XXX: I personally know a couple of girls with big breasts and shaggy brains.

YYY: And the two men?

xxx: what they advertise the Terminator every five minutes
YYY: not hiring
XXX: We’re going to get rid of it, what to worry about

From the forum:
People, don't tell me where to find or download the Japanese animated anime "Hentai"? And whoever I do not ask, no one has heard, knows or seen.

When you go to a girl, you need to have 5 things.
The first is a bottle of good wine.
The second is a box of candy.
the third, fourth and fifth are sold in one package)))))

Germany confirmed the sale of Opel to Sberbank, Magna and the GAZ Group "It was previously that in case of success of the deal, the Russian plants of the GAZ Group" will produce cars Opel instead of the Volga Siber."
The new Opel emblem will be a deer with a lightning coming out of his ass?

XX: Do you understand in the sword?
Yes, I ate the dog!

Those who send SMS to paid numbers in order to find out the results of the test for their IQ level:

Divide the resulting number by 2.

The guy (P) talks to his jealous girlfriend (D):
Q: - Manny, I promise, if we want to sleep with a girl, we will only do it with three.
What if I want to sleep with a guy?
Q: Then we’ll get a p*d.

Age of woman.
15-16 years old: What a beautiful boy I met on the street today.
18 years old: I will definitely find a super guy – a beautiful, smart, wealthy, preferably the son of an oligarch, with an offgenic car, a huge apartment, he will carry me on his arms, crazy love, drive every month to the Maldives...
21 years old: Well not necessarily the son of an oligarch, just that the apartment was, the car was normal, the earnings were not bad, and that he loved me of course...
25 years old: To find a normal guy, that at least not drink a lot, and not a drug addict, well, and not a shit of course...
Thirty Years: Cheat Me Anyone!

P.S Girls, I’m waiting for a response.

"Did we have a cow rage? Salmonella in eggs? The chicken flu? Now the pig... what else to wait for?Only the fish of schizophrenia remains..."
(c of the forum)

Send a friend SMS:
"Hello to Pedro! Forget about 150! and"
Friend - Pakanov, in the phone as "Paka".
Report has arrived. Fuck it!! to
"Delivered to: Father"
I am fucking!! to

KLIM (04:30:59 30/05/2009)
Offline message (29.05.2009 19:16:07)
Short time, you send SMS with the text pishem 35 to the number 6008 take 35 copies and you get 35 rubles on a mobile phone! Checked money is coming!I have already 280 rubles, I'll tell you later until the end and so far try it!! to

trolls (04:34:17 30/05/2009)
Time is short, you take a comrade, go to the kitchen, ask a comrade to pick up the refrigerator, dry your fingers under it and the comrade sharply releases the refrigerator on your hands, so that you, SUCK, can NEVER be engaged in such an affair again!!! No one else is doing it anymore!!! I’ll tell you until the end, and then try it.

Today in the universe (in the financial faculty) witnessed a remarkable, in my opinion, episode.
In the hallway stands a crowd of students, a person of 60 (I realized that one of the senior courses in full). I pass by, from the fragments of what I have heard, I understand that they now have to be counted in writing. At this moment, the door to one of the audiences opens in front of me, from there, the prede appears and invites everyone to enter.
And here all this crowd, actively working with their elbows, struggles sharply inside almost on each other's heads - in the desire to take the last seats.(In addition, the girls in this social competition look clearly more physically prepared than the young people.)
When the whole horde, striking each other, enters the auditorium, there are only three guys left in the hallway. They look at each other for a few seconds, and then one of them says the following:
I don’t know, guys, we’ve stopped it or we know it all.

He made interesting conclusions for himself:
0.5 coli - 30 rubles
0.5 Miracle yogurt - 40 rubles
Gold barrel classic - 24 rubles
Our state is uniting us.

...
yyy(17:57 ) :
Daddy
Gathered to decorate the door.
He stopped her in the kitchen.
Drilled
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If anything, then they mix the paint in small turns with the help of a drill.The fool laughs at what he does not know.

Talk about men on dating sites:
Yesterday at 17:22
Such a strange idea in men about "girls without complexes". I spoke with one, he was so, tired of bars, all the classics of "old good" under the blanket, and I disappointed that in porn did not dream, and they don't take in their mouth, they don't sleep with their friends, they don't recognize the strapon. He asks me what I am, and I say, I am really without complexes at all. You want to have a dog in front of your eyes torture, masturbation, lesbian relationships, three and a group! He asked me a little about the dogs and then said, “No.” I am looking for a girl for a serious relationship, and you are somewhat ugly 😉))

Let’s require cellular operators to launch the service "AntiGudok"! In any case, let us listen to the normal phone whispers, and not the abortions of the modern bubble industry!

:((( watched now the tectonic dancing... I so 10 years ago in the school and the disco danced, everyone said that the kitchen was something and not a dance... and now it is a tectonic.. :(((

Democracy is when all power belongs to the people.
All power belongs.

Today’s children don’t understand, oh, don’t understand. She will call
pleasant memories of today's adults - if they are at least blurred
They remember their childhood.
Now my daughter Tatiana is a solid adult lady. She is married, and
She has two children who are already finishing school. In 1973, she
It was only six years.
She went to the kindergarten preparatory group. A little more, and in
The school! In the garden she was very interesting: she sang in the choir, then studied.
Nature on the street and in the living corner, then played in salts and classics. toys
It’s full of what you want – and it doesn’t matter that many of them are broken. No is
Childhood and a story.
Five days a week, while adults work - kindergarten. In the weekend we are all
The family visited. I don’t even know what a little dance is more.
I like to go to the garden or visit. Once upon a time, it was
shortly before the New Year) she saw in her guests the miracle of then-technology -
The magnetofone. These are the magnets of yesterday. Then they were
Not everyone, they were objects of lust, envy.
When she came home, Danny started crying. She could not talk about
Other than the magnetic. He repeated only one phrase:
I want the microfone (she spoke that word) to be there.
We are home!
We could only reassure her in one way: promise to give her a gift.
Microphone for the New Year.
Of course, nobody was going to give her a real magnetophone. in Regiments
There were a lot of shops, but at very low prices.
But we knew very well that our daughter really needed to. when
Danetka went to bed, I and my eldest son Ilya, who was 11 years old.
taken for work. We built a magneto for her.
Everything that came under the hand went on. Metal “constructor”
Motorcycle of a toy, battery. used as a corps.
plastic box from the gallantery store (just don't laugh, but it's
The word T9 is not known, so far as it is now forgotten).
The only thing in our layout was from the real magnetophone -
the coils. They were inexpensive, only 80 copies. Here was the tape.
and unreal. In her capacity was used a ring of rubber rubber.
When the coils were rotating, on the "front panel" even a light bulb was lit.
the flashlight under the cap, which was used
Cover of a used iodine bubble. The same covers were
“Handbags” are made.
When the work was almost finished, the son on the way from school looked into the
spare parts store and bought another detail from the real magnetophone -
The Counter. I don’t remember how much it cost, but I think it was 20 rubles. We even
He really turned around!
All together it cost us fifteen Soviet rubles and a few.
Sleepless late nights.
We did not miss. When Danetka pulled a box from under the tree and pulled it out
Her “real” “microphone,” her eyes were shining! And not her at all.
I was worried that the toy could not sing. She quickly found herself.
Output: You can turn on the radio or sing yourself, imagining that you are singing.
The magnetic toy.
The next morning, the daughter was already boasting an unusual toy in front of others.
Children in the yard. She played with her until she was 11 years old. We are
They even wanted to send a description of the toy to the "Young Technician" magazine, but it wasn't.
found time for it.
Later, when Danetka grew up and became Tatiana, she
She admitted that this New Year was the happiest in her life.