Guardians of the Galaxy 2 – New Trailer

Oh, again on the hairy blue robot.
Yyy: Well, you can shake on the hairy green robot.
Zzzz: Drugs like everything - on a tree.
For Kristen Stewart?

= the reduction
The sister, when she was learning to write faster, missed the vocals, and the familiar text is then decoded very quickly. Like in Hebrew. So, let’s say, the expression "zp chштс" is immediately understandable.

X: Did you scream at a man for calling you at night?
X: Enter into his position. Call him back at five in the morning and apologize.

We sit at work, grinding the granite of bioinformatics, according to official instructions. The letter with the theme "Festing "March" - astute colleagues, in order not to run twice, decided to melt gender holidays. The colleague explodes: his inner perfectionist suggested that if you merge February and March, then March will not work. I was upset and silent, it happens. After a while, he solemnly proclaims: Ready! I am thrilled in anticipation of the results – he had to do something on a joint project. There are four options! And he lists four variants of the reciprocal intersection of two words, with indignation stating that if colleagues can’t “baptize” two months what can be expected from them in scientific terms. Author of a bunch of steep scientific articles with a hill above the roof.

Xx: I miss you.
YYY: From the hero?
Xx: No, that is all. has passed.

They graze, sow and build us, they mostly reproduce, while creative thinkers invent the engine of the space express.

My experience shows that it is worth the creative thinker to start smelling (due to the absence in the radius of influence of a cheap enough collective farmer), as in a week he invented a motoblock from a crap, and in a month - a robot. And if it goes five years, then it will lead to a working prototype.

M is motivation.

And, yes, it should be added separately that in some organizations even tocars with higher education. Because it is not only the knowledge in the crystalline structure of what you scratch with the cutter, but also the special level of responsibility injected in the course of receiving that. Without it, the missiles do not fly.

Listen, a magical smoke came out of your charging. Without magic smoke, the charger does not work.

An excerpt from the movie “Mad Max” on Youtube with an epic scene of chasing in the desert accompanied by a mad guitarist. And the comment below: "This is a documentary about how the Internet was turned off in Australia for a month".

The Ancient Greeks

...There were no fitness clubs then, moreover, a woman caught trying to copy athletes, could be betrayed to ostracism as a ruthless girl (from the sport shape then there was only a tunic without underwear, well or the costume of Eve)

Women in many ancient Greek cities-states engaged in physical exercises and even competed in running at specially held games. In Athens, during their peak (at the time of Pericles), women's sports were limited to a minimum, while another patriarchal society, Sparta, encouraged women's sports.

The literary normative:

In Russian, smells really "hear". This is a literary norm, and it is everywhere. Examples of Gumilev (going through the huts of the Galasses, you hear the smell of a ladana) and L.N. Tolstoy. Closer to the 21st century is, for example, in Viktor Afanasiev. If you hear such a smell cuts your hearing, you’ve just read little.

Yes is? And Ozhegov for some reason says that “hear” in the meaning of “feel” is a conversational form, not a literary one. And do you not know that words have obsolete meanings?

XXX: A movie about a black gay teenager? Did I remember everything?
YYY: Are you against black or gay?
XXX: I am against teenagers!! to

"Omsk prison closed because of children’s enthusiasm for video games instead of crimes".

Cho is cool. Will they kill everyone in Postal and GTA? And the bread.

here here :

In Russian, smells really "hear". This is a literary norm, and it is everywhere. Examples of Gumilev (going through the huts of the Galasses, you hear the smell of a ladana) and L.N. Tolstoy. Closer to the 21st century is, for example, in Viktor Afanasiev. If you hear such a smell cuts your hearing, you’ve just read little.

I read not so much, the expression "listen (hear) smell" was met many times, and I learned that this is a literary norm 30 years ago. It still cuts both the ear and the eye. I can’t do anything with the fact that in my head the word “listen” and its derivatives in my head are firmly associated with acoustic sensations, and with odor – no, even crying. It dissonates. Therefore, in everyday speech I am satisfied with the grounded terms "smell"/"feel", and meeting the term "hear" (smell) I innerly tremble from my own imperfection.

by Bojan

“You’ll bring me to the white knee.”
> A scare for African Americans on the go...

You know, very likely. If you believe the Old Sabbath, here it is.

I asked one cute African woman why mothers are frightening children here. Expecting a response
about the zombies and how to do it with them, but the girl, laughing, replied: "Yes, you and
We are scared.” Per this is due to the fact that the dead African
Lighter than the living, and therefore Europeans are like the living dead.

The more we love a woman, the more a woman she is.

There is such a very beautiful animal - Ascydia. This marine vertebrate animal, like humans, relates to the Horde. It has brain structures and spinal cord.
So the peculiarity of ascydia is that it for a long time wandered through the vast ocean and finding a favorable place to live does simply - it eats its brain.
And rightly, why does it have a brain if it’s all right?! to

Here I sit and think, does this rule not work for our deputies?

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Comment on a YouTube video with the newly invented robot:

V.G I watched it calmly until the end. I think, in the case of a robot uprising, at least this will not get to us - the wreckage, bad roads, the sixth floor, the elevator will not work forever.
For centuries I felt safe.
Then he jumped.

“The Japanese are generally polite and never respond with refusal. If you offer him to blow up Tokyo tomorrow, he will thank you for the honor and apologize for being very busy tomorrow. Although it will always do everything in its own way, for example, it will release your intestines. But very polite and without this our shame.” <C>

There are no sex games? At the end of the game, you stop being a virgin. or, even if you die from sexual exhaustion (dreamingly raised your eyes to the sky)

Prostoniktakoy: Hi
I am your curator in the game Blue Whale
The first step is to touch your ass.