Today, my mother asked me to bring her a swab from the balcony. I am not difficult. has brought. Mom looked out the window. Sadly so breathed "The weather is not summer" says. I went to the balcony...

A woman writes to me in ask:
Daphne, what will you surprise me today?
She: I don’t know... Well, we’re leaving the cat in the apartment.
I: O_o
Whoever leaves it, he prepares the dinner.
I: It’s not that you’ve been wearing jeans this morning... It feels fucking ?

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Always and always. what?
xxx: Where is the item "Get off with your updates"?

I have a bad habit - when I sew something, I put the needle next to me in the couch so as not to lose... So today, at 6 a.m. sewing my shirt before work, I didn't have time to realize that I was sitting on the inflatable bed =(((

They were chasing Murmansk. There are normal people, a normal city, and freezes, like everywhere. Prices are higher than in the middle range. And so no one there watermelon heats up and bears do not run white around the city with penguins in a hug (this is for those who are not strong in geography). The snow fell in July.

Zephyr... Zephyr... Put in a microwave drowned in mercury uranium...

Kissulya: Santa, give me... give me...
ded_moroz:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Kisulya: Thank you for hitting!

He accidentally caught a puppy... alive. In such a shell! O_O

X is:
Specifically for alternative intellectuals set a password - "333", so that the registry and language could not be used.

X is:
And you know what?

and :
? to

X is:
They enter it on the extra section of the keyboard with NumLock'em turned off.
God hates the idiots.

Gender equality will only be achieved when everyone can scratch their eggs.

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and xxx: WEB
PS is
I know what is written not "rep", but "rep". Only when it is not about the material, but about the musical direction, it is not "metal", but "metal".
pps
disappeared

UUU: I never understood such dumb-headed shellblocks, well, be more serious, you fuck what and how do you listen? There is a feeling that you were offended in your childhood by Repera and now you have passed through this trauma after so many years decided to pour it out here and find support and sympathy in the faces of the Internet community. For example: I am almost 27 years old, I am Admin, I listen to Rep from 7th grade, all my friends Rockers and Metallogues, burned, who still remember how previously lighted Sepultura with the album RUTS. You won't believe it, but the same REP has different directions, listen to Multidiscipline, Grot, Ezekiel 25-17 and many groups that don't flash on the telecast. I don’t mind listening to rock. I don’t wear wide pants, dresses and all these attributes – since I was a child. So be kind and stop eating people even on the melomanic soil! Who for friendship "+"

We stand with a friend smoking, we watch on the sidewalk a pregnancy test rolls... we quietly approach look... and in two voices:"He carried a man"... they both rolled)))

From the forum:
AHTOXA: I just want to find out what we (young people) now need to do in order not to collect bottles at retirement, etc.
Start collecting bottles and so on. Right now...

The child of the antilope is a calf! Just like a giraffe.
The baby zebra is a beetle.
Animals with split copits have bodies. With "single" is a lottery.
Do not let illiteracy defeat literacy.

If you don’t fuck with your girlfriend for a long time, sex will start in the brain.

I’m now weighing 50 kg =(
I have recovered! Now I’m 38, are you happy? :D

The working mood improves when you encounter a type of printing in the document:...

I work in a Belarusian online store. There is not a day without angry letters from Russia that we are ugly, that we are ugly and that we need to be shot for the fact that a bank of machine oil in our store is worth more than a car.

Be you at least a little more attentive or smarter, if you have already visited the site in the.by zone, then you must somehow consider that prices are not in Russian rubles, but in Belarusian rubles. Or are you already like in the United States: outside the states there is no life?

If one day everybody started talking to each other.
If it were true, the world would immediately become much better. People in it,
By the way, it would soon be noticeably eased.
by Yuri Tatarkin

At that time I was in the seventh grade, still a Soviet school. In autumn we had
Sabbath days with the collection of the leaves and burning them on the fire. All our
The class was scattered throughout the school. So it happened that I found myself
next to a girl suffering from severe strabismus. So we grind with her.
The leaves were near the fence, and the fence was made of iron pipes. Appropriate to
We got on the back side of the fence and my uncle said, “Girls, you want to go.
With me? I will buy you whatever you want.” I am wondering why this is
generosity, and the girl as if looking at her uncle, but actually to the side,
He asks, “You have a long mouth?” The man has survived, has become
Talk about the length of your house. When he finished, the girl
He said, “Hey, fuck yourself in the ass. Why are you holding onto us?” The Uncle
She quickly left in shock. Probably decided to try.