Seven days of birth in five days can easily end in my funeral.

xxxh: when we arrived in Tajikistan I saw a man who wrote once a week in an immigration questionnaire in the sex field =)
I can write with my netbook only.

I’m a man and I’m fucking fucking in the ass. collapse from there. It is somehow pederasty.
I don't understand those men who fuck in the ass and I don't understand the babies who give (except for the prostitute)

Pound_izyma: are you not bothered by menstruation? They usually come from the place where, I understand, you fucking fuck.

Alexandra: They are embarrassed. I leave the girl in peace for these days. Let the natural process go peacefully.

Q. Do not fuck her when she meets her.

4itatel_lj: They are the ones)))))

Ahahhahah brought a notepad poured with water. it was cleaned, turned on, the aska started, and there was the last phrase: aaaaah I poured water on the notebook!!!!!!!!!! Damn this shit in the service now (((

I cleaned my ears.
How loud is the mouse.

MrD: I have a local employee working here.
MrD: A jacket from a jacket! Ahahahahah

On the demotivators, a picture with the girls from magazines glued to the wall, a signature of the type "you can only glue the body so". I am sorry "I can’t do it any more". A year as married.

I used to think I was a crapper. but no, I have "curls so cute, straight like Sherlock"

Swimming with the baby’s wife.
Why do we shower our kids every day? We do not wash ourselves every day.
It’s so bad that you don’t wash every day.

so, dear xxx and yyy, claiming that after absinthe in the morning there is no stank and smells of herbs...you are sure you drank absinthe??? I have such a feeling in my mouth after the absinthe that the green fairy put a bunch there and died of shame.

xxx> Tantes are so positive in their department. called, I come, they say - the system hangs at all, and I am not guilty, even porn sites have not been there. It usually starts every morning.
xxx> both at 40-45 years :D

Conversation with a professional driver.
You don’t know what it’s like to burn on a charged car. It’s drive, it’s adrenaline, it’s boiling blood! You will not be able to live without it!
- They went with me on a winter flight on a forestry. I guarantee you a full ass of such high-proof adrenaline, from which atheists urgently become believers, are baptized and in vain try to remember "Our Father".))))

The cat lay down on the noteboard, placed his legs and face to the grid of the radiator, and with a human voice said: "Humble, you see, I am cold!"

Response to Mosquito:

Attention to the question to the sincere people - do you all have a philological education in the Russian language? How do you teach Russians how to speak and write? Require respect for your language – learn to respect another language

The British write Defense, the Americans Defense, and no one accuses anyone of disrespecting each other. Why are you so uncomfortable that neighbors have a different literary norm? To me personally, how you say - but "because of Ukraine". We will talk as we like.

Fleming in that shell.

XXX is Hi!
I count on your knowledge of English.)
Translate a phrase of three words ;)
"Fuck me a bit" so it sounds like a conversation))
Yyy: Love Me Tender

Olka: Have you seen me at least once during home "spa-procedure"? Lady Gaga is nervously crushing her meat suit! :D

The United States intends to continue to fight terrorism across the globe.

> A little bit of liquidity:
Between 1959 and 1997, the United States carried out 5,780 terrorist attacks against Cuba. Of these, 804 terrorist attacks were massive, and 78 resulted in thousands of civilian casualties.

The terrorist attacks on Cuba killed 3,478 Cubans, and 2,999 people remained paralyzed for life. From 1959 to 2003, 61 illegal seizures of aircraft and ships were carried out. Between 1961 and 1996, 67 economic objects and the population on them were shot by naval ships.

The CIA headed 299 militant groups of 4,000 people. They are responsible for 549 murders and thousands of wounds. In 1971, biological aggression killed 500,000 pigs. In 1981, the introduction of the bleeding dengue fever caused the infection of 344,203 people, the deaths of 158 people, of which 101 were children. On July 6, 1982, 11,400 people were infected.

by Lenta.ru
At the end of January this year, Ukraine for the first time in several years was forced to become an importer of electricity. Kiev stopped energy exports to Belarus and Moldova and began to buy electricity from Russia.

The shortage of energy in Ukraine arose after the fall of the support of the power transmission line in the Zaporozhye region. The collapse of the support occurred due to the fact that the metallurgy collectors filed parts of the structure. As a result of the incident, the Zaporozhye nuclear plant was forced to stop one of the six power units and reduced production.

I offer the fools who cross the road in the wrong places to always have a note with them, so that the forensic expert can read: "The driver is not to blame, I am a fool who crosses the road in the wrong places."

The low passability of my car is compensated by a balloon in the luggage.