bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №15785
 10.04.2009
Sylet
He says that he has a dog, and when he went for a walk, she squeezed on his foot... And there was a joke... He says: “I hurt her, and when she walked I also squeezed on her leg...”

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №15784
 10.04.2009
I’m writing her SMS: You know, but ticks with big breasts are actually much cooler!
And what do you think this creature is writing to me in response??? She wrote: Aha. Guys with big members, too. Isn’t it a fucks???and "

What is a small puddle?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №15783
 10.04.2009
You are not the only one with a busy childhood, be calm.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №15782
 10.04.2009
I will have to get into the shit too.
The antiracist.
You won’t believe, but among the Gypsies I haven’t seen any decent people. And... are you sure that in the East and the Caucasus you would like to be educated?
Yes, I agree that it’s full of cockroaches, fuckers and other fools. Therefore, I will never connect with girls from this category (from such families, read). I worry about children, their genes and their upbringing.
Yes, this is eugenics. You can call me a racist, an idiot, and a fascist, but my descendants will at least not be an idiot.
I reject this. An inhumane request.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15781
 10.04.2009
<Graf> I like books
<derev0> did you not read the book?
<Graf> is it not?
<derev0> oo more class, adventure
<derev0> chase shooting... mutants

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15780
 10.04.2009
Surprisingly toned and incredibly logical our main on the roads:
newsru.com: Pedestrians and drivers are the main culprits of road accidents, says the head of the GIBDD.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15779
 10.04.2009
I had a girl I knew... I had been friends with a guy for six months... until I learned that his name was Kolohuyko. Why do I say children are rough?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15778
 10.04.2009
XXX: So what to bring?
The cockroaches of Moscow. Cat in the Net
yyy: shape as a flower
XXX: Those
xxx:...sacura falling in the lunar night on the slopes of фудzi.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15777
 10.04.2009
XXX: still do them, eat prepared, in the house order, the games played.... BLUE how I want to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15776
 10.04.2009
And all that – we, the girls, the great and invincible creatures xD watched the situation in the bus today.

There are two girls of the phyphosis type sitting, one of them looking concentrated in the mirror. In a minute he says:
Give me this, or I have a little bit of it.
The second silence gets a black pencil out of the bag. The first:
- What do you dry up my pencil, I asked for a glow for my lips!
If before they were looked at as two schizophrenics, the second answer simply killed them all:
Sorry, I didn’t hear it.

Shoot it!!and (

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15775
 10.04.2009
The recipe for the admin potato:
1st Get to admin
2nd Give him a potato.
All fucking, the potato is now admin!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №15774
 10.04.2009
The Wave (11:22) :
Pipets :D, I sit in a taxi, in white boots, in a white jacket, with a white bag, in a light shirt and socks, well presented a shorter?

t0zzz{0m@t0zzz (11:22) :
well

The Wave (12:43) :
And next to me is a girl-got, all in black, black eyes, black nails, sitting on me as the enemy of the people looks, yin yang, blasphemy )))))))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15773
 10.04.2009
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The leg hurts, the stomach hurts, cough and cold
WOW :
Sun, how do you endure this?
WOW :
Kill yourself immediately!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15772
 10.04.2009
xitraja_lapka: mya.. in my sister's room we made a change. Dad dragged the shelf with the books to the place where the purple carpet ends and the parquet begins. Mom: "something unstable somehow put.. will fall again, the child will beat..." and thinking, quietly, dreamy: "and if lucky - two at once" 0_0

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15771
 10.04.2009
Owned!! to
The contemporary artist was arrested during the event.
A Russian photographed beduins with a portrait of Anatoly Wassermann in his hands, seeking the stylistics of the famous website "Upichka".
The local police accused him of taking pictures of children holding a portrait of an unknown terrorist and arrested him, confiscating the portrait of Anatoly Wasserman.
After an hour-long trial, our tourist was rescued by an Arab student who studied in Moscow and admitted to the photograph of a decent TV host.
) ) )

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №15770
 10.04.2009
Without humor

The racist shit.
How do you get rid of people in WOW! My grandfather fought with your grandfather for our homeland, it was a fight for survival, and thank God, they did their job! We could not be destroyed by the frost, Hitler, we could not be enslaved by Napoleon, remember the history of our state. And now, fucking, we are being destroyed! Every year, a million Russians die, and instead of them, illegal immigrants are pumped into our cities! I have non-Russian friends, but these are isolated cases, because there are so many more gastarbayters, ugly bastards who cut my friends with knives for the emblem of the imperial flag on the jacket, trying to rape my girlfriends (happiness that we were around), do you need to continue? We are destroyed just as Hitler destroyed us, but they do it from within, they conquer us from within. The nation is dying. And if we will be patient, then soon there will be no more Russians, and this will mean that our ancestors fought in vain.
And your provocations go through the woods. If my children go to schools where there are more non-Russians than Russians, then I have lived in vain. No one calls for killing like stupid skinkheads. Don’t buy from them, don’t rent them housing, don’t help them, knock on them with mints, promote these ideas, etc. Together we are strength.
"We are Russians, we will all overcome" (c) Alexander Vasilyevich Suvorov.
Plus, minus, squeeze and so on. If at least one person thought about it, then this whole writing was not in vain.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15769
 10.04.2009
On the island of Reunion (French territory) there is some weather stand, which should inform curious tourists about the weather for today. It looks like this: a heavy rope is hanged on the rope and the following explanations are given to it:
Water is wet, it is raining.
Dry water - no rain
Shadow of the shadow - Sunny
White spot on the galley - it is snowing
I can't see the cloud.
The Wind - The Wind
The earthquake rises - earthquake
There is no more cyclone.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15768
 10.04.2009
The girl is in confusion: the insider said Skype to put, and she does not have a webcam - how will it work??? I say that Skype is like ASKA. A moment of thoughtfulness, "Maybe a cocktail, but the boss said to put!"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15767
 10.04.2009
In the smoking.
Stephanie - Do you think the movie "Millionaire from the Dungeons" is worth eight Oscars?
I - I think they were given to him for courage, because they held back the whole film and didn't dance.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №15766
 10.04.2009
Maybe two halves of one whole is a grave.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna