Angel: Today I took a scanword to guess out of nothing, which a friend had already guessed out. Finished after reading: "The Striped Insect" and the answer "Lion"

I go by car from college home, and on the street is slippery... I pass by the bus stop... and there 3 uncles of the hops were standing and based on something... and I... passing by them managed to slip and shout Yiyiyiyihahaa.....!! I slapped into the pit and scratched them... I thought the squats would beat and mate... there is no shit....!!! They put me on my feet with wild rust and asked me to repeat.

A neighbor bought a phone, and he died a few days later... He went and gave it to the store for a guarantee, gave it in exchange for a temporary one. The temporary is also glucose, the lighting on the display does not work. So, there are two sms in the black books:
1st "To make the display burn, press!"
2nd If you are reading this message, your phone is broken and you have been misunderstood. Be prepared to wait, because you will not see your phone for the next 45 days. Technical engineering"

Ancient Chinese wisdom:
If you have nothing to tell, tell an ancient Chinese wisdom.

Yr[K]TM: Are you still alive?

Major Payin: I am immortal!

Yr[K]TM: What if the egg is cut off?

Major Payin: I will not die

Yr[K]TM: but life will no longer be that :D

On the Dating Site:


The xxx:
Imagine you are sitting at the computer playing melodic music... the room is only illuminated by the light of the lamp and the monitor... I approach you from behind... I lay my hands on your shoulders and begin to gently massage them.

YYYY :
I catch out my nunchaks and the samurai sword that I always have next to me in case someone comes from behind from the dark and puts their hands on my shoulders... when I’m home alone...

...then I put in a few packs what is left and look for the owner of the pig farm on the Internet...

Hi, how is it?
- Plya, yopt, every day I open the assu and there is the same thing... Let's write an official request to ICQ to introduce the smiley "how does it?", "normal" and "and you?"...

Gary Potter Club Chat, a 14-year-old girl's questionnaire

Hi to you! My name is Catherine, maybe just Katya. I love to dream, looking high into the sky to the passing clouds. I like the summer, the heat, the holidays, the camps... I like the blue color, I still like to eat ice cream, especially dissolved...

<Kazmanskiy> the stitch of the tea boiler will boil and I will turn on the server again. Do not shrink)

Danger (12:49:51 31/01/200)
End the work!! to
Abyrvalg (12:49:54 31/01/200)
I have been ?))
Rothschild (12:50:01 31/01/200)
Who is working?
Abyrvalg (12:50:04 31/01/200)
I am working?
Abyrvalg (12:50:17 31/01/200)
I’m sorry for all of you ?
Danger (12:50:36 31/01/200)
You can’t hide.
Abyrvalg (12:50:37 31/01/200)
Yes, yes, yes, I’ll be asleep.

7 08.02.2008, 09:44:00 Dsmolin: Fuck.. we had a network printer in the network, which at half five in the morning instead of sleep began to take someone else’s IP-signs. Even though it is static. He took 3 or 4 IPs, and from different subnetworks. They were all busy. He sadly breathed back his old and went to sleep again.

8 08.02.2008, 09:49:04 Grandfather Anvirich: How did you spread it? and :)

7 08.02.2008, 09:49:36 Dsmolin: I have a servaq complains that on his IP at half five in the morning someone was trying to sit down...

8 08.02.2008, 09:49:58 Grandfather Anvirić: Z))

7 08.02.2008, 09:51:08 Dsmolin: and the printer, scuco three times touched the IP server... type may still work out... then apparently realized that the server did not beat him and went to another subnet

8 08.02.2008, 09:51:45 Grandfather Anvirich: you lock it more reliably and turn off the phone. Or next time he will order the powder and call the idiots.

XXX is
Are you being driven out of the house?

YYYY
now the buyers came to look at the apartment... wandered in horror after three minutes )))))) something changed... the main thing is to look appropriate and say a couple of right words

XXX is
What did you tell them?

YYYY
Well, I have red eyes, grown up, unshaken and chopped.

YYYY
Ask their blood group.

YYYY
I said I had a burn on the third.

YYYY
I can live here for now.

I watched on TV: A story from Zagsa
there chatted about the names for the children, and told the curious - came to regate the child, with the name all in order, but the father is Vietnamese with the yen "Hu";;;
Question: What kind of paternity?and ;))

XXX is fucking! I watched a porn movie where the type of virginity girls are deprived and the type of all the real... blasphemy! When the famous porn model appeared in the frame, and in the next Berkov...scuko wanted to add a running line to the film: during the shooting of this film, no virgin was injured :)

I sit at work, I don’t bother anyone, I am approached by an unknown young man... it turned out that our sadmin was shaved....)

How hot you have already gotten... Simp_A_tich, from the word sympathy, not from the word, dumb, sweaty.

Cherry
thanks

Gnus
Ze Landan is the captain of Great Britain. I also speak French :)

Cherry
And the translation?

Gnus
Well, I thought, you know, once I started

Cherry
I think more in English.

I wake up here and with the hope of clinging to the refrigerator with the thought there to find something delicious... and the refrigerator itself draws to me, with the hope that I will put something in it.

Snake

I came up with a friend the question on the anti-spam bot, so as not to knock any kind of blonde, such as "hello_jakдела_out the photo". But at the same time that the "ordinary" people passed. I proposed a balistic question: Continue the sentence: "Sael Bobra -..."

We decided to begin with the "protest" on contacts in asskoe, can "normal" people go through anti-spam...
got a trace. The Options:
Eating a bob-
Option 1: Eat the goat!! to
Option 2: call a doctor faster))
Option 3: Drink beer
Option 4: I want a good)))
Option 5: Say thank you!! to
Option 6: Brush your teeth!! to
Option 7: Drowned
Option 8: Eat it
Option 9: Defeat the enemy
Option 10, the right one, which no one has called so: save a tree!

I am a fool of journalists. The report:
NASA sent the Beatles song into space. However,
It is unclear whether it will its goal. No sound in space.
is spreading

I sold the car, I haven't bought a new one yet, yesterday I went to Moscow on an electric car. I am late in the pipet... a long line in the box office, I go straight to my aunt near the turnikets, she brings me the road with her hand, I sharply take out of my pocket five rubles and give it to her. her eyes are round (the ticket where 20 rubles is worth), she misses. I scream after you, what is your name? I am Alex...
Today I also go to the station, I look at the small line, I go there. I hear from the Turnikets - Alexey! of Alexei! My aunt is so handsome...