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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65012
 31.05.2012
From the ASK:
Andryuha, hello to you))
Add Veronica, she added you, but the anti-spam bot replied that she doesn’t know which planet the anti-spam bots live on.

[ + 5 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65011
 31.05.2012
The lover is much higher than the husband and we often have sex with him in the posture he is behind, we are standing. So yesterday my husband and I did the same, I got up on chickens. He asked me to go down, and I said, “Sorry, I’m in the habit of... an epic file.”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65010
 31.05.2012
The worst disease of the 21st century is amnesia. Forget all logins and passwords. Oh my God!

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65009
 31.05.2012
One1: Interesting, and men, when the member falls, where do they put it?
She: Yeah, what, he’ll rely on it, it’s not hygienic!
One: One, a hundred pounds, hold in their hands.Al sitting with a member in their hands - what a shit there, probably...

We get involved!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №65008
 31.05.2012
I read Chinese names with meaning translations. I stumble upon this:
Ping is Sustainable
They knew something.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65007
 31.05.2012
Vity: Sometimes you sit like this, you wait for the internet to start on your mobile phone... and you’re already joking.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65006
 31.05.2012
When I was 15, I thought classical Russian rock was cool.
At the age of 17, I realized that Russian rock was dumb, pathos, and ugly and naive, so I switched to blues, trip-hop and classical music.
At the age of 28, I got into the hospital and thanks to the neighbors in the chamber learned what Russian rap is. In short, guys, in vain I hunted our rockers. Suitable as guys.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65005
 31.05.2012
XXX: There is something in your words
X: I think that makes sense.

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65004
 31.05.2012
Caesar could do two things at once.
I thought I was cooler than Caesar when I was fishing one day:
I smoked,
2. to chew the worn leach,
Third SSA,
Cut the fish,
At the end of the day, I shouted, “Fuck, why now?”? to

But now I realized that Caesar had no chance, because this year I did the same thing, but with a broken right hand.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65003
 31.05.2012
I understood what it’s like to be an adult, to have a good job, a car, an apartment, and so on.
You can completely calmly and seriously watch the cartoons - and let anyone say the word to you!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65002
 31.05.2012
Talk about the earthquake in Almaty
Sp1ker: You’re a little late.
ir_kill: what is it?
SP1ker: The earthquake was not seen.
Sp1ker: Ksta, I was also right - I slept like a cushion
SP1ker: but the wife is now boicot
ir_kill: yeah, you’ve borrowed already – the whole Twitter joke ))
Sp1ker: ah... you have a tweet...
SP1ker: I am still at work in my ears
Sp1ker: it has already come before everyone tells what his cat was doing while trembling
Sp1ker: While winning the accountant's cat, he tried to hide his head in the floor like a stroke... the attempt was unsuccessful

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №65001
 31.05.2012
The status "Real values are always right under the nose"
Comments: "A few hundred thousand cocaine users agree with you"...))))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65000
 31.05.2012
Deputies proposed to punish for "mass simultaneous stay of citizens in public places". Violations are punishable by a fine of 10 to 20 thousand rubles or mandatory work for up to 50 hours (for citizens).
I understand so from the electric car went out until the subway reached 10 pieces of mint rolled off...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64999
 31.05.2012
Olga_361pesiq: Yesterday we walked along the prospectus, we didn’t touch anyone. I am experiencing a morning incident. Heck feels the hostess is not in the spirit, goes nearby, almost not distracted by the bushes.
I hear :
The girl! The girl!
I add a step, I think: don't give god yet and here you can't walk - it will remain a dog and shoot yourself (no jokes - I am tired of hearing screams behind my back)
A very beautiful young man arrives and is so offended:
Where are you? I want to meet.
“Meet me,” I said, and I raised my shoulders, I think, waiting for a prince on a white horse.
He sits in front of us, extends his hand and says:
I am Vadik. What is your name, Red?
This was a shock... The evil aunts were immediately forgotten.

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64998
 31.05.2012
19:29 19:25:44 UBER_COTTE: Hello, kitty!
19:26:02 uber_cote: hello, deer
19:27:18 UBER BAMBY: I am still small!
19:27:39 uber_cotte: BEAMBOOK: still such a small, and already a deer.
and

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64997
 31.05.2012
News tape: "Zuckerberg WAS MARRIED!"."Zuckerberg flew out of the list of the 40 richest people on the planet"."Zuckerberg spends his honeymoon in a cheap hotel".
I have a wedding in a month. Demon, I am waiting for you.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64996
 31.05.2012
I can't play for a year.
I wrote in those. Support did not help me. So I write here.
I have an admin brother. He took up the game, went on a Google search for IP, found all the IPs and added a firewall to the router’s “black list.”
The first time I overloaded the router, my brother dropped the Reset button. I folded the button back, my brother folded it off and ruined part of the circuit where the button is attached.
You can only play when there is no one at home, directly connecting to the modem (without a router), or at night when everyone is asleep and no one needs wireless internet at home.
Please give advice on how to bypass the router firewall by doing something on my computer.
There is no access to my brother’s computer.
The password on the router he made type g4hGy^8H^5*9@H, which knows by hand, and therefore it is not written anywhere, and this is unrealistic to guess.
Disconnect from the router and connect to another network is not possible, all networks in the district under a password.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64995
 31.05.2012
The older a woman, the more delicious the brush!
Are you cooking borscht from an old woman???Hercules Recipes

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64994
 31.05.2012
I realized today how unusual we are not to observe our own rules, when I, crossing the road in the wrong place, was signaled by a car that was rushing at a meeting.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64993
 31.05.2012
Kirts: Dough, how are you doing?
Massoj: I no longer communicate with you, Moody’s Enski.
Kirts: Is that so? 😉
Massoj: Yes, you tried, I will go to the abyss to read - to crack, and there is the histories of my ass in pieces...

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