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[ + 15 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73827
 05.12.2012
The story happened to me personally.
After a little drinking with a friend gathered home, although a friend and claims that I was not very drunk... apparently while I went out on the street caught me...)
Following the words of my friend...
I go out to the balcony to smoke, see if you go normal, I observe the picture...Natasha approaches the taxi from the driver’s side opens his door and stands on him dumb looking for two minutes, then with an upset tone asks"may you still move?",the white surprisingly expanded glasses of water I saw from the second floor.I had to scream you from the balcony, so that, a bite of an idiot, went around the car and sat on the passenger seat".
To put it here decided after this story told me by a completely unfamiliar man)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73826
 05.12.2012
Who are you in our zodiac?
and Baran
X: I know that.
X: What about the sign?
and the fox)))
X is a bitch?
X: What is such a sign?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73825
 05.12.2012
To all the Pushkinists, the difference between Lukomori and Lurkomori is in one letter, just as it is between a daughter and a boy. Adopt it now.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73824
 05.12.2012
xxxxxxxxxxx:

Fuck, it feels like I am not only a goat of forgiveness in this family, but also a pig of eating!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73823
 05.12.2012
Spam has arrived:
"Do you have legal problems? A highly qualified ADEQWAT will help compile a competent appeal to the court"
Proper treatment is important

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73822
 04.12.2012
Now I called AppleMarket, I wanted to order the box, and there was an auto respondent: Dear patients, the number has changed...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73821
 04.12.2012
Why do you have a smiley as a symbol and not a funny face?? to
Because I write them by hand – old school, baby!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73820
 04.12.2012
In the shutdown of the rail:
X: I take a prostitute. As long as we are stuck, who needs it?
Thanks for the snow.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №73819
 04.12.2012
Barvinok: Something terrible happened.
I got a spam advertising for small-series production of parts. I am going to order them.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №73818
 04.12.2012
Have you ever made love with your girlfriend while thinking about another?

YYY: Pff... it’s the same as eating mom’s borscht, thinking of a breadth.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73817
 04.12.2012
xxx: The new iTunes licensing agreement is pz.
Stronger than Faust Goethe?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73816
 04.12.2012
practice in the children's hospital, gastroenterological department.the doctor, the woman is all intelligent, suitable for every child with the question:"you how today went to the toilet-cake or sausage?"the whole department, we go to the boy of five years in the isolator.now, of course, the standard question.the answer did not make yourself wait long:"maybe you eat cacao,and I am ashamed!!!and "

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №73815
 04.12.2012
YYY: Well and how?
XXX: Imagine you are a married man. You have a son.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is here. After a while, you will find out that you did not actually have a son, but a daughter!
YYY: How is it?
XXX: Do not be distracted. You cannot ask your wife about this because she died at birth. In the maternity, you find out that it really is not your son, there was a mistake. It’s like finding out why you’re going to the woman who took your daughter. She turns out to have no husband (she is a single mother), and moreover it turns out to be the same girl you accidentally slept with when you were on a business trip. So there is a possibility that it is actually your son.
YYY:...
xxx: and then you find the sms on the phone of the wife from which you learn that she had a lover, and that it is most likely his daughter... And also you call the aunt and says: I know, we are with you in a bad relationship, but I consider it my duty to say that at the funeral in the grave was my daughter, but not your wife...", throws the phone and does not respond to the calls... and then the phone of the wife, on which it is lit: "My second", you have not had time to take it, and when calling back "the subscriber is not available";.
YYY: Something I’ve confused... Okay, what next?
XXX: Fuck you now!
YYY: Hey...
XXX: This is about the same and I feel like the code is waking me up...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №73814
 04.12.2012
by Yume Nikki

Great ending of the game. But something I swallowed the airplane, but I never understood what it was.
What’s the point, Anja? This is a depressing game about the dreams of girls-hickikomori for perverse. Your innocence will not give you pleasure.
How is it, and the world should not be saved?! to
You help the character die, Anja...what world?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №73813
 04.12.2012
I read about the cooking panel: " Disadvantages: The cat will soon be fried, fit sits on it and the foot turns on."

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73812
 04.12.2012
I do not believe in Santa. I believed and even wrote letters. When I was studying, on December 4, we wrote letters to the whole group, and then a KGB employee came to answer... Someone from the group bowed over with desire.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №73811
 04.12.2012
My father recently arrived from Amsterdam. I asked him to bring me something from there, well, I thought, the prostitute he’t bring me anyway) this cunning face comes to me in the room with my mother, their cheeks are now tearing out of laughter and echoing this way:" we brought you a rabbit". Well, I didn't distract from the comp kicked, said put and roll. I turn to my parents, and there... a cute pink rabbit with a huge HAIRY HUE!!!I have decided to reserve it for important negotiations.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73810
 04.12.2012
The Chevrolet Spark:
Disadvantages: Frog does not enter, although it is a plus, rather

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73809
 04.12.2012
I look at Facebook, writes one Russian boy, living in Boston:
“Yesterday in a restaurant, a guy at the next table called the waitress Justin Bieber. The waitress got angry, complained to the manager, and the guy was thrown out.
It seems possible to announce the official birth of a new insult in English: Bieber.
The fucking. The case is real, on December 2.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73808
 04.12.2012
I will no longer work in the pharmacy for 4 consecutive shifts.
NN : Why?
Yesterday at 7 a.m. I think "Oh, how well, I will sleep for 2 nights! I need to make girls enjoyable, spray dust"
NN: Is it?
I wiped everything with a wet sponge, even the table, I look wet thinking what to wipe, wrapped toilet paper and dried trout. Suddenly the door knocks. I run to the toilet, throw a sponge, on all the pairs I rush to the door, there is a guy standing. "Good morning, girl, and you have anti-influenza, sorry for distracting me..." and look like this on my left hand O_o, I look, and I have a piece of toilet paper so tight.
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