I understand that many people love strawberries, but the spam titled "The Naked Shark of Jacques Chirac" is already overwhelming...

8th Morning
Happy 8th of March, girls.
From one room:
I have given birth to you, and I am a woman for a long time now.
from the other:
I am only 12 and I am still a girl.
From the kitchen:
I’m 18 and I just got home from the guests, so thank you.

My own morning begins

Do I think or do you think?
It seems)
But I was very pleased with this assumption.)

The Cave (12:35)
He gave it?
by Pira ( 12:38)
I understand, of course, that he knew me well in a year, that I don’t need any swamps. But, fucking, I had a full month of status in ask, that I want white roses, such an easy hint...
Sweepstakes (12:39)
Did you bring the nails? And the two? 😉
by Pira (12:40)
No is! A glass of beer)
Sweepstakes (12:42)
And you are?
by Pira (12:45)
I’m sitting, rju) I’ve got roses if I have a CSKA beer bowl) But he guessed me))))

On March 8, he woke up in the morning from the noise in the hallway and the cry of his father: "Go to bed quickly! I’ll bring you coffee to bed now!"

Ran: >>"What does a man know about a woman?"- this is the name of his book by an American who printed it with completely empty pages. Each copy in the printing was covered with a polyethylene film.
And at the very end, such a small-small letter was attributed:"They have breasts"))

I did an audit in a laboratory. 1 C and 7. The fact is that they have animals on the balance, such as mice, rats and everything else. In short, they bought a new mouse for the computer, and their old accountant carried it in a vivery and each month, in good faith, wrote down the feed as normal for her breastfeeding. by % % % % % % % %

from T. by Trixter

From Asha

Does my name say anything to you?
N.O.S
No is
N.O.S
We are acquainted?

No, I am Anja Ranettka.
N.O.S
What a wound?

Do you know the movie Ranitka?
N.O.S
Are you normal?

I'm normal going on with the youth series Ranetki and I'm there
N.O.S
I played Bond in the last movie.

Summary: First Mother - one of the most criminal districts of the NSC

Just on the radio, DJI reads the SMS:
"Vasa congratulates the PACS from the first mother on March 8!and "
The silence...
And with a grim voice: “Well, you have done so much!”"

Why do you smile on the photo?
This is a photo of a soldier.
Why are you smiling there?
Because I bought it!

- I can work for a screenwriter - figured a fantasy plot for a toy - once spit
So let’s show yourself :)
In a new kingdom, in a certain state, there lived an old king. The king had everything - fame, wealth, a faithful wife and four children, but the writer went unnoticed.
- Good binding, but how do you fit these four races?
There are four children: Man, Elf, Orc and Goblin.
A faithful wife.

We also had a great teaching in political science, his quotes:
The little girl who fell:
The ringing of coins does not seduce the teacher, only the crush of notes!

I lay on the table with a dollar layer from the shop, passing by:
"Well, what do you do... early on"

About mobile phones:
"Well you are adults.Let’s do this: boys turn off, and girls can put on the VIBRO mode"

XHH: for nothing. I have a phobia!
Wauu: Chlamydia, viruses and Tajiks are swimming in the Moscow River, and you are afraid to swim there since your grandmother told you that there are cancers??))

Status in ASK

Tea: tea ceremony could be delayed for 5 hours
Beer: the beer ceremony could be delayed for a few days

Dad, do not distract me. Now Dima is coming, and I am in one towel!! to
Has he not seen you like that yet? O_O

xxx (12:45:28 8/03/2009)
ppc
xxx (12:45:37 8/03/2009)
The metro is empty.
xxx (12:45:44 8/03/2009)
Absolutely
yyy (12:45:57 8/03/2009)
The bag? transitioned

They are victorious and unstoppable.

Probably many of you know a primitive cowboy when you are on the street under
The type of advertising campaign “give” some kind of shit, and then ask to pay
“Only for delivery.” The cost of “only delivery” is higher.
market value of the goods. I have struck it several times,
I’ve always wondered if there really are fools who are crawling on this.
If there is time, I listen with deliberate interest to the scammers, trying to
to delay the moment of sending their infight, hoping to hear something new and
Just climbing up.
And not in vain.
One day a girl approaches me on the street, starts the "standard"
talk: "There will be an exhibition, we will conduct an advertising campaign, we will give you a set of
German kitchen knives. He puts a package with a set of knives in his hands.
I turn the package around and ask, “But they’re not German, it’s written here.
Made in China?”
And I get an overwhelming answer: “It’s all right, CHINA is a suburb.
“Berlin!”

I thought I knew a little about geography.

The FSB over-performed the plan for the introduction of operatives into the gangs.
There are currently 15 groups.
Officials of the FSB.

" Funny shit in regions where scarabies are grown.
I didn’t have time to wipe the ass out, but the shit was already wiped out!"