Freezing of Coins
A: People don’t buy this.... on a bottle of 30! It freezes at -15! Bought 2 bottles by 2 people, in different shops! The price is 189 rubles. Manufacturer Shadrinsk Kurgan region. The car of Jaguar!
B: this is for a particular brand, look with the image of your car

Onliner: Should I cook the loops at the garbage pipes?

Alexander_: You need to clear everything that smells. This also applies to neighbors Alcatraz.

mmm: so the sexual path is not a path with linoleum, it is a good secas
I’ll catch you all on a good sequel.
Try to catch, first catch.
Burn: it's not bark it's a matter of eggs to run for sperm

There is a delivery of practical on the subject "construction and companying of PC", the predecessor takes all kinds of glands and accounts for them. The student (C) carries the food unit of the school (P):
Q: Here is the BP, the worker, the whole, what will you put for him?
P (considering BP): Well, I don't know, the conductors are short some, and he himself is small some.
C: Small but working
This is what you will tell your girlfriend.

xxx: At work, they were asked to make a list of employees to be dispatched and hang on the information board.
xxx: picked up, hanged and only after a while found the printing in the line "Ivanov I.I., the washer of the pot", after someone of our employees corrected the letter "o" to the letter "e")))

25.11.12 of the
People have become very busy for some reason: all cars.
Everyone has phones with the internet and tablets, probably everyone plays on the stock exchange and doesn’t miss any news.
There are so many more people with professional cameras around, apparently talented natgeo or RBC correspondents who don’t miss out on a single shot.
I probably have one weekend today.

xxx: PPZ... Now I went to VK, saw in the news advice: Do you not know how to quickly cool the tea?
There is one right way – just turn on the computer.
xxx: With sad "no fuck your mother" went to the kitchen to drink a cold tea :(

Hi, I am Max. From Sweden
Hello, I am Marina from Voronezh. Are you really from Germany?
Why did you think I was from Germany? You said you were from Switzerland.

The title on lente.ru. In New York for the first time in recent history
No violent crime was recorded.

Hitman: Absolution is on sale

You have four heads and you can’t come up with anything.
We are not a serpent.
The boss: yes, unlike him, you also have your ass.

The authority, regularly telling how it with the help of the Ministry of Defense steals billions and has nothing for it, demands something from the eighteen-year-old boy, which by the fact of birth they already, it turns out, owe. From the parent are taken taxes, he pays to kindergarten, to school, to the hospital... If, don’t give god, the child is seriously ill, then the circle is allowed a hat, and the state has no extra money to save the life of the child. There are summits, forums, shabashes, but there is no health for these debtors.

From Habr:

"Apple fired the card manager in iOS 6"

Umnik_ADS: “Apple fired Richard Williamson, who was responsible for iOS maps. Unfortunately, he could never find a way out of the office.”

Exhibition of the product with the customer.

They want us to demonstrate.
- Tell them that in our country demonstrations are prohibited!

I sell a large wooden computer table. Multifunctional, nice, home table!Very communicative! He loves people! I would leave it for myself, but moving forces you to break up with a friend! The price for such a large piece of happiness is only 550 UAH -the money will go to develop tables in another city!Do not be unhealthy, shelter others!

There comes a wicked nurse who dreamed of catching the girl on non-compliance with the prohibitions.

You do not mind writing about honey to a sister who wanted your wife and your child not to burn alive! Do you know what kinds of hospitals are? And how do a dozen other teasers have to influence it?
The Hate.

"accidentally inserted a charger in the usb and crushed the mother"
The fucking barbarians.
For some reason, children are not brought to the hospital with the words: you know, I wanted to help the child eat, but accidentally pushed a spoonful into his ass at the very hand, now he does not want to eat.

My vibrator doesn’t work!
M: Is it worth it?

In Russia, everyone believes in the end of the world 21.12.2012
...
They continue to celebrate the New Year.

About the weather in Moscow and not only: I seem to have understood what the coming end of the world will be. If last time there was a great flood, this time there will be a great flood. By the 21st of December, just sleep all and all the same layer :)

Why is Peter right away?
yyy: if you look at it, then on the video you can see that on the edges of the road part is a rebrick and not a border