Putin on the way broke a car near the psychiatrist, while the car was repaired he went out to breathe fresh air. The crazy man shows him his fist from the window. Putin has his fist. He has two fingers. Putin turned his finger at the whisky, said the fool and left. He tells Medvedev, he was such a fool, he was a fist for me and I for him, he was two for me, I was twisted by the whisky, he was a fool. And the madman there tells him: Putin saw. I show him, keep Russia stronger. He shows me, I hold. I hold him with two hands, and he shows me “brain is missing.”

I work in the factory. This morning it turned out that the entire inventory had been forgotten to hand over to storage. My boss is crushing: "Hey, how is it? They could steal! I am empty! I decided to reassure her, said that one machine weighs 7kg, it will not work out for the pass (every package and a large bag is checked there). She looked at me with such a big look and killed me with the answer: "Ola, we stole a concrete mixer a month ago. by day. And no one noticed anything." Everything went to its place.

KpakaguJL

I liked how swimming was described yesterday. I quote.
Phelps came first, Lochte second, NORMAL people took place from third to eighth (c) )))))

We sit with my mom in the kitchen, talking about pets (my rats she was afraid of, but cleaned cages). I have a fear of insects.
When your children want a spider, you’ll also clean it.
I: If my children want a spider, they will live alone.
M: Yes, I will give you one!
I: Well then my grandmother.
M: No, she won't agree, we've already tried to have a hamster with Andrew (brother), she's against.
I: Mom, when I have children, you will be their grandmother.

What are your plans for the weekend?
Plans are many. All are useful.
I bought a fun one. 500ml of adrenaline, incredible sensations and bright emotions.
A delayed kefir?

Alkazar: A neighbor’s boy called me out for a fight with water pistols. I just write this message while the water is boiling in the pot.
Jakonda: boil the oil – it’s cooler...
Jakonda: the heat intensity is greater and the boiling temperature is also...
Alkazar: I am afraid the gun will not withstand
Jakonda: and it is also desirable under pressure in the gun to drive and boil already in the gun, so degrees to 500 I think you can catch up
When the meat is dropped, it will be removed from the bones.

lx> in a dark night
lx> in the black-black corridor on the way to the toilet
lx> black and black shoe shelf
lx> with black shoes
lx> with black shoes
lx> blinking my yellow-yellow eyes
lx> no, then I realized that the cat was sitting there...

Everyone saw on the asphalt a melt "...the name...! I love you!" Question: Why does the inscription last for years, and the road marking is wiped out over the season?

3yko: Our staff is not threatened with dismissal. She’s very carnivorous and the CEO is just melting from her phrases like “I’m on a signature to a brilliant director.”

According to the RTR now advertising of the film: "At the river two banks". Cap went to the directorial.

The boss is locked up and appears to be hysterical.
Today accidentally learned that his - the director of the enterprise, a healthy 40-year-old man - the staff calls in the corner Pavlusha)))
How inaccurate it was ?

In the courtyard, a 4-year-old boy with a candy Chupa-Chupsa in his hands. He is taught to share with everyone, so there is a conversation between him and two aunts:
“Aunt Irra, do you want to...chupachops?”
No, thank you
The boy talks to another aunt:
Do you want to squeeze?
Eat it yourself.
The aunt laughs, and the boy goes offended and says:
I don’t care, you don’t want to suck.

From Skype:
What did you not answer yesterday?
Yyy - was engaged in the philological dispute
XXX is oh! Knowing you, I’m afraid to guess what was discussed.
yyy - The central question of the Russian elegant vocabulary - the combined or separate writing of the word "nahuy"

0 to 14:23
XXX is Hi! Can you help me with the code? Very needed!
0 to 14:38
Sorry, I am very busy.
0 to 15:49
YYY: Listen, are you leaving my song? It’s boring, nothing to do.
0 to 16:05
xxx is?! to
0 to 16:14
Sorry, the window is wrong.
0 to 16:22
XXX is!!! to

Blonde:Hello 02.08.12 06:31
I: What am I busy with? 02.08.12 06:31
Blonde: work 2.08.12 06:31
I: Is it a advice or an order? ? 02.08.12 06:32
Blonde: No, you asked what I was busy with, and I answered work. I am busy 2.08.12 06:32
I am aaa... It is clear! ?

Wife: Brilla piszu... cut off
Wife: Brilla’s leg has cut off.
And just try not to fuck me after that today.
Wife: How did you accept it?

C forum, the topic is called "what to poison "
Mom needs to be treated.
I sit and think that could mean "toxicating the Operating System" (((

The 2nd Devil:

In the "European Union"
A 50-year-old woman buys a memory card for a digital device. With her a girl aged 15-16. Well, the consultant showed them everything, established, broke the check. And here he asks:
I wonder, why do you need a map? You have one right now.
And it is filled.

and pause. The consultant looked at the other and said nothing to them!!! to
And they went away, happy with the purchase! ?

I wonder how many of them have such "filled" memory cards at home? ))))))))

Can I use only one card? You did not think that it is possible that they are tourists and they really have finished the space on the memory card, and to sit and pick up on a small digital screen, oh how uncomfortable, and you still want to do a lot of photos? Once I got into this situation, so I always have a spare battery and memory card in my bag.

The neighbor does not drink alcohol for the third day. Tormented everyone with healthy lifestyle advice and ridicule about the harmful foods that everyone eats.

I'm not going to marry you :D
YYY: Okay
xxx: Hey, then you should have been upset, crying and saying I am a heartless creature :D yyy: aaa
Forgive me stupid.
You are a heartless creature!