Shaking the eyes of a strange woman, the man always secretly hopes that everything will be somehow different, although always the same.

He’s the kind of person who can ask, ‘Do you want a cake with berries?’ and bring you a tomato with crème battute.

In the army, like in the kindergarten, every day, shit!

I received a message from "Sb-Bank" that my card was blocked. What should I do if I didn’t have it?

I talk to a girl and I fall in love with her. But I don’t want love, man, what should I do?

You really don’t want love. For example, I am not in love with anyone, and I am sad. I dream of falling in love, but I am like yesterday’s bread, and if I could feel the same for a moment as you, I would be happy. Therefore, open your heart, let feelings in it, and you will see how the world becomes brighter, how you breathe easier, how something truly important appears in your life.
It will be like GTA. You sunbath, you can't think about anything anymore, you spend all the time with her, because you are so interested. You play for a long time, but after a while, having studied it fully, having passed all the missions, you start to cool. You still for some time in the inertia pursue the city, arrange shootings with cops, but it is clearly not easy to do. Then you just hit it and wait for the next part. Well, when the next part is smaller than the previous one. But as a rule, only the schedule becomes better, and the missions are becoming more murderous and the legends are becoming more primitive. And then you lose it, and you stop playing and wait for new parts, so if you see x-box somewhere in the guests, you just spend a couple of minutes, and that's all. Often it is less. Alright somehow.

Alexander got up in the morning, ate a light breakfast prepared by his wife, put the dishes in the dishwasher invented by Josephine Cochrane, joined the Vaya Fai based on the Hedi Lamar principle, opened a program operating by programming invented by Ada Lovelace and written by women, opened canned dishes prepared by Hope Skin, filled them with chocolate biscuits invented by Ruth Wakefield, sprayed all of this coffee cleansed by the Merritt Benz method, and printed: “Women are a debilitated sex.”

The hurricane destroyed the White House and buried the entire Obama family under the rubble.
The whole of America is in mourning. Many came to the ruins with flowers, candles...
Quentin Tarantino brought the “Storage of Dead Negroes.”

From Discovery Channel:
Hi Tom, I'm glad you came, but I'm catching a fish, so leave.

Do you know when your girlfriend is a doctor?
She knows that during sex a bunch of hormones are released, including painkillers. A headache will never hurt you.

How exactly said my 4-year-old daughter: Give this paper to your boss, who is working with you

I always dreamed that one day, by mistake, a strange girl will call me and offer to do nonsense together.

XXX is Hi! Atomic you positive, nuclear sex, cosmic love!! to
YYY: Judging by how small atoms, harmful nuclear sex and unrealistic cosmic love - you are not good wishes!

The essence of female nature.
It is always said that men do not drop the chair. Although they should be glad that it was raised at all...

Life is a game, but after 2 liters of vodka is a step-by-step strategy.

Yesterday I was fucking with a model for two hours!
2: O_o
Well, the right wing does not get up in its place and everything is here - even if you are crushed.
2: A... you are about the model of the aircraft.
1: And what else? I followed that foolish model from the 'star' with the ships attached.
2: Well of course... ships are not that... sorry, I need to under the table :))) 

XXXX: Prostokvasino: I have been tormented since childhood by the question...
XX: This is "Uncle Fedor"... can talk.
He is a dog, he can talk too.
This is a cat, he too.
XX: And these are cows. They are stupid and cannot talk.
How is it, fucking!!? to

WOW: How do you imagine? You feed the cow, and she is like this: “Let’s get on, Uncle Fedor, more rhythmic than my nipples!”

Intelligent life is the creation of Chaos. Its main task is the purposeful destruction of everything it will encounter. This short (compared to the multi-billion-year-old universe) step towards complicating matter was a necessity to accelerate the processes of universe destruction and create even greater Chaos.

Logical thinking is the lower form of thinking... Evidence is the development of the computer. Machines are initially logical, and on the basis of this logic neural networks are built. The essence of neural systems is intuitive thinking, direct comparison of cause and effect (that is, what we call signs). Man, being initially intuitive, deliberately traps himself into the limits of limited logical thinking. This proves that intelligent life seeks simplification (increasing entropy or chaos).

BBB, what was it? O_O

We had a philosophy today. I decided to create a new teaching. I will call it annihilism... or chaos. Not yet decided.
by wog39

Starget: Ahvit, there were elections in the United States, and I learned about it from the new South Park series.

by Novosib. Announcement on the wall of the university:
- I will rent a two-room in good condition after repair to two or three strong guys without rental for up to 5 years. Two mandatory conditions: pay the utility payments on time; all those who come and seek Sigismund Isaacovich must answer that there are no more residents here.
The Tel...

And you say "Chelyabinsk!"

What it looks like from the side of the bush: "A creature cares about me as a loved one, feeds and protects me. Per I can trust him with my children... Oh, how he rejoices with them... Oh God! He ate my children.

On the contrary, the sweeter the fruit, the sooner it will be eaten, take the seeds to a new place and, together with the fertilizer, put out to germinate. Plants use you, but they don’t know about drainage.