Born at work, during a dispute:
Previously Tefal thought of you, now Google.
Google is thinking about you.

The U.S. State Court has filed a lawsuit: “American African Americans against Photographers of the World” over the racist term “white balance.”

Oh my dear, my back hurts.
YYY - I know one way
Your back should be in a horizontal position and in contact with the bed. At the same time, under the influence of an external source (call it X), as well as the influence of the force of friction in certain places of your body from this source, your back must make progressive movements with an amplitude of oscillation of several degrees. During these progressive movements, your back will also be subjected to a slight friction, which promotes the expansion of blood in the nodular points, which create pain in the lumbar region.
Over time, the amplitude of your body’s movement should attain a certain rhythm and also accelerate slightly relative to the start of the procedure, thus completing the wave effect that should arise at this time.
Loud and frequent breaths contribute to the flow of oxygen into the cells, which should also contribute to the positive outcome of our treatment.

It’s fun when you enter the neighboring cabinet with a loud voice: “Your horses have swallowed, all the Swiss chocolate has been eaten!”!", you take a piece of chocolate and when you go out you understand that I said it not to my colleagues at work, but to experts from Switzerland, who have tasted this chocolate... They know Russian very well.)))

XXX: Imagine the universe collapsing, and then what?
Yyy: The voice from the parash: “Suka, who divided by zero?”
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Where is it at all?
Yyy: The earth probably.

I go to the office today and think about something. I am passing by a guard who reads the newspaper. Suddenly they shouted to me:
Where does KikiMor live?
I: What is her name?
I want a vacation!

At Sportmaster, baseball bits are sold with a ball!
Yyy : Why?

The highest pilot of a blonde is to pretend she is stupid.

A big ass doesn’t bother a woman, especially when that ass belongs to a girlfriend.

At work came cloudy and angry.
Grow up on a chair.
Totally incapable of work.
Even if you are disabled.
Do not sleep, do not sleep.
Or send a three-storey?
I have nothing to work today.
I am working very hard.
No need to ask, come in.
I’ll probably come to you someday.
Do not call me anymore:
Go to P@Zu
You are in Monaco, don’t you feel ashamed?
I read anecdotes all day.
Fuck me, I can’t see.
I will not work today.
I am a psychiatric hospital client.
Do not be angry with me, Peterson.
If something happens to the Inuit,
I'm probably going to squeeze the slugs right here.

Are you on a car or electric train today?
Tagged: on foot
11 on the bus.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY And since there are a lot of clumsy girls in short shirts, sometimes there are 111.

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in the university buffet.
Lunch and student crowds. A long row with leaves, gallery. A buffeter, a heavy-duty man of the 50s, distributes pasta and pasta, jokes with girls.
A grey-haired old man departs from the stand, and holding a canvas and a strange bag in his hands, he seeds to a free place.
The buffet changes in the face. With a scream, "Again!Again!" he pulls out of the glass with the appliances a huge table knife, and, kicking off the road the cashier, rushes to catch the old man.
The turn goes down. There is no pause.
The buffetman, taking turns, runs to the old woman who sits relentlessly at the table, drinks something, handes him a knife and slowly returns to the stand.
Then again breathe out.
The old man gets an apple from a pack.

Viewed in Foreign Formspring.
What is bad in you?
The Dublesburger. He is still in me.

The Wife:
“Oh, I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to use a member during sex.
The husband:
As long as you use mine.

xxx: this frame was so pleased that the phone survived that he wrote a thank you letter to the floor toilet manufacturer for the hole in their toilets already being the width of his mobile phone

xxx:Please advise a hairdresser where they can cut well and can give advice on choosing a haircut
yyy: Military Command

The signing of the Schengen Agreement by the Minister of European Integration
France seemed that the word "Schengen" was not very sounding for the name.
such an epoch. The Luxembourg government has failed
with an eye, offered two other, to choose, settlements of the Duchy:
Stradbredimus and Kokelshauer. The French lag behind.

He printed the application for dismissal, forgot to put the signature, put the boss on the table and left. In a minute, write in aska - and write? I thought that the dismissal traditions here are very strange and replied that I don’t want now.

Fuck the contact:
Lightning is the weapon of the Greek gods, if you did not know.
The Greeks? Ahaha, the gods of nuts?! to

We got a mortgage from a man with the name Zeus.
XXX Live in Chelyabinsk
YYY: O_O
Yyy: Seeing really very bad in Greece
xxx :D

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