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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107429
 27.12.2014
The Friend! The headache goes away on the second day. The temperature is third. Toxicity lasts for weeks and months. It is hard, both morally and physically. One stupid girl planned to protect the diser with a blade, so as not to strike especially. Well, she did not go away from the push for three months, and her dish was covered with a copper barrel. Puzo was, and disserra is not, because it is simply impossible to work mentally in such a state, as it is to run with documents.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107428
 27.12.2014
C forums "Anti-Russian standards":

XXX is Hi! Please help me with my loan problem. The loan to the Renaissance is 78 500 rubles, I have not paid for 6 months and do not plan. The bullying calls from the collectors stopped a month ago, and now a letter came from the bank, with the text that my case was transferred to the court (even attached a copy of the application to the court). What should I do??? Can I withdraw my case from the court? I do not want to pay. Please help me.

Yyy: Yes, you write a direct statement that you do not want to pay and send it to the court by mail. The court rejects the bank in the claim and obliges it to remove your credit history from the NBKI within a week period.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107427
 27.12.2014
and GM. I have a pilot friend. And since she had to break through there with the battle, proving that she is not worse than men, she knows everything about 'equality of opportunity'. And here somehow she asks me, "and is it true that the mood of the baby is spoiled during the period?"I make big eyes and confirm...Friend: "What’s wrong with me?"I started to think. She is healthy like a horse. The medical commission was conducted by the first county as a cosmonaut. Do we have many perfectly healthy babies?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107426
 27.12.2014
Damn, he told his wife after a trip that a man should be powerful, smellful and hairy.
I said "Oh, right about you! In addition to the word "man" and "mouth"...(

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107425
 27.12.2014
Did harmful Jews invent Christianity in order to educate slave submission in other peoples?
This is one of the most important things in the world.
Don’t worry, is that true? And not only pgo hystyanism, but also pgo any doughnaya helix?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №107424
 27.12.2014
Buy a laptop with pre-installed Windows 8 - start learning PC from formatting.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107423
 27.12.2014
<slava_> and
<slava_> at work now the director shows one of the programmers how to correctly jump in quake1 ))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107422
 27.12.2014
Well, once all the patterns have been identified, the question to the experts: why is it still impossible to conceive a child of the right sex with the help of science and medicine?
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There are no words. Sheep Dolly has been around for almost 20 years.
Several eggs are taken, fertilized, developed in a test tube, after a while a couple of cells are taken for DNA analysis and the desired fetus is planted by the mother.
In more than a dozen countries, the second method is used only for medical indicators (genetic diseases related to gender). "Don’t let a boy" or "Don’t let a girl"), there are no prohibitions in the United States. They write that the Chinese often come, boys with a guarantee to do.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107421
 27.12.2014
J is Martin and Children's Literature
... and Cinderella married a prince, and she had a sadistic husband, an intriguing mother-in-law, an alcoholic hero, and a family doctor-poisoner.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107420
 27.12.2014
Yesterday the girl came. and grit. "I have it all down there, and how do I get it up?" guess what it is about
Lightbit: The cables?
The Beast: No. She turned the window and didn’t know how to open it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107419
 27.12.2014
Funny work of Sapphire:
User: You do not have a niche here. I go there, and Nippon.
Sapport: <a few suggestive questions to understand what’s wrong>
User: I will refuse to respond until you fix this problem!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №107418
 27.12.2014
The Russian answer to "OK, Google" is "So, Yandex" or "Okay, Yandex".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107417
 27.12.2014
Go to sleep with your wife. I’m already sleeping, she’s still crawling something in the phone. I open one eye and look at her quietly.
Do not worship.
I am :?! to
I am anticipating!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107416
 27.12.2014
A fairy tale about the feather, or rather a fairy tale with a similar plot, was invented in ancient Egypt, only there was a prostitute and a pharaoh 2,5 thousand years ago! This plot is the most popular among fairy tales and is found in a very many peoples. So the girls had hoped for the appearance of the prince since time immemorial.

Not just girls. These stories are the essence of stories about social elevators. For girls, they look like a profitable marriage. For Emily, for example, as a squid.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107415
 27.12.2014
The Last Christmas Ay Gave Yu Ma Hart...
Brother Zack: Doors of the Nectis Day
Category: Class Auto

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107414
 27.12.2014
From Router

XXX: The mud is muddy.And what smells our cinematographer?

yyy:Our cinematographer has been smoking 2 topics over the last 10 years:
Siberia, gold, zeki and oligarchs
Moscow, corporations, tree trees, calves

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107413
 27.12.2014
Ohhhh... exactly! Therefore, always, at any disco, even in Zhytomyr, even in Ibiza, if you gathered to dance more than two Russians who knew each other, they instinctively, like a scuca, in the sense of a dog, Pavlov form a chord!

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You are a horoscope!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107412
 27.12.2014
Lenny happens only in children. In adults it is called pessimism.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №107411
 27.12.2014
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The conclusion – grandmothers, be smarter, protect yourself.
You can fuck with whoever you want, but to give birth - strictly from adequate men!!! Let these fools go away!
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Rather, you have already rested, scanty hysterics who destroyed their family and raised alone such "mother's daughters".
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Oh, highlighted "only the pants in the house were". He drinks, beats, eats almost in a married bed, speaks in a matte, is inadequate and complete, does not want to know anything about respect for the mother of his child - a fig, but there is an egg-bearer in the house, the most beautiful model of male behavior for a growing child. And all those who respect themselves and their children are scornful hysterics. That is what, Mikhail!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №107410
 27.12.2014
There was a girl who wanted chocolate, but she lacked 10 coins to buy, and there was a boy who also wanted chocolate, but he lacked only 1 coin to buy. Then they decided to collect all the money together and buy one chocolate, but they still lacked 1 coin.
How much does chocolate cost?
Yyy: So what, the girl didn’t have a single coin?
ZZZ : Oh yeah This is always the case when a boy and a girl want to buy chocolate together.

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