I read on the internet about the collision of a train with a rubbish truck. Now the context advertising of Yandex offers me to buy a garbage car... or a train ticket :)

Eblani is a people of ancient Ireland, described by Ptolemy in the 2nd century BC.
I guess they left a lot of descendants.

<perseu> If you ever think that you are useless, just remember the OSCE mission in the Donbass.

xxx - fucking one bag fisting another appears
Yyy – by Freud 😉

It was five years ago. My younger sister (a big fan of Harry Potter) at the literature class together with the class watched the Hollywood "Eugene Onegin" - the same one in which the main role is played by some Ralph Fiennes, widely known in narrow circles for the role of Wall-de-Mort.

End of the film:
Onegin, bowing his head, kneeling in front of Tatiana.
"But I am given to another and will be faithful to him forever"
Ralph Fiennes slowly lifts the full pain of the eye and...

And in the tense silence of the class, my sister’s voice is heard:
"Awaida of KEDAVRA!!and "

It is worth saying that the lesson was broken and could not continue it neither the students nor the teacher.

I didn’t even let go and reviewed this "prankers’ joke" about Limpopo.
Like all previous cases, our brave fucking practitioners believe that if they were not sent off, but conversed with sympathetic "yes? What you say is terrible... We will, of course, find out everything and react if necessary – it’s luck and victory.
In fact, this is banal politeness. And Congressman doesn’t matter whether Groysman or Lexus speaks to her – she listens, sustains conversation and records data for subsequent work. If afterwards it turns out that the psychic was calling and the hernia was swallowed up - well, she lost five minutes.
And real punching is to present someone to whom the victim of the scam will say what he does not say in public, and even strongly denies. But this is not for the vocal and lexus. They can’t even imagine such a divorce, not what to accomplish. Their maximum is this "divorce": "I Groysman, the Russians captured Lviv, in Limpopo Aybolit. and yes? Let’s find out, let’s find out ". What the divorce is, I don’t understand. If they were honest and said the same thing, the answer would be the same.

So to break something in the Russian Federation, it is enough to just be born here. And if you have had the internet or leave the house, you have definitely broken.
You ask a person, for example, if he is a homophobe. Yes => 282-UC, no => 135-FZ In my opinion, it is better to get rid of the penalty, so if you have not yet decided what to break this - I advise to choose 135-FZ.

The answer.

"Then tell me what to do to the employer who suddenly came out of the decree of the second chief?"

Become a man, send in the decree first.

Division of work

> Once there were a lot of lakes there. There lived a lot of barracks. They built dams. and lt;

Well, you are right... Boobs roll the woods, barsuks build.
Rabbits cut grass.

Dear experts!
Soon, I’m going to have a problem, and I have a question:

Is it right to baked or baked?

He was then still a student, himself from a small village, studied in the city - went home for the weekend, km 100. I bought a ticket for the bus, all the passengers sat down - before the very departure a woman of 45 years of age flies in and tells me - the bus broke, I had to catch another person. Just left, again he recites - "Oh, we break, we break, I am unwise... They always break, and this is broken." I took half the brain out of the bus. We departed from the city km 20, the bus... the drum crash, breaks. What happened, I don’t understand. The driver is forging something, someone from the passengers helps, someone catches the tricks. I have no money, so I sit quietly, I wait, maybe they will be repaired quickly. The aunt picked up the rope and left. Fifteen minutes later the bus stopped and we left. Somewhere else in 25-30 minutes we pass by this sidewalk on the side, the driver with the head in the cap, the aunt votes... Although she had a ticket, the driver did not stop.)

A girl told me:

I hate big bags. It shakes!

I did not understand why.

She: her brother on his birthday at 15 years of age such a gift!

I was five at the time, and when I was tired of him, he put me in a bag and killed me in a shiffler.

#BGBE #Equality

Something was bombarded by some about "baby on the mouth". You can think, before equality right, no man even dared to touch the grandmother with his finger.

Comic book about CRPG, edition about mimic

by Anonymous:
This is a box from the flat world!

and Wolo:
The box of Pratchett is more terrifying than any mimic, not only will it eat, but also spit, spit on you and then eat again.

by Anonymous:
And about Torchlight, do not forget: there your cat (dog) could be made a mimic for a while. It’s fun to watch two such games :)

and Xorvat:
The first time with mimics I encountered in the game Nox, they turned from the box into a fat monster with sharp as a shave nails and killed the magician with 2 strokes. The nightmare creatures.

by Lerano:
I remember a mimic from Neverwinter who ate my armor and ran away... scuco.

The pseudoatheists
>> Industrial atheism is walking around construction without a helmet.

Walking without a helmet is dumbobism. And atheism is not bad, without hope for B-ga", that is, with a helmet. And the insurance. and life insurance.

One day Nicholas I decided to find out which of his governors did not take bribery. I was surprised by the third section. The response of the Benkendorf department was this: only two governors are not taking bribes: Koven Radishchev [son of the same] and Kiev Fundukle. Nikolai's comment on the fields of the report is really beautiful: "What does not take the bribe of Funducle - it is understandable, because he is very rich, well, and if he does not take them Radishchev, suspiciously, it means he is too honest."

Calls the subscriber, says the internet does not work. Extremely dissatisfied, quarrels and hamit.
The manager clarifies his data, it turns out that it is simply not our subscriber in principle.
Who is your operator?
I do not know
On what tariff plan are you sitting?
I do not know
Why are you calling us?
I always call you and you help me.

Now we are in some confusion - whether to insert the lily to technical support.

Neighbors beat their son on any occasion: for bad assessments, worn-out clothes, for being rude, etc. Now the neighbors are old, the son grows up and beats them. Also in any case. These strange people are upset!

He played at the Pianist Competition in Peter. The chairman of the jury was Professor Pavel Grigoryevich Egorov. I played terribly, but something he liked and he dragged me to the final and even invited me to the conservatory to go to a concert with him (2nd Rahmaninova)

That day I remembered a funny moment: I came to him at the conservatory before the very final, but forgot the notes. A little confused, I said:

P.G. I forgot the notes.

No problem, sit down and play.

How is? ? to Will you accompany without a note? ? to ? to

I am a professional, not a shit.

And he played the whole orchestra part at the end.)

My husband asked me what I wanted on March 8th, and I said that it was a Swiss multi-instrument knife. After a while, he asks: what type of manicure set do you need?