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 11.02.2008
XXX is
Are you being driven out of the house?

YYYY
now the buyers came to look at the apartment... wandered in horror after three minutes )))))) something changed... the main thing is to look appropriate and say a couple of right words

XXX is
What did you tell them?

YYYY
Well, I have red eyes, grown up, unshaken and chopped.

YYYY
Ask their blood group.

YYYY
I said I had a burn on the third.

YYYY
I can live here for now.
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