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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72826
 10.11.2012
I’m sorry, I won’t come today. Tomorrow is the Russian Olympics.
The regional? In the Russian? I thought so...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №72825
 10.11.2012
The Beautiful! I would explore it for the purpose of having proper qualities in it, yes!
Do you mean physical or spiritual consolation?
Why "or" am I afraid to ask? Does she get healed from talking about Schopenhauer?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72824
 10.11.2012
xxx: I'm probably going to play in minecampf, so if I don't answer for a long time, I mean in xxx: game=)
XXX: The Milk
XXX: Minecraft
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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72823
 10.11.2012
You can’t compromise with everyone, because you can’t please everyone. Sooner or later, you will have to start sending to the fox.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №72822
 10.11.2012
by air_ship_pirate
Psychologist Skinner suggested that children up to a year be kept in special boxes. I would have kept some people there all my life, crazy.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72821
 10.11.2012
Points are when in hand an iPhone, and in the apartment repair from the 90s

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №72820
 10.11.2012
I live alone. Sitting on the couch, accidentally fell on him a pellet, which he held in a spoon.
Mayonnaise, which was on the pellet, from the couch wipes out poorly - a white spot remains.
Thinking about it, I decided to put ketchup there, or tell my friends that it is mayonnaise.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72819
 10.11.2012
Yura: shakes kangaroo are prohibited

Oleg is serious?

Yuri: Yes

Oleg: What is the reason?

Jura: Man will die stronger if you beat

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №72818
 10.11.2012
In my office, the director is my wife. But at night I relentlessly avenge.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72817
 10.11.2012
The command had long chosen whom to send on a business trip, to the distant hills. Fortunately, the boss was familiar with the RTS genre and my refusal in the form "that you can surround me with a frame doesn’t mean you can send me out of the map." was accepted.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72816
 10.11.2012
From the Girls Forum:

3 years ago, just put an ass, knocked a guy, 22 years old, talked a week, calls to meet, and I don't know how to refuse. I agreed. God, go to the park. He goes, some nonsense carries, half an hour has passed, he asks: and we will kiss today? I got rid of it, Gray: No!
Let’s go... Horek somehow jumped over, he said to me, “Oh, I’m without flowers, but I’ll catch you!” And escaped in the bushes...
I didn’t think for a long time 😉

[ + 53 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72815
 10.11.2012
From the trends about names on dairy:
In our family there is a tradition: grandfather, grandfather and father, all Gennady Gennadyevich. The last of the Genes a number of years ago suddenly gave birth to a daughter (everyone was waiting for a son), and the family hanged. They thought first to name Galey, then the mom excavated some encyclopedia of names and found out that there is a female variant. and Gennady. I’m twenty-five, I’m a hundred percent fairy, and my name is GENA.
Hope, away from sin

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72814
 10.11.2012
xxxxxxxxxxx:
AlexPushkin has used skill %duel% on Dantes
AlexPushkin missed attack
Dantes deals 500 dmg
Dantes won
Yyy: AlexPushkin has left the game.
Lermontoff: A poet, a slave of honor has died.
Dantes was banned by Nicolas I.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №72813
 10.11.2012
Student: Why do we spend 5 minutes on an oral account at the beginning of each couple? Half a couple is wasted.
Teacher: 5 minutes = half pairs... Do you still doubt that you need an oral account?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72812
 10.11.2012
“I’ve noticed that some people use the ‘suka’ instead of the ‘black’ and the ‘black’ instead of the points.

You are right to fucking.

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №72811
 10.11.2012
Married to a German. We live in Germany.
He’s in the room, I’m in the kitchen. Here I hear the thunder of shootings and or in Russian - "Cover! The back! The outbreak! Go away!"
I am: O_o!!!!! to
I run into the room - and this ass is kidding the Russians! Destroy your lunch and translate it to me, or I don’t understand what the commander wants of me. (and under the nose) how well I married that...."
The fucking...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72810
 10.11.2012
Making a fly an elephant, they don't think about where to put his excrete afterwards.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №72809
 10.11.2012
Tonight’s Youth Radio Show. In the studio comes the essay: "My boyfriend asked to give her a cat, found such a beautiful one, and she changed her mind and does not want to take him. What to do with the animal?”
The Leader:
Well, I think the animal needs to be returned... to the parents, and the cat left to yourself.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72808
 10.11.2012
Yesterday was in tram with stretching, row and whistleblowing. In front of her was a roasted bleach with wrapped bandages with the middle fingers of her hands. In both hands! God is there and He hears me.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72807
 10.11.2012
The BDSM community:
XXX: Looking for Kiev
I am looking for a slender lower dog.
zzz: I am looking for a normal Verkhovna Rada (Ukraine)

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