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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15088
 11.03.2009
xxx: throw, I sit that week at a lecture... a guy is sitting in a row over me and sleeping... a girl comes in and starts rubbing... I instead of ‘what you are talking in a picture, he is sleeping’ declares: ‘what you are sleeping with him, he is talking with me’... After my phrase, the guy scratches his mouth and the phrase ‘what you are talking in a picture, he is sleeping’ sounds like ‘what you are sleeping with him, he is talking.’and "

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №15087
 11.03.2009
PIRAMID (01:12:24 9/03/2009)
I have already invented punishment for my children.

PIRAMID (01:12:38 9/03/2009)
Blame me, sit on Dial-Up))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15086
 11.03.2009
Storm
Hearing, explain me what people call MacDack?))) I have an association with Mac Donalds.
Raidho
You won’t believe...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15085
 11.03.2009
Nevertheless, I run away if, before an irreversible mysql transaction, I force the user to kill with his hands with the observance of the registry and punctuation text from the image: “Yes, I understand that deleting all the records from the database is irreversible, and that I cannot restore them later. Also, I pledge not to go with bad questions to the administrator of the portal".

Do not believe! No one has yet stumbled on "and how to restore deleted files?". This is how we would have licensing agreements - it would be reduced to essentially once in 10, and it would be forced to re-print :-D

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15084
 11.03.2009
racoon_icq (18:54:25 9/03/2009)
and Nunun! How was it???? to
inkoly (18:55:29 9/03/2009)
It was the best night of this summer. It was the best sea on this planet... it was the moments of bliss... the full moon, the night, the falling stars, the infinite sky and I was floating naked in the mirror water... and here I saw it... I got up and wanted to get closer, but... I was naked on the stone!!! I broke my leg...
inkoly (18:55:33 9/03/2009)
and)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15083
 11.03.2009
Q: Can I bring something from meals?
Do you have a lot of money?
No, not very much :(
Tagged: Copy Fucks
Buy the juice.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №15082
 11.03.2009
<xxx> passed by the kindergarten, I smashed the snow, what I didn't like it, and I knocked it off, and it turned out to be frozen (((
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Yesterday I passed by the kindergarten and saw a snowman, whom the children blinded, including. My son is breaking a minor idiot. Something he did not like me. I did not beat him, but he grabbed to the joy of the children two more snowmen to the restored first.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15081
 11.03.2009
Do you want to call more and pay less? Call the worker.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15080
 11.03.2009
Sberbank, mail and clinic are ADA branches on Earth

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15079
 11.03.2009
8 March. and aska.

She is here!
He said, “Hello Saskia!”
He: How is it? How about mood?
She says, “Hello, and that’s all.
He said: Hi my most beautiful girl!
What is the number today?
He is eighth.
She: Well what?
It is not soon until receipt...
He is Pepper! Glad you reminded me! I forgot my mom’s 10th day (You can help me choose a gift?
She: Are you okay?
He: I ate yesterday on the corporation until the end I can't remember
She is Yes! For what reason a corporate?
He is Sasha! The Sunshine! A celebration for you! With flowers at your door on your knees!!!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15078
 11.03.2009

Answer by mail.ru

The quote:

How to make a computer monitor a mirror? I tried to scan the mirror - it didn't help."

Drake

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15077
 11.03.2009

In the steppe of Kharkiv, there are no earthquakes by definition. My first real drinking in my life happened when I was 20. Upon returning home, I quietly went into a warm bath, I sat, swimming in the clouds, well!
Suddenly, the water at my feet gathers at the corner and carries me in the face, covers my head, carries to another wall, flows through the edge and, with the sounds of a storm, falls to the floor.
It was the echo of an earthquake that occurred in the Carpathians, somewhere in Europe. Since then I have not drunk at all, I say intolerance.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15076
 11.03.2009
Papanha has the habit of answering the phone with a thunderstorm "ALLO!!and "
by Fabula. I sit, I drink tea, the housekeeper calls, I normally give up from the papillon's row, after which I hear his quiet unconscious "no"... and after the tube is laid, A WILD RAGE. Only 10 minutes later, shaking and swallowing, the parent was able to explain separately that to that state he was brought by the innocent question of an unknown grandmother: "Masha, is it you?"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15075
 11.03.2009
xxx: When I was studying at the institute (88-93 years) on the wall of the toilet read an overwhelming correspondence:
Better a cock in the ass than cruise missiles in the sky!
A little below with another pen and another handwriting:
"It is nice to see that there are also patriots among the Pidaras!"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15074
 11.03.2009
Svetlanka: This is the end of our celebration, defchons. What if your partner did not congratulate you? There was no greeting, I am not talking about bouquets, breakfast, etc. How to deal with him?
De7ign: Give it to your friends!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15073
 11.03.2009
Dear Igor Klimovich! We know you’re reading Bash because you’re the ugliest admin we’ve ever seen. by Igor Klimovich! Come back to us, please! We are very missing your pink shirt, filled in jeans, and the five empty litre cups of tea on the table; your beautiful eyes that could look at two monitors at the same time, and the wonderful sound that was regularly broadcast at our computer science practices...
Igor Klimovich, please come back!
Students of International Faculty, city of Chelyabinsk.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15072
 11.03.2009
Doc: I don’t understand the phrase "dirty shit" at all. Why did he have fun?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15071
 11.03.2009
I will read this page and go to work! :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №15070
 11.03.2009
Expecting a prince - remember: on a white horse, as a rule, take parades!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №15069
 11.03.2009
http://skds.livejournal.com/5800.html

The women’s holiday of spring brought, as always, a light neurosis on the subject: “No.
Have you forgotten anyone else?” They can be offended. For full confidence,
I received a message of congratulations on my communicator, and
The recipient launched the mail. Only the next morning I realized that
The bars were placed on a filter mask that excludes subscribers from the newsletter. that
No one received my warm words on these phones. The insult now.
Of course not to avoid.
But this is half trouble.
Everyone else got it!
As a result, by turning the device on the next morning, I get a squal.
The answers. Among the replicas are somewhat surprised friends and not a little upset.
Strangers distinguished short and accurate as three shots of the AKM:
“The Tron. and disturbed. I look forward to meeting.”
Contact with DEJ. The Soldier. Moby »

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