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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19878
 01.09.2009
Jack Black ‎(13:03):
gifts
Now I can play with the dog.
When she lies on me, I put the bubble in different places and she crumbles differently.
I have already played Boomer))))


[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №19877
 01.09.2009
The First September
Tomorrow is the day of mourning.
A sea of flowers, music, solemn speeches, sad faces.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19876
 01.09.2009
I just confuse ovulation and ejaculation)))) but I know exactly that when it’s together, it’s bad)))
by Frida Rom

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19875
 01.09.2009
[Mireille-sama 18:33:51]
<< Today was a rough day.
<< Television, the voice of Medvedev: it is necessary to clearly understand that policy is a priority in this case.
I, switching the channel: go you, Dmitry Anatolyevich
<< Television: Do not forget about the political repressions of the thirty-seventh year...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №19874
 01.09.2009
XXX is
I am a monster, a monster. I fear him.
YYYY
What is?
XXX is
During the washing he behaved normally, but during the drying in the drum he swallowed ALL the other things, swung in one of his corners, the remaining parts so well twisted and again swallowed his own part with all the things. I confused it for half an hour and could not understand what happened and where the way out was.
YYYY
and burning)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19873
 01.09.2009
I worked somewhere in the glorious company Mars, I stand in the zoo store, and here the seller brings me, a man, with the words "here is the representative of the company, to him and the claims" on what the man says to me "Gamno your catsan, you cook, you cook - you do not cook and the cats of them do not eat!!! andquot;

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №19872
 01.09.2009
When all employers die, they go to hell. In hell they will be boiled in oil, but they will give a direct phone call to the devil, by which you can ask the devil to stop boiling them. And he will answer them "I will call you back" and do not call again!!! to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №19871
 01.09.2009
Ministry of Education has updated the list of official dictionaries and references. In them, "coffee" suddenly became a medium type, "ogurt" should be pronounced as "yogurt", and it is even allowed to say "responsive" instead of "dogs" or "dogs".
What kind of development of a country can be spoken of if the Government is adjusted under the hood with their “sweet coffee” and their “deals”!
I am ashamed of this country.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19870
 01.09.2009
There was a man in our courtyard who came home once after eating cyclodole. My mother put him two cocktails on the plate, he looked at them and asked “which cocktail?”

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №19869
 01.09.2009
Yesterday we walked in the evening, watching a movie about a wedding.
My: Look at what kind of ring he gave her, with diamonds, not what you are to me.
I (on full automatic): Well, look at what he has, not what you have...

Fuck how it hurts.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19868
 01.09.2009
From credit characteristics:
It looks presentative. Not like a programmer.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №19867
 01.09.2009
Once a long time ago, at school, we were told of one stunning experiment, either in America or in London (the details, as always, I do not remember). Here is the experiment itself.
In a spacious room for a small population of rats created all the conditions for a quiet and interesting life. They had everything - enough water and food, the right number of individuals of both sexes, warmth, entertainment - all that a normal rat could want. And in the corner of this room there was a open door where rats could pass. There was very scary, dangerous, they were running, they had to overcome all kinds of obstacles, and they did not need to go there. But a certain percentage of the rats still went there, they wandered there, and then returned, very exhausted, rested - and left again.
There was a conclusion about a kind of "gen of adventure" - said, such individuals move the population forward in the intellectual plane. That is, rats-romantics, rats-researchers who do this not for some benefit, but simply so. O_O
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Stalkers

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19866
 01.09.2009
She: aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
He: Fuck... I’m bound up with onanism.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №19865
 01.09.2009
I looked into her bottomless blue eyes and realized that space for the brain was empty.

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19864
 01.09.2009
Most of all on the planet earth know information: Anatoly Wassermann and Hui..

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №19863
 01.09.2009
I, of course, despise my homeland from head to foot – but I get upset if a foreigner shares this feeling with me.
© A.S. Pushkin

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19862
 01.09.2009
I was 16 years old, I was stunned. I came home at 3 o’clock, my mother met me at the door, I smiled happily, said, “I came!” and fell.

[ + 69 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19861
 01.09.2009
Dear dog owners, thank you for letting your dogs go into the yard. They are so cute and fun crawling into the sandbox and throwing on the stupid children who can not appreciate how peaceful they are and do not bite. Thanks to you, dear dog owners, I shot my gas balloon "Drozd" well and finally tried "Cheremuh" on these creatures.
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They are ?! + the stop. They have to do so and have to...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19860
 01.09.2009
So what about the white bracelets? Has anyone succeeded?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19859
 01.09.2009
See also: What is the size of the chest in numbers?
No 2, A- 1, B- 2 and so on.
Yes, there is a zero, then under what letter is it?! to
A = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 =
I understood the type of panic: "AA where are the nipples?and "
XDD Exactly

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