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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №60906
 06.03.2012
XXX: I think I was wrong.
YYY: This is the Internet. Somebody is always wrong...

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60905
 06.03.2012
I went to the car today, decided to smoke, opened the window and in a second got to the fucking half a bowl of dirty water from the opposite car.

[ + 42 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60904
 06.03.2012
Shhas on the first channel showed Pugacheva in the navy.mama:"here is she, Seelar Moon in 50 years"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60903
 06.03.2012
SMS from my sister:
– Rom, and you don’t know by chance, the contacts stored on the phone, in the battery, or in the phone itself?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №60902
 06.03.2012
Our lawyer in tears, the bugs brought him a note, there is a lot of everything, but the most beautiful thing is here:
"... and finally tell the programmers what they would do to you. The graphs are such that no new ones are filled every time, but that you can choose, even if it is not there. and what would the program itself choose, when they need them, those you need there..."

I got a brain discharge, in my eyes there is no question.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №60901
 06.03.2012
I often have the impression that all the topics about cars discussed in the forums, even those that discuss German and Italian supercars, end up with one thing - a shit, and the Volga factory should die.

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60900
 06.03.2012
The guy, who was sitting with a girl at the main bus station of Rostov on March 4 at 5 p.m. and brought her into indescribable enthusiasm, forced her to whisper relentlessly, in general, delighted in every way, hitting a bottle of mineral on his knee (why his leg scratched)..but with such an unhappy face that it is simply impossible not to ask: fuck you need all this??? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60899
 06.03.2012
Matich: Three men died during the election campaign in Moscow
eugene386: Prokhorov, Zyuganov and Zhirinovsky

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60898
 06.03.2012
I: Well, how is your new vacuum cleaner in your car?
Fucking like a light!
I: In the sense?
It is not soaked!!( by

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №60897
 06.03.2012
xxx: and other words that do not incline - foemenko, anger, coffee, mother-in-law, protector.

Yyy: There is no salvation from this mother-in-law, anger is lacking.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60896
 06.03.2012
Ironically, the only country in the world that does not allow international observers to attend the elections is the United States of America.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60895
 06.03.2012
Letter to the agent:

D is by 14:51) :
MaAam

I am (14:52) :
No money

D is by 14:52 :
and (

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60894
 06.03.2012
I went and bought a helicopter today. by Sam. to myself. Without a revenge. Be a man, buy a helicopter.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №60893
 06.03.2012
Lesson
The attention! The "fair elections" service is not available in your region.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60892
 06.03.2012
Last night I found the phone.I think I need to call the owner, the chocolate will fall. The owner calls him in the morning. I am such:
I found your phone, you need to get it from me. I can go there and there, in so many things.
Life is full of idiots, but I did not expect such a response. My aunt says:
I cannot today! I am lazy to go somewhere. Bring him home to me!
The dream of chocolate disappeared.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60891
 06.03.2012
Iamdexy: There was an accident, nothing was documented. A month later, a letter came to appear in the group of examination in the GAI at the place of dtp. He was nowhere. The car is in search. If I get stopped in office, what will happen?
Forex: For professional filmologists, this is called a clutch.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №60890
 05.03.2012
Guaranteed stability at the price of development.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №60889
 05.03.2012
I really like the FIZFAK MGU. Presentation of Optics:
What do we do with the constant?
............
Sorry what did you say? I did not hear
............
Yes is right! Differentiate and kill.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №60888
 05.03.2012
Oh well! Reply to! You are 3.5 people who voted for Mironov!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60887
 05.03.2012
XX: Do you close the console?
As usual, the cross.
XXX: the cross is not Orthodox
xxx: have to "exit" write
YYY: Is it not Orthodox to blaspheme with the Cross? '0_o`

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