained by intersecting peaceful households with peaceful local savages, and nobody could assume that from the combination of random genes the bees would come out on the whole cabbage?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №144465
 03.09.2017
About this:
One of the rules of a steep kiss is to keep your jaw compressed and your lips relaxed.
– and gt;
It’s like a troll again. I imagined such a horse with a squeezed-tooth-washed appearance and stunned.
Do not listen to that nonsense. Kiss as you want, with enthusiasm.

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