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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42990
 10.02.2011
<v/a> In the nightclubs after two o’clock of the night begins the wild dances of the drunkenness of the marriage market.
<i/s>.... the market price drops sharply and the product goes off at cost.
<a/r> just observed the average price segment.
<s/g> a posle 3x voobshe nachinaetsa liquidation sale )))))))

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №42989
 10.02.2011
How many wars: meaningless and fierce.
Started by the fucking ones.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №42988
 10.02.2011
The Russian hijacker, contemporary Robin Hood... steals from Bill Gates and distributes to the poor Russians...

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42987
 10.02.2011
For a long time, I have had an inappropriate question about an impressive part of humanity. It begins with the word "when", ends with the word "trachnet", and in the middle two place names: "me" and "somebody".

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №42986
 10.02.2011
On the box the plot about how the driver found the collection bags with the grandmothers, the driver of the grandmothers returned, the TV host before the plot in confusion broadcasts ".. bla-bla.. found the money.. returned.. our correspondents decided to find out why he did it!"

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №42985
 10.02.2011
Vatican bans confessing through iPhone

Yes, they have an old account with apples :-)

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №42984
 10.02.2011
In the light of the upcoming events, I propose to all entertainment channels to launch the show on March 1st "Police Academy".

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №42983
 10.02.2011
The real situation:
Physics lessons in 7th grade:
Teacher: The robbers took money, documents from the victim, divided him to the bottom and decided that there was nothing more to take from him, they threw from the bridge into the river. What did the victim have in the middle of the cold water?
A stone on the neck?? to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42982
 10.02.2011
Can a professional sperm donor be called an industrial donor?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №42981
 10.02.2011
Listen, I wanted to ask you today, and why has your face been red this morning?
YYY: I will tell you
Yyy: I am coming to the bus stop this morning as usual, waiting for the bus
YYY: I see a girl standing in front of me, such a cute one. Let me know you, MB.
yyy: I decided to start a dialogue with the banal question "how long have you been waiting for the bus"
XXX: So what...?
YYY: this is
yyy: I don’t know why, I was very upset, and in the question "how much you’re" slightly confused (

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №42980
 10.02.2011
XXX is
You hear
XXX is
urgently
XXX is
What animals are called.
XXX is
which
XXX is
in the earth
XXX is
Blessed
XXX is
Crosby
XXX is
thanks
YYYY
O_O

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42979
 10.02.2011
And whoever is poor and hard-minded,
A wasted speech.
borrowed from everywhere.
It is a matter of cost limitation. Goethe "Faust"

God, what does it look like?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №42978
 10.02.2011
Zoh is alive!
Lenin is an athlete.
Zzz: Putin is a crab.
I am a tomato


[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №42977
 10.02.2011
During the game.
We stand with the guys and watch the teams go through the stage. It became boring, one says I have 2 anti-gas in the car, let’s dive, after five minutes it became not funny and one decided to try to drink beer through the anti-gas, twisted the filter, put a half-pound and began to breathe vigorously. At this point, the second approached and the sink of force crushed the bottle, the vision of the waterline of foam in his glasses rising up from the inside cut us out for 20 minutes. After which, rashed and only calmed down, the driver issued "so that you have really poured the balls". We could not see the stage further.
rjgbgfcn hekbn ^__^

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42976
 10.02.2011
Do you know your hands grow out of your ass?
yyy: and I'm so comfortable, I still do everything through my ass, pull closer)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №42975
 10.02.2011
Let’s introduce fines for poverty. Being poor will become unprofitable and everyone will quickly become rich.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №42974
 10.02.2011
(Discuss the student of our course)
With our girls you will become gay:
WOW: It is said very much. Have you looked at the guy?
At the same time as asexual.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №42973
 10.02.2011
For some reason, “half of her bed” occupies half of me.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №42972
 10.02.2011
A known eighth grade student.
Hearing about the new educational reforms, he shrugged his hands and stated that they would prepare courageous and patriotic palaces.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №42971
 10.02.2011
Radio XXX, the theme of the broadcast "Childhood abuse":
Call to the studio:
My name is XXX. When I was 15 years old, Valya did not give me. But now I’ve grown up, it’s been 10 years and... The valley didn’t give up again(((

You are a dinosaur (

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