The duet of Baskov and Serdyukki on New Year’s TV is, of course, direct propaganda of heterosexuality.

The simplest explanation was long ago:

Excuse me is when they’re about to do shit.
I am sorry, I have already done.

Killing power
(Episode on a plane when horns and fears fly to America)

The New Year was completely without snow.
SMS of congratulations:
May the Horse bring much happiness this year. How much snow outside the window, so much heat in your home..."

Congratulations on freezing!

If the government makes December 31 a working day again, we will go to work on June 12 in protest. Repair brigade with perforators.

From the Pornhub:
Does anyone know what music is playing at the end of the video? =) is
You seem to be a router with a pornographic lab. Here you will be told the name of the actress from the photo of the nipple in the resolution of 20X20, rather than the name of the song at the end of the film)

The secret agent leads a double life. Even his beloved boss and five remarkable subordinates do not realize that he is an exemplary family man.

On the way to the bathroom, my husband said, “Don’t postpone for tomorrow what you can postpone today.” and locked there. Delayed...

New Year’s dreams come true. Decorated the tree on December 31. I think where to take colored glasses or bushes (the tree is small, on the table stands) to pour on the table - in 10 minutes the ceiling from the luster broke - dust wiped out. The yellow.

@di_halt: When launching a Chinese light bulb, it is supposed to guess a wish. Everyone usually has only one desire. Go up, fuck up!

New Year’s TV Producers.
I’ve been searching for a long time, but I only found it at you. Thanks for a year. Until the next GN.

Discussion of "Adult" pictures.

DrGluck: Bailey is just a soul and an angel when compared to the dwarfs-amputants who carry each other with their bowls.

Rara_avis: Have you also watched the New Year’s Lightning on the First?

5 minutes before the NH, on the screen appears you know who.
When will you get your socks?

Fuck, this is where my cat has such a foolish habit – I go to the sorting room to sit down, joke, think about the fate of mankind. And he fucking followed in and cried. solidarity of the proletariat. He puts a bunch and proudly goes away. I sit down smell. Give up. Maybe these jokes are so ridiculous from a human point of view, only understandable by cats? :D

In the questionnaires on dating sites you need to introduce a new gradation
Between, "there is experience, lived together" and "there are children".
Graduation "we had a common cat/dog"

Are you talking about New Year’s Miracle? The horse-shaped magnetic was passed n a number of times and returned to the first donor for the New Year! How do you think of this miracle?

On the television now a Moscow bomb in the chamber: I found two cockroaches with ivory, red and black. The police are right and are upset that you, the bombers, are already very upset...

Wife: New Year is here, where is my new gadget?
I: What do you want? and :)
Wife: Pulled, in the floor

In the afternoon, before going out to the city for shopping, the wife applied makeup. Time evening, a new exit is scheduled, this time for a New Year party with friends. I see, again sat down with all the battery of cosmetics, bringing beauty.
I wonder if you’ve already painted it?
This is how I wear evening makeup.
To be seen in the dark? and :)

He turned away from the tap.

31 December. The longest queues in bread stores.

Why are women’s toilets 10 times longer than women’s toilets? This mystery doesn’t give me peace...you eat less like that
WOW: It’s all simple: you have 3 cabins and 5 pissuars. We only have 3 cabins. You have 8 people at the same time, of whom 5 do not need to take off the pants, and we have 3.
Fuck, do you know the meaning of life?