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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №153915
 11.03.2020
I work in a bank.

The history of repayment of the loan.

This time there is nothing unusual, just let’s enjoy the person.

Today came a 43-year-old man who took a mortgage in 2005 already far away. I made my last payment today. In general, it is a very rare case when the mortgage is cancelled for the entire term, usually selling an apartment, making refinancing to another bank or simply making large sums and closing prematurely. The client has been here for 15 years. He tells us that in these years, he married twice, from the first marriage was born and a child has grown up, changed several jobs, lost friends, planted health, in general, everything like an ordinary man. He says: "So many years have passed, a whole life, everything has changed, even the president has changed (Kazakhstan), and only one thing always, I came to pay for the mortgage every month."

Glad for him, but also a little sad.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №153914
 11.03.2020
When I was fifteen, my father somehow became psychotic and cried out, "You read little!" he grabbed Remark from the shelf of "Three Comrades" and handed it to me, and it was a turning point. I really liked the book and aroused interest in reading. The side effect, however, was the interest in the use of strong drinks, which Remark described with his inherent skill. It’s strange that I didn’t get caught up with crooked prostitutes.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №153913
 11.03.2020
According to legend, during the time of colonial rule in India, the British became upset that there were too many cobras in Delhi.

To get rid of the poisonous snakes, the governor assigned a reward for each cobra killed.

At first, the number of snakes rapidly decreased as a result of their destruction.

However, soon entrepreneurial Indians began to breed the cobra themselves for the sake of the prize.

When this became known to the government and the reward for the killed cobra was cancelled, the breeders released the depreciated snakes, and thus the number of poisonous cobra not only did not decrease, but even increased.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №153912
 11.03.2020
Order and discipline in Russia are synonymous with lawlessness and arbitrariness.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №153911
 11.03.2020
The financial problems of any company start with the fact that it is planted fairy dwarfs. Over the past six months, I have received at least a thousand pop-ups offering to install a Yandex disk and a Yandex browser. 5 times a day from all devices. No one in my life has been so persistent with me. No poor on paper. I said no, I mean no. But after a thousand do not start thinking - the respected once company began to behave inappropriately.

What is the result of this advertising campaign? Now I hate this company. About an hour of my precious life. Why am I born to this world? For another million times to click the rejection button on repeated Yandex proposals? Yes, hell will freeze before I use the services of this shameful shame called Yandex again. What is Tom’s reason? The company hired an efficient dealer, able to handle the entire planet.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №153910
 11.03.2020
Oil has dropped by 30%. The gasoline is traveling again.

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