The mother who dropped drinking for the stolen money bought her daughter a portfolio, but the district owner did not appreciate her care...

xxx: On Monday I went out to work and saw the Excel file on my desk "Calculation of hypnotherapy"
XXX: What did I want to do?? to

Perky (09:41:09 31/08/2011)
Emotional pain lasts 12 minutes, the rest is self-imposed.

Perky (09:41:16 31/08/2011)
In Spain, prostitutes are obliged to wear reflective vest.

Daisha (09:42:29 31/08/2011)
:D

Daisha (09:42:43 31/08/2011)
Have you found a blog of British scientists?

<workski> 20 years ago, an advanced classmate advised me to listen to alan parsons project. I then pressed on a purely Russian-language row and sent her to us, like your Americans. Listening to Prussia
<workski> fucking how still boys are lagging behind in development from girls :(

Sad: goo phallometry xD *trollface*
well m?
Sad: * got an ambulance *
Good: *a longer line* xD

Today is the middle of the week and the last day of summer, and how would I like it to be the opposite)))

Mazay: Children who are tied by their father in the winter can hold their breath for 6 hours.

Freeze: When I was a kid and went to kindergarten we had a quiet hour.
Freeze: Soon I had to go to school and I asked my sister if I could sleep in school.
Freeze: She replied to me that you can sleep at any time at school.
Freeze: When I went to first class, I realized she cheated on me =(
Freeze: When I went to fifth grade, I realized I didn’t =)))

10:50 Echo of Moscow. News, rector: "...the investigative bodies of the Investigative Committee on the Primorsky Territory opened a criminal case against Deputy Galust Ohuan"
Pause for 10 seconds.
"Gallust Ohuyan – Chairman of the Committee..."
Pause for 15 seconds.
Uncle is broken.

Is laziness a bad feeling?
SPARK: Yes and what?
golodenko: Well, it turns out that if I was lazy to go and I said that "I feel bad" I didn't lie :)

There was a saying at work:
Do not postpone for tomorrow what you should have done two weeks ago.

Fuck, my headphones are lining.
ZZZ: Maybe the ears?
XXX: The Black Pebbles?

The family went to rest, bought the daughter of the inflatable crocodile (toys in the pool or in the sea).
Nadul, I decided to read that there is "Warnings". There in different languages, and next to each warning is drawn the flag of the country.
For the Russians: Do not throw a toy into the fire.
Keep away from fire.
For Americans: This is not a lifesaving device. Keep away from open flame. Store at temperatures not exceeding 212 F (100 C). Do not puncture. Always wait for children using toys. Do not overinflate.

The first day of class, a couple of chemistry we remember the subject.
Prepod(P) writes before students(C) the formula H2O2
Q: But this is the pride of chemistry, as a science, tell me what it is and why?
C: Hydrogen peroxide
P: is correct
Q: Nowow... may have started to use it in medicine?
P is no. Blondes are made with her, and they all like them! 😉

Woo: I want to do something associal.
You beat the sheep.
No to violence :)
I do it for love! (They are :

The xxx:
Yesterday I go, a man follows me, he starts talking on the phone:
Good night!
Pause in 5 seconds.
Fuck your mother, you are stupid, good night!!!! to

A very polite man :)

XXX: He worked for you. What kind of specialist is he?
WOW: As you would say, the specialist is good, the diploma with distinction received apparently.
yyy: At the Faculty of Discipline, in the specialty of dolboebism. Salary and prizes are given in puzzles.

There is no woman more dangerous in the world than a woman in orgasm.

A few days ago, I received a gift to look for lost things. You stick it to a thing, and if you lose it, you blow in a special whistle, then the whistle begins to feed.
What do you think I did the first thing?
is right! Lost the whistle... wall

Go, go to the athlete!
I will buy it after work.
Motorcycles or Ordinary?
xxx: the diodes :D