xxx> xsta, I have telepathy))
yyy> I have an apathy.
xxx> fucking you have won (

Quote from 28.06.12:
Discuss the possibilities of new batteries.

Android will now work not one, but two days.
YYY: We will probably add 4 more cores to correct this deficiency.

Yaya (today): Oh guys guys How right you were!!! to

I don’t understand why we have long-term planning, if they run up the top as if they were in office the last day.

The famous nuclear physicist Hariton said that he was asked about his military rank and whether he is registered in the military command. But since then the military rank – and he was at that time already the head of Arzamas-16, that is, the Soviet nuclear center, and all these army subordination things happened somehow automatically, he knew nothing about it.

And here is Yuli Borisovich Hariton, being a very responsible man, with clear ears, in a beret, such a little-small, came to the military commissariat at the place of the check-in in Moscow. He came, cluttered – there is a healthier captain, who at this moment speaks on the phone with his beloved, discussing, therefore, her knees and ass, and who, when he saw the little Chariton in this barrel, said: you guess, sit, grandfather, sit.

Hariton waited 10 minutes and finally said again that, you know, I should know what grade I am and whether I am registered. They said, “You’ve been told to wait, right?” Harrison waited patiently. Finally, 40 minutes passed, and the captain compelled to move his body there to the archive and the archive. And then, Hariton tells me, I heard strange sounds. I heard something fell, then I heard a thunder. Within a few minutes, the white-coated chief of the military commando, a completely white captain, came out to me – they all had their hands attached to the whiskers. They that he was in the rank: “Comrade General!” Moreover, Hariton himself told this without special emotions, since he did not give importance to such little things.

Journalists for the sake of the joke posted an announcement: "I sell a nuclear bomb...". Early in the morning, some strange Caucasians announced the announcement. Then came from the FSB. Third came an agitated buyer who just yesterday came from the warehouse.

Avast always reminds you: “Everything you do on your computer can be tracked by anyone.” I want to answer him:
Are you fed here?

Who thinks that someone has to build her life for a sad sheep. Do you want to stay in the sea and not want to live? Let him die. No one has to do anything for her.
Especially to get to know and work. Tea is not a disabled to splash on friends.

Do not go to her with advice. Do not go down entirely. If you don’t like the “soap on friends,” just turn around and go your way, and don’t shake a person’s brain with their “valuable opinions” like a bunch of angry thugs.

Drawing under one barrel:
Well fucking, if so, then there is a need for psychiatry, charlatans-psychologists will help nothing. And if a man went to a psychiatrist at least once, I would not recommend him even for the post of a courtier. and Naher. Full of healthy.

I have panic attacks. I am treated by a psychiatrist. Apart from the periodic attacks of suffocation, I’m a normal person with a high CPA. I hold myself and have no one. How do you order to survive?

The tax inspection of the film company Alexei Učitel, which the police initiated at the request of Deputy Natalia Poklonskaya, "is not something terrible and a method of pressure," Dmitry Peskov said.

How about checking it yourself? It is not scary.

I looked at a stranger. Interestingly, it turns out: he puts eggs that sit and wait for the sacrifice. Waited, strained, grew up, killed the carrier. Then they killed everyone they found, and they didn’t even eat—just broke it in pieces—and all. And then what? Well, he will lay the eggs, then he will die of hunger or of old age. And how many eggs are there failing again? Will somebody fly again? So it can wait thousands of years - the eggs will fade by that time. How he survives with such behavior - it is unclear - must be extinct long ago.

Recently I’m on a bus, followed by a Hindu and a Boho Russian.

The Russian:

- Brother, is it true that you have dirt, dirt and bodies swimming in the Ganges there in India?

The Hindu:

This is Kiev propaganda!

Why order a translation from us:
There are 7 translators. Two of them are native speakers.
...
We translate to English, German, French, Georgian and Azerbaijani.

If you look at the large, slowly falling snow and say not “Beauty!” but “Your own mother,” you need to clean the airport urgently.

Listen, Leah, why are you not getting married?
YYY: You know, I have lived in this city for eight years and all this time I study the female sex in detail, my nets are always abandoned in the sea) I catch only beautiful fish)
Leha, you are thirty-three, your networks have grown in order. I’t be surprised if you sometimes jump through them.

I love my Chinese. I wake up in the morning and look at the screen.
"The missed alarm signal"
Thanks, didn’t you call me?

Deputy Poklonskaya insults my feelings as a believer: I believe in the triumph of human reason, and it destroys my faith with its obscurity and stupidity.

XXX: I thought here... It turns out that the black coat – washabit
YYY: What is it?
No ropes or cowards wear.
He is a duck!
xxx and what? Not a pig.

Where is D. Artagnan and the Three Musketeers?
on the fifth channel.

xxx: Tell me, and in 100 years of school education can't think of two sets of textbooks? One at home, one in class.
And can't you think before dividing the textbooks into parts - a set of 4 brochures, for example - one by a quarter?
Take your bags and don’t go.

The difference is in the pocket. And your colleague should hint on the director about the application to the prosecutor’s office.

Mom’s acquaintance retired in a network universe as a cleaner. The cleaner was there alone, and her schedule surprised me. One weekend is Sunday. The vendors worked two by two. It was necessary to go to another city, so when the manager offered to take her documents, she agreed. Over the course of the year, her duties all grew, and the salary was minimal. And she decided to resign, the chief persuaded her for a long time, but she did not go to the excuses, and went to the main office to resign. There she learned that she worked for two for one salary all this year. By state there were 2 cleaners with a schedule of 2 through 2. The second cleaner was the manager.