A lady who was bored to read books with a matte, and you tried to read not the ugly widebody of the new time, but the old classical literature?
Even the Mopassana, which in earlier times was considered rather obscene literature, did not
Not only the matta, but also the details of sexual life.
List of literature is in libraries.

A nice girl doesn’t rub your nose when you accidentally break out your mother’s word. A really decent girl should ask what this word means.

I was in the subway and painted. There was a guy in front. Very very beautiful. (I am a normal woman, not a beautiful woman.) And suddenly he leaned, and with a gentle smile removed the hair that fell on my face.
I like the detectives. A thriller about maniacs. In general, I looked him in the eyes and imagined the history of our relationship, short but full of pain, suffering and bleeding. The young man apparently noticed the panic in my eyes, and rushed away.
So don’t worry guys, it’s not always up to you.

Your cat will grow up.
Gregory: I’m learning to defend myself in a relationship with a cat. I even had to shut up in the room to eat peelings fast and greedy.
Lili: From the shattered water sprayer well
Gregory: Well, how can you splash in this sweet sad moustache?
Darrie: You collect water and psh!
Alex is exactly! I have a pulserizer in every room. You never know where the cat is.

How to fight the loud music of neighbors?
YYY: Gather the winderwaffle from several microwaves and burn all the electronics to the hell.
XXX: Thanks for the advice!
ZZZ: Oh, it’s easy for you, but here is a small orphan, a disabled. I’m constantly crawling on the ceiling, I don’t know what to do.
YYY: You underestimate the microwave!

When I was a student, I had a friend who ate beef, pork, chicken, but didn’t eat fish. He motivated this by the fact that both cows and pigs and chickens are born to become meat and be eaten, and fish are free creatures and eat it incorrectly. This is the strange "vegetarianism".

xxx: On those sites where you can watch aircraft in real time, you need to write big letters that the aircraft can disappear from the radar for an hour and a half, because radars are not everywhere.
HHH: And then more. Does anyone need bricks?

It seems that we have begun to forget those glorious times, when on the road on a summer day walked embracing under the rain a donkey, a donkey, a spider and a wet oxygen.

The forgiveness

Buratino grew up and became known as Buratino Karlovich. solidly! = is

Gray Dry Boy
Turn with a broken hand
The charm of the deceased father
Tell me how he is called.

Unrecorded

The salary ended on 27. It appeared on the website of the state lottery. I bought a ticket for the last 100 rubles from the card, marked some 4 numbers on the right and left.
After 2 days came the SMS - I guessed 3 numbers (2 on the left and 1 on the right), won 100 rubles.
Now I don’t know what to do. Either it’s a sign that you need to try it again while you’re hot, or a warning: here’s your 100 rubles, fool, and don’t hope for your uncle!
The theory of probability in the universe. I am an optimist!)

I remembered here. He was young and went to the zoo with his father. We go from the subway, summer, the sun shines, a street musician plays. They work on several instruments at once. Slow up and listen. Here the uncle says - Oh, hello Vitka. Batin was known, a fellow student appeared. Well, they stood up, smoked, spent their lives. A, the musician and says to my father, he said "spatched" goes with a child, help the money out of him. I pulled my father a large note, I don't remember what, well, roughly speaking, a thousand. Kinney, he says, puts it in my coffin when it comes. And indeed, the same path goes the classic "new Russian". A raspberry jacket, a chain with my wrist, with it my daughter is small. We stand and listen to music. Dad’s friend begins to music with the maximum number of instruments. The girl says something to her broken dad. They stop, they watch. My brother, with such a contemptible look, casts away this businessman and lazyly gets the carpenter. He throws it into the cough. The new Russian is staring at us, playing the bullshit and also pulling his wallet. He throws a pair of banknotes, let it be in five pieces, in a coffre. The father makes the face of the humiliated man, cleans his wallet and hides his eyes. Well, and the new Russian is not in a hurry, the thriller is removed. This batin friend eventually gave for the help of the "stitch". My father refused, but he insisted. My father fed me ice cream that day.

I have swallows... And not a small splash on my nose, but the whole face is sick. As far as I can remember, I’ve been fighting this harshly all my life. Creams, masks, lotions... everything marked “whitening.” The complex was a terrible year from 12. I couldn’t go out without putting on a layer of tonal and powder. She could not normally communicate with the guys, immediately looked away, turned her face.

As I got used to living with it, I became less frightened.

Here I am 25 years old.

I am at the box office in the supermarket. The man in front of me slightly drunk, watched for 3 minutes, and then said: - Oh, spring, girl, and you specifically painted this beauty?

This is what I want to say. This man turned my eyes with one phrase. That’s what I missed all these years, guys, where were you 15 years ago? So, the rubies who are embarrassed by their swans, do not parish. You are beautiful.

Once we had a programming department. Better than 2. A vacancy is hanged, such as a job above the city average, and specific knowledge is not required, except for the basic knowledge. 99% that will have to train on our profile. But here is the problem: a month or two is going, and to us only some life-taught sanitary technicians, cashiers, and ladies for 40 resumes.



My friend was looking for a job at that time. A smart and good programmer. He said he sent us a summary. But this did not happen to the leader. At that moment, a bad thought came to me. So I decided to check it out.



I took my resume. FIO also changed the name of the company at the last place of work. I sent. The perfect coincidence, you won’t even have to train. We were waiting for the results from all the departments. But, unfortunately, and that week hr brought only a bunch of accountants and vendors of age.



The manager, of course, then went to the selection of flights to these personnel recruitment specialists. It turned out that both I and my friend did not pass the age criterion, too young = inexperienced, and companies need good specialists (plunge that 95% of the IT department is under 30 years old).



A friend in the end successfully completed the test task, arranged for us. But it was somehow sad to imagine how many more literate specialists we missed.

What is going on in the heads of the villains? ! to Ordinary people don’t understand the motives of sociopaths.



Let me try to explain the mechanism.



Have you ever felt the joy of winning a game or competition? Endorphins hit the key and all that.

With a sociopath, the same thing happens in the body. By deceiving or deceiving, he receives a similar dose of joy hormones. Pleasure in a simple way. The trick is that for a sociopath, everyone around is an enemy. This is a small victory over the enemy. Your pain and sorrow are his bliss, and your joy is, on the contrary, like a bone in your throat.



But his joy is different from ordinary human joys. She is very obscure. No, not in conscience at all. of fear. of constant fear. The sociopath measures others on himself and always expects from them the same thing he does, and, of course, reward for his actions. This makes him afraid and hates people even more. This is an unchangeable pot with hatred.



Babes still have a strong influence on the factor of greater impunity, which also brings a lot of pleasure to the sociopath.



In cases with children and mountains, there is still burning jealousy. A sociopath is often jealous of what he does not have. For sociopathic grandmothers, this is youth and health. She would like to take it all for herself, but she cannot, but she may at least try to take it.



People rarely become such due to age changes. They usually carry it with them throughout their lives, but are carefully concealed. And by age, the brain weakens, the senses dim, and the sociopath-profi begins to burn black.



You could think about how a sociopathic personality is formed, but I’m already in my pyjamas.

I brought a refrigerator a few days ago, and now he calls back. He says, “You know, I’m a musician. And he has two compressors in reversals do not match. Give me another, please, I can’t do that, I’m angry..."

I live in a typical panel house. Hearing is beautiful. The upper neighbor has a busy habit of using the toilet as an office - I don't know, parallel to the main destination or separately. You really enter the room and hear how serious such a voice speaks, how much to buy, who to send on a business trip to the Saratov region... Well, each has his own wonders, of course, although at first it was a bit steep - it seemed that the need was done carefully in the midst of the negotiation.

This miracle of nature once told me to scandalize - to say, I am preventing him from conducting business conversations and discrediting before partners! I had to promise that next time I would hire a peanut and not leave a stone on a stone from his business reputation! I don't know where he's talking now, but I can't hear him in the bathroom.

From the Women’s Forum (Orthography preserved):
About two months ago I broke up with a man I loved. He gave me money so I could forget him. Now he is back again. He says that in order for me to clean up, in order to clean up our past relationships and get everything back, I must return the money back.
YYY: Where are those who give money)))))))))) we go out!)
HH: He was a guy. Here I gave.
ZZZ: Who is he now?? to
YYY: Now he wants to do a gender change surgery, but there is no money (
ZZZ: Now it is clear.

News about the Cathedral and OMON.

XX: Who are those 30 parishioners for whom the council was pressed off for a time?

See also: OMON! 30 is. XD is

No, a man should not see your false imitator in any case. My ex-boyfriend got hysterical when he saw that my silicone friend was bigger than his member. Two days later, he shrugged his lips and didn’t talk to me. and competed. He said, I knew you wanted to be big.
I had to buy the same size as my boyfriend.
- And even better - less than a boyfriend, so that on his background feels like Heracles)))

xxx: Thanks to those who designed the electrical wiring in the old houses and placed a calling socket over the entrance door, we now include routers in these sockets.

The funniest vegetarian I’ve ever seen at home. I think friends brought him specifically - to show me, say, look, like you have never seen.
I was not warned in advance about the subtleties of his eating, and therefore quickly instilled him a salad. But the cake could be less vegetarian only if it was a liver cake (ah, there are those too). And so, they were just beetles of beaten egg proteins, lubricated with cream of cow’s oil, fat, like political trolls.
And under the teak, a devoured herbivora advocate suddenly committed an unexpected pirate - it turns out, he eats eggs, milk and butter when they don't look like eggs, milk and butter! That is, eggs and a glass of milk are prohibited, but eggs and milk blenders are for the sweet soul of Ooo.
I forgot to even ask what the name of this perversion is.
Maybe you know who?