From Discovery Channel:
Hi Tom, I'm glad you came, but I'm catching a fish, so leave.

Do you know when your girlfriend is a doctor?
She knows that during sex a bunch of hormones are released, including painkillers. A headache will never hurt you.

How exactly said my 4-year-old daughter: Give this paper to your boss, who is working with you

I always dreamed that one day, by mistake, a strange girl will call me and offer to do nonsense together.

XXX is Hi! Atomic you positive, nuclear sex, cosmic love!! to
YYY: Judging by how small atoms, harmful nuclear sex and unrealistic cosmic love - you are not good wishes!

The essence of female nature.
It is always said that men do not drop the chair. Although they should be glad that it was raised at all...

Life is a game, but after 2 liters of vodka is a step-by-step strategy.

Yesterday I was fucking with a model for two hours!
2: O_o
Well, the right wing does not get up in its place and everything is here - even if you are crushed.
2: A... you are about the model of the aircraft.
1: And what else? I followed that foolish model from the 'star' with the ships attached.
2: Well of course... ships are not that... sorry, I need to under the table :))) 

XXXX: Prostokvasino: I have been tormented since childhood by the question...
XX: This is "Uncle Fedor"... can talk.
He is a dog, he can talk too.
This is a cat, he too.
XX: And these are cows. They are stupid and cannot talk.
How is it, fucking!!? to

WOW: How do you imagine? You feed the cow, and she is like this: “Let’s get on, Uncle Fedor, more rhythmic than my nipples!”

Intelligent life is the creation of Chaos. Its main task is the purposeful destruction of everything it will encounter. This short (compared to the multi-billion-year-old universe) step towards complicating matter was a necessity to accelerate the processes of universe destruction and create even greater Chaos.

Logical thinking is the lower form of thinking... Evidence is the development of the computer. Machines are initially logical, and on the basis of this logic neural networks are built. The essence of neural systems is intuitive thinking, direct comparison of cause and effect (that is, what we call signs). Man, being initially intuitive, deliberately traps himself into the limits of limited logical thinking. This proves that intelligent life seeks simplification (increasing entropy or chaos).

BBB, what was it? O_O

We had a philosophy today. I decided to create a new teaching. I will call it annihilism... or chaos. Not yet decided.
by wog39

Starget: Ahvit, there were elections in the United States, and I learned about it from the new South Park series.

by Novosib. Announcement on the wall of the university:
- I will rent a two-room in good condition after repair to two or three strong guys without rental for up to 5 years. Two mandatory conditions: pay the utility payments on time; all those who come and seek Sigismund Isaacovich must answer that there are no more residents here.
The Tel...

And you say "Chelyabinsk!"

What it looks like from the side of the bush: "A creature cares about me as a loved one, feeds and protects me. Per I can trust him with my children... Oh, how he rejoices with them... Oh God! He ate my children.

On the contrary, the sweeter the fruit, the sooner it will be eaten, take the seeds to a new place and, together with the fertilizer, put out to germinate. Plants use you, but they don’t know about drainage.

I’m sorry, I won’t come today. Tomorrow is the Russian Olympics.
The regional? In the Russian? I thought so...

The Beautiful! I would explore it for the purpose of having proper qualities in it, yes!
Do you mean physical or spiritual consolation?
Why "or" am I afraid to ask? Does she get healed from talking about Schopenhauer?

xxx: I'm probably going to play in minecampf, so if I don't answer for a long time, I mean in xxx: game=)
XXX: The Milk
XXX: Minecraft
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You can’t compromise with everyone, because you can’t please everyone. Sooner or later, you will have to start sending to the fox.

by air_ship_pirate
Psychologist Skinner suggested that children up to a year be kept in special boxes. I would have kept some people there all my life, crazy.

Points are when in hand an iPhone, and in the apartment repair from the 90s

I live alone. Sitting on the couch, accidentally fell on him a pellet, which he held in a spoon.
Mayonnaise, which was on the pellet, from the couch wipes out poorly - a white spot remains.
Thinking about it, I decided to put ketchup there, or tell my friends that it is mayonnaise.