I have a champion in stupidity! He broke all the records! To his question about what I’m doing in life, I answered "I just seem to degrade without work." And I got a brilliant answer!!!! In which city do you degrade?! to

Added to the Grammarnacy,
Stop all of your classics. The school program, you will know, has variations because there is not enough time for everything. Therefore, somebody is passing through the Thunder, and somebody is a Homeless. Bulgakov is also divided: who is Master and Margarita, and who is Dog Heart. And don’t have to go here, about read – did not read. In the summer reading list, of course, there are all the works, but first - who has read them all? Second, who remembers them all? If they did not chew up in the classroom, then most likely the names did not delay.
In general, forcing 14-15-year-olds to read classics is a wasted waste of time.
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The problem is that the one who did not read started out. Instead of assuming that he does not know something, he was upset by the number of likes, plunged to the mummy, and believed himself, for the sake of heaven, to be offgenically erudited. And in general, I will reveal to you the secret - you can read not only in school and not only the program. It was unexpected, right? And classics are taught in school (and not passed!To generally instill children a useful reading skill and broaden their horizons. If you could read, it would be easier for everyone. You would understand with whom the quarrel began, and TS understood that a few similar letters were not enough to recognize the characters as identical, and even would admit the existence of books besides those two that he had owned himself.

here here :

You say it like going on a bus is a bad thing. The more people ride on public transport, rather than on personal (one person per car, ah), the less traffic on the roads, less damage to the environment, less the number of accidents.
And – no, I do have a good car) but I don’t often shy away from buses.
My friend is a woman with a salary under 200. And also.

So, because of who in the morning in buses pressure 7105...Citizens dear! These rich people are very upset, they are ready to take everything from us, even the seat in the bus!!! to

I don’t understand why four grandparents should mean gay? Is it only in this direction that the human brain is working now? When I was a child, I said I had one grandfather and five grandmothers. At the same time, I knew that there were actually two grandmothers, two grandmothers and one granddaughter (sister of grandmother). But it was a long talk, and everyone was "grandmothers".

xxx: now it is almost impossible to compose so that nothing reminds. And if you try well, you can hear something from Vivaldi from the Gaza Strip.
Yyy: The King of our Yuru, the Italian sick!

I’m 26, and I’d like a girl younger than myself, but I don’t get along with them. My mind is only appreciated by girls over the age of 29.

Unfortunately, I haven’t met a single single 22- to 24-year-old girl who appreciates a guy’s mind.
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The question is, what do you value yourself if you have a criterion when choosing a girl - her age? Deal with your bars before exploring other people’s bars.

Brain washing happens through the stomach.

She ran on the road, the last five meters she drove on the pope, gracefully stood up, entered the salon. The man pleased, “Let me cut off your sandals?”

The State Duma wants to ban Russians from working non-professional. I wonder what kind of educational institutions are issuing deputies?

Q: Have you seen the news?
U.S. gasoline fuel has been cheaper for two consecutive months
WOW: Well, if we count in dollars, we also have it cheaper((((((((

Friends are PCs! In our technical department, snowflakes are hanged on the wall, the patterns on which are carved to represent the symbols of the emblems of Game of Thrones!

I continue here:
Also, Chinese representatives offer to practice therapeutic massage and acupuncture at the ISS.
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Take us to the ISS, we’ll massage you!
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And they themselves are weaved with a needle to the right point and the cosmonauts are already sewing their puppets on MX!

regardless of your hypocritical attempts to justify it or cover it with indignation, behind which, in essence, there is banal envy and nothing more.

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Who is jealous? Metal or Blizzard? I am jealous. But I don’t mind paying money for their work. But I do not envy Mikhalkov, and I have not watched his products and will not watch. Why to pay him?

The computer continues our day.
The bag box is empty.
At the table a red flower burns the eye.
A cigarette in my hands, although I do not smoke - this scheme is simple.
No more coffee, everything is in us.

The weekend!! They require our hearts.

I don’t understand why I invented photography.
I don’t understand why you need to take pictures of your own bakery in all poses, which you see in the mirror every morning.
WOW: It has been invented ever since the young princes were brought the portrait of their mistress - all so lush, beautiful, red, without exception. And as he went to get married - comes out a dusty thin swab spotting.
So photoshop was invented before photography?

A friend took a notepad for repair running, and on the desktop a folder with the name "Luke, I am your folder" I love my friends :-)

Add to sex:
The joke:
The wife gives birth to a red baby and begs the midwife to come up with something, as there were no reds in the family. The doctor calls her husband and asks:
How often do you have sex with your wife?
Once every two months.
Look at what you did with your roasted shit!! to

The Prime Minister attended the exhibition today. Exhibition on the 1st floor, we are on the 3rd.
What kind of people? I went out of the window to a second person in the state, and I got some ugly from the top in the eye with a laser clue shining!! to

From Habr.

Nidaylokn: Even if the elevator's wires break, it won't fall.
MrPeterLink: But from the sharp operation of the hunters, the bottom can break away.
Ayahuaska: But overall the elevator will be whole! (They are :

xxx> fuck me here guy tries to introduce his girlfriend's girlfriend
xxx> judging by how hard he does it, he may not be given because of me
xxx> girlfriend nothing like that, cute enough, except a little bit inclined to fullness
but the most scary is not this, but the avatar of her brother (photo of a harsh man with a gun)
yyy> will have to get married
xxx and gt. Who knows how many of her previous unsuccessful attempts to organize a family life are now scattered along the surrounding tracks.
yyy> this is a simple masterpiece ))