I was trying to buy something in the store. Long tried to clarify the mixture of Hebrew and English, and then asked a friend if she didn’t know how in English or Hebrew it would be sharp. To which the young seller asked: "and what, was it weak to say immediately in Russian?". He was not Russian-speaking.

to this:
Anon worked on the printing of circles, someday a representative of some company came to us and ordered circles for March 8 with a portrait of the CEO of the firm on each. I don’t know, of course, how they have the relationship there at the firm, but I’t drink from a circle with a face like that gender. He was the son of a swiborg and a grampiket. In his eyes there was hatred for all mankind and all living organisms from his own chair to the taw whale. Looking at the photo of this man wanted to say "why to live this way" and go to heaven.
And we wrapped this face with pink flowers, signed "C 8 March" and printed almost 100 circles.
I still sometimes imagine with horror that there may be a corporate kitchen in this company. There are those circles on it. The Rare.

-- but now the girls of this company can with a quiet conscience make a gender mouth in the wash ;)

Tamara:...and then, as the senior commander of the militia said...To my husband, when he detained and bound a drunken man who came to break up...To our house...I can’t start matters on him, because he’s beaten and bound, and you don’t even have Sinjakov...Well, if he beat you then another matter, and so I’m sorry I can’t...It comes out in order to prove my rightness, it’s necessary to give yourself a beat... Fun Yes?? to

XXX: Did you do a lot?
YYY: Well, I’m somewhere at the end of February.
What about the end of February?
YYY: Not the best ending I’ve been at, to be honest.

To all the desperate people who complain that after buying books there is no money left for food – BIBLIOTHES! Maybe someone did not know about it, but in the library they give books to read for a short time, but for free!

Mich1: How do you understand it? If two people hit one with their hands and feet, he has no right. I am protected from the laws of this kingdom. And with these ugly ones "to be reconciled" shouldn’t we sit down? Well well well.
White Dragon: They do not hit, but beat. Nuances as they say. That is, if they had fallen and already lying beats, then you can get what is and apply without any hassle. You have to think. One thing has crashed and crashed, another thing has crashed and crashed. Everything is difficult. This is also necessary to prevent abuse.
Mich1: That is, an ordinary, untrained and legally illiterate person when attacked by two with striking legs and hands, in a stressful situation should clearly realize that he is beaten, beaten or pined, is it dangerous for his life or there is a possibility of getting rid of bluets, and only after that to think of the line of defense - to apply, not to apply, or wait until the skull breaks? How difficult all this is.

The Ukrainian Army. The harsh realities.
XHHH: The questionnaires were distributed today
Tag: on Religion
HHH: But the patches had to fill them.
I filled it myself.
We now have a company of Muslims.

Analysis of:

If the goldfish is a caras, what kind of figured did the old man find in the sea?

There are marine carousels. Dorado, or according to the new trends of Dorado, also from the marine carases

This is a litrobol, baby, litrobol.

...
Litball is a sport. Like a bed and a bed.

If I pronounce the full name of my wife, Oksan Aleksandrovna, Ksenofontov, then all the cats run away.

>>>We have already made the film "Marshal of Finland", where, in fact, Mannerheim plays a Negro.

I realized that you have not watched this movie, nor even the trailer, and are familiar with it only by the news in the tape.
This low-budget film was shot in Kenya and it has ALL black actors.

XXX: What are you there, Boo?
No, we have noble drinks - cognac, whisky.
We are blessed.

My mother loves animals, but she can’t remember the names of the breeds. Thus were born the dog "meat-eating" (which means samojed) and the cat "kaifun" (mein-kun).

When I was a kid, I decided to surprise everyone and show magic. During his grandmother's birthday, he asked everyone to close their eyes, and he took a hammer and a nail to hit his grandmother's head and then pull it out under applause. My mom opened her eyes in time.

Officials are getting less and less nightmarish about small because we have fewer and fewer small.

I am the owner of the social card of a moscovite, like millions of others. A useful thing, but has its time, you need to get a new one. On the day of the march to this organization, family and service issues arose, and I could not go the morning as I wanted. Having completed all the work, I arrived there only by 17 o’clock. The office is empty. I quickly found the right office. The lady who was dealing with issuing new cards immediately got a new one, and handing me a signature said:
You see an intelligent person. What happened here from morning to lunch, I don’t even want to remember.

A gang of hoppies, who were bullshit in an electric car with mushrooms, was cut under the root.

HK: I’m trying to gather three workers out of five non-working boxes.
How about success?
HK: So far there are three unemployed.

Katze North: the cape. Mom in the newspaper read that through television you can "watch" citizens
Drekhann: Oh, and if you disassemble the telephone during work, you can get what was on the screen at that moment.

Aaa: When my girlfriend was studying Haskell, she asked me what a career in mathematics was. I answered that this is, in fact, a controversial necessity term indicating the fact that the functions of a binary work and Hom are connected. I also found a goat after that...

bbb: What a subtle relationship you have :) My wife and I don't talk about such topics :)