Correspondence in the bank between the security service and lawyers.

The SB:
Good morning, dear colleagues! We had a question concerning the transfer of deceased clients to the Legal Department. Please give your explanations.

The Lawyers:
God, I understand it all, but we don’t actually have a morge.

Never save on girls!To save SMS, I wrote without gaps!Gasted 3 for explanations and 2 for apologies!!! to

Wut: - And people sending a bunch of photos in a Word file, designers and carpenters slowly spit into the layouts!

Have you noticed a bug in a person?
While you are a kindergarten / school / work - you are very uncomfortable to get up at 6-7 in the morning and move somewhere, but you must do it.
by Nooh. As soon as a retired, it is not necessary to move anywhere, but for some reason pensioners get up at 6-7 in the morning and go, somewhere they still need (but this is a big secret).
Humanity is destined...

The girls. As long as they take.
and.
and.
You have understood.

Today, when I was going to work in the subway, I noticed quite by chance that my company recently finally overtook the company of an electric train driver. After five years in the company :(

When evolution was tired, it created man so that he himself would fuck with his development.

We’ll go to the sauna too. The female company. We will also rest, make masks, spray creams, swim in the pool, rub the back together...
YYY: Can I go with you? I can with you!? to
xxx: not to
XXX: We are going to go crazy.
What do we need to wear because of your swimwear?

That is, MCH (Young Man), for boys too, as for girls TP (dumb Pi**a)?
The guys went crazy equating this, don’t be ashamed."

The thing is, dearly, that only the absolute TP can call the guy MCH. I am telling you as a girl.

It is so symbolic - in your entrance in the apartment 69 lives a young gay couple.

The only place where there are no bad people is a cemetery.

Five-year-old daughter of friends Natasha came to her aunt in the village for the summer.
Her aunt asks, “Natasha, how do Mom and Dad live, don’t they argue?”
- They argue... only daddy can say nothing!!!

The baby’s mouth.

A three-year-old boy who blinded a rectangular sand "claw" suddenly violated 15 Apple patents for himself.

My Princess in another castle.
At the Wolfenstein?

Meeting with the Rector at the Moscow Aviation Institute (MAI)

Student: I am sent to websites to see the schedule of sections, but I have no time to look, let’s say, can’t find out the information otherwise?
What websites do you watch that you don’t have time for? Could I take a look with you too?

Andrew (10:07:57 29/11/2012)
Fuck, I’m a bad boy, I went to the army and didn’t tell you, I’m sorry, I’m ashamed.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Kyrgyzstan has appealed to Russian colleagues with a request for humanitarian aid.

Bishkek, an employee of the Lenin department of the militia, said that in 2009 he and his colleagues had already received "the old Russian uniform". “We put our chevrons on it and we went like that all the time. However, it has been worn out for a long time, and we asked for new shirts, hats and pants,” he added.
Furthermore, it is noted that Kyrgyzstan is asking for two helicopters, 15 buses, 18 KamAZ and Ural trucks, 30 Gazelles, five BTR-80, as well as 40 tents, 40 sniper rifles, 300 pistols, more than 500 grenades, binoculars, night vision instruments, shooting trainers.

I love the spammers! At about six o’clock in the evening, a phone call.
Hello, we are a cosmetic company, invite you to the procedure for the face.
Okay, but I have a brain shake.
Pause, and such a vivid voice:
And you come anyway, you won’t need your brain!

I remove the opera from the comp. After removal, IE opens
He, what does he hope?

Sometimes, in order for you to be hated by everyone, it is enough to just bite a spoonful of a glass for a long time, mixing the sugar in the tea.